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[hcnnibal]

comically large bow

[evanbi-ckley]

you always hear about breasting boobily but you never hear cocking dickily. where is the equality?

[ethosiab]

Hermit a day May is over, here's my collection of drawings for the event! All the individual posts are under the tags #hermitaday and #hermitadaymay2024.

aaaand heres all the uncoloured ones. minus the drawing of TFC because theres an image limit.

[z3phyr4s]

happy birthday, techno.

[fluffielox]

i(dk)

[midnightmah07]

Au where Daisy accidentally turned into a marketable plushie so now Ruggie has to carry his girlfriend around and look like a crazy fan of an unknown character

[ramblesbiab]

It’s the second day of fucking pride month and my F4F ASMR YouTube channel got removed ENTIRELY because it apparently, suddenly, violated the sex and nudity policy. I can’t fucking believe this. That was one of the best parts of my life fucking obliterated over night without any warning. That was the account I used to watch things fucking obliterated. That was over a million fucking views obliterated. That was a safe space and communiyy I’ve been creating for fellow trans gals and sapphics, over the course of almost two years, obliterated.

It’s fucking pride month. Oh my fucking god.

[hazbinhotelie]

Alastor what was your favorite subject when you were alive?

“Ah, a lovely question that takes me back to my formative years! My favorite subject, without a doubt, was reading and English. Growing up in New Orleans, my formal education was, shall we say, less than comprehensive, but my dear mother made sure to nurture my love for the written word.”

“Books were a luxury, and she saved diligently to buy them for me. Each one was a precious treasure, filled with new worlds and ideas. I spent countless hours engrossed in tales of adventure, mystery, and human folly. English classes allowed me to delve into these stories more deeply, to understand the nuances of language and the power of storytelling.”

“My mother, bless her soul, taught me the importance of eloquence and articulation, and those lessons have stayed with me ever since. So, while the school system may not have offered much, the education I received at home, surrounded by the rich culture of New Orleans and the love of a dedicated mother, was more than enough to spark my lifelong passion for words and stories.”

[mershellscape]

jeyna "real or not real" i'm sobbing

[skynapple]

i don't like him, my period is just coming up in 5 days

[kurgy]

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose

[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[teaboot]

Did this at a party once

[keferon]

His lab partner is so damn small ahahjxjgkgkg

[sushiisiu]

hope they get incurable diseases from this bathroom

[radiance1]

The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.

However.

Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.

This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.

But alas, that is not what is happening.

The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.

So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.

You know.

A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.

Constantine, in particular.

He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.

Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.

Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.

"He could've done so much better."