#with Isabella saying she’s a card-carrying damsel in distress in the Indiana Jones parody

[guys-in-distress-database]

Whumpee: “what the hell is this?”

Whumper, handing them a business card: “well, considering how many times I’ve kidnapped you this year, I thought you deserved to officially be a card-carrying damsel in distress!”

Whumpee, extremely unimpressed: “…thanks.”

Whumper, grinning from ear to ear: “get kidnapped nine times and your tenth is free!”