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University AU where Sunday gets tenure and competes with Ratio, call him Professor Oak

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You have no idea how long it took me before I realized that New Hanover, West Elizabeth and Lemoyne are not meant to be territories, but are apparently actual fake US states

It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Playing Red Dead Redemption 2, messed around with Arthur's hair and somehow I made him come out looking exactly like my coworker lmao

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The feminine urge to get into the hobby of raising chickens

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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I think maybe you have bocchi

if i post about my neuroses enough surely someone will armchair diagnose me. next best thing after a therapist really.

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Antenne zum Himmel

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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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Wait why does she have to reward him again? Isn't the whole point of slavery is that you don't have to pay them anything? You tell your slave to do something and their reward is "they don't get whipped bloody or hanged for being a defective product" isn't that what slavery is?

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Conversely, also make sure the sopping wet pathetic meow meow gets the one thing they're actually good at revealed at a convenient time and have them go ham on the problem, showing to themselves and the reader that they aren't useless and can be part of the team

Hey, hey! Friendly reminder to make sure your supposedly “fearless” character gets their darkest fear revealed in the worst way possible so they break down into a vulnerable shaking mess in front of all the people they care about 

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My train of thought while designing a creature (dramatized account)

Artist brain: Ooh let's make the anatomy. Vibe. Symbolism. It gonna symbolize so hard

Engineer brain: No. Do not. Load bearing ability bad. This thing will snap like a twig under its own weight

Artist brain: B-but the poignant tragedy of what the creature represents should be woven into its very bones

Engineer brain: It looks structurally unsound. It is ugly

Conceptualization [Difficult: Success] - Man, you sound exactly like Harry Du Bois right now

MORALE -1

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Mortal Engines municipal darwinism is a fascinating concept. Moving cities that run around and eat each other like animals. There are prey cities and predator cities but you can add so much more

Like yes, there are scavenger cities that pick apart the leftovers of hunts, but are there parasite cities? Towns and districts that siphon fuel and parts until one day they disappear like they were never there? Do Londoners decide to go to some steampunk cinema theatre thing only to find the theatre and the entire district it's located in is gone? Does London have a police unit constantly looking for seams and suspicious pipes and secret attachment points ready to be severed when enough fuel has been stolen?

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The masculine urge to survive a traumatic experience, fall into depression, adopt a little girl and find new meaning in life by being the father figure she never had

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YOU - "Kim. Do you think we're friends in other universes too?"

SHIVERS - Two cats jump from chimney to chimney, one cleans soot off of the other's face. A willow sways gently next to her birch, their roots tangle together deep underground. Two boys chase each other through the woods with sticks held like swords. An elderly couple solves the day's crossword puzzle over cups of coffee.

KIM KITSURAGI - "That is a very far-fetched idea, detective. Let's focus on the here and now."

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