#imagine Clem leaving AJ lmaoooo

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Every time I find something about this comic book it never fails to feel like a kick in the face.

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OKAY BUT A ROAD TRIP AU WITH THE ERICSON’S SQUAD, DUCK, GABE, MARIANA, JAMES, SARAH AND BEN. A SPECIAL THANKS TO @thewalkingclementine FOR PROVIDING WITH EXTRA GOLDEN CONTENT.

-when they arrive in the store at like 3am, the girls just start twerking in the middle of the aisle bc they do really weird things when they're tired and hungry

-mitch bursting out of some chocolate bars to scare the shit out of a very sleepy and grumpy marlon

-MARLON SCREAMS AND CAN BE HEARD ACROSS THE ENTIRE DAMN STORE AND LOUIS BURSTS OUT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

-THEY’D BE THE TYPE OF GROUP TO JUST BE EXHAUSTED AS HELL AND SOMEONE WHISPERS SOMETHING RANDOM LIKE “WALNUT” AND THEY ALL DIE AND AASIM IS CRYING INSIDE CAUSE HE'S DRIVING

-EVERYONE INSIDE THE TRAILER IS JUST DEATHLY SILENT UNTIL MITCH JUST WHISPERS "HEY GUYS" AND THERE'S A SILENCE BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO DO OR SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND HE JUST WHISPERS "DEEZ NUTS" AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHI

-gabe louis mitch and marlon being the dudes who fuck shit up 

-gabe swearing in spanish when he's really angry and the other dudes are really amused 

-the reason why they're going on a roadtrip is bc the class are taking a class roadtrip bc they just graduated and they invited aj and tenn and willy up bc they're a part of the squad too.

-sarah being a weenie and never makes a peep but the squad knows she's lit af, and she makes the ladies friendship bracelets.

 -james talking in his sleep and clem talks to him while recording what he says and its the funniest and cutest thing ever bc that boy hardly ever sleeps 

-mariana's the dj in the store and she blasts rave songs when they're gonna get candy bars 

-tenn and aj playing hide and seek and tag and everyone needs to wait forever for them to finish the game but it's really cute to see them being happy.

 -mitch telling the younger ones about krampus and some of them are kinda weirded out and nervous but aj's like "!!! :O AWESOME!!" and ruby puts her mom cowgirl boots on and whacks mitch on the head bc "DONT SCARE THE LITTLE ONES OR YOU'LL GET MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS" 

-when they leave the store rosie's in the front seat at the wheel and keeps honking the goddamn horn - everyone bursts out laughing.

-AASIM IS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER AND IS LIVING ON BLACK COFFEE

-THE SQUAD GETTING THEIR OWN CLASS SWEATERS 

-ROSIE WAS COMING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER OR MARLON WASNT GOING 

-BEN READING COMICS AND BOOKS TO AJ AND DOING LIL AWKWARD BROFISTS

-AASIM DRIVES INTO MCDONALDS AND EVERYONE GETS EXCITED UNTIL HE JUST ORDERS A BLACK COFFEE IN THE DRIVETHROUGH AND DRIVES AWAY AND EVERYONE'S ABOUT TO BEAT HIS ASS BECAUSE “WHAT THE FUCK AASIM” 

-NO AASIM'S WERE HARMED IN THE ROADTRIP

 -CLEMENTINE ON A ROADRAGE IS A TERRIFYING THING - THE REST OF THE SQUAD DEBATE ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD BAN CLEM FROM DRIVING.

-ON THEIR GRADUATION DAY, KENNY THE BOAT LORD HIMSELF GOT THE SQUAD ON A YACHT BC HE KNEW SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE AND THE SQUAD RAISED MONEY FOR IT - JAVI HELPED OUT WITH FINANCES TOO BECAUSE HE WAS BASEBALL STAR.

CLEM WHILE ON A ROADRAGE: ASSHOLE!! YOU'RE A LIL BITCH!! YOU'RE WHAT MY BOY GABE CALL A PUTA!! I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED IT TO A ZEBRA!!” AND EVERY OTHER SWEAR IN THE BOOK WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST STARING AT HER SHOOKETH

-SARAH: [GAAAAAASP] CLEM!!!!! 

CLEM: [SQUINTS @] 

SARAH: 

CLEM: 

SARAH: 

CLEM: [SLAMS THE CAR HORN]

-CLEM TRYING TO REACH FOR A BAG OF CHIPS AND CANT REACH SO AFTER A MILLION YEARS OF TRYING, SHE LIES THERE ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAMS "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!"

"WHAT" 

"I TRIED MY BEST I DIDNT SUCCEED MY DEPRESSION TOOK OVER" 

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO" 

"BE MY LADDER" 

"OK" 

"THANKS ILY MAN"

MITCH COMES IN AND MOVES IT FARTHER SO WATCH CLEM GETTING JAMES TO BE HER HORSE AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, "MITCH YOU BASTARD!!!" AND MITCH IS RUNNING 1000MPH

ALSO!! THE DUDES KNOCKING THEMSELVES OUT BY SNEAKING INTO LIKE IKEA AT THE MOST UNGODLY HOURS AND THEY JUST FOOL AROUND BY JUMPING ONTO THE BEDS FROM THE CIELING AND THEY'RE ALL SCATTERED IN THE MORNING AND THEM ALMOST GETTING ARRESTED 

MEANWHILE THE LADIES ARE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BC THE DUDES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS EXCEPT FOR LIKE TENN AND JAMES - THEY’RE GOOD BOYS. THEY JUST HEAR SCREAMING AND ARE LIKE.... “ANYWAYS” AND HALFWAY THROUGH AASIM JOINS THEM AND REFUSES TO TELL THEM WHATS GOING ON

CLEM TURNS TO MARIANA, "ARE YOU GONNA STAND UP FOR GABE IF HE ENDS UP GETTING ARRESTED" 

"NOPE"

"ARE YOU GONNA TELL DAVID ABOUT IT" 

"NOPE"

ALL THE BOYS WERE SEMI TRAUMATIZED EXCEPT MITCH

-IMAGINE CLEM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRESTLING WITH MITCH WHEN LEE CALLS HER TO ASK HOW SHE'S DOING AND IMMEDIATELY SHE CHANGES UP HER VOICE LIKE "HIIII LEE!!" AND LEE'S LIKE "HOW'RE YOU DOING" AND CLEM'S TRYING TO GET MITCH OFF OF HER AND SHES GIGGLING "ITS A LOT OF FUN" AND LEE'S JUST "AIIGHT SWEETPEA” AND THE MOMENT SHE HANGS UP SHE'S BACK TO BEATING MITCH'S ASS

-MAGINE REBECCA CALLING CLEM IF AJ'S OKAY AND CLEM HESITANTLY LOOKS OVER TO SEE SEVEN YEAR OLD AJ RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND DOING STUNTS WITH MITCH AND SHE'S LIKE "HE'S DOING PERFECTLY FINE!! LMAO"

-CLEM BLASTING HARDCORE EXPLICIT RAP SONGS ON FULL BLAST WHEN SHE'S DRIVING AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

-THAT MOMENT WHEN EVERYONE'S TELLING EACH OTHER SCARY STORIES AND WILLY JUST "IT WAS 12AM ON A STORMY NIGHT........ AND I LOST MY WIFI" AND EVERYONE GASPS IN HORROR

-PLOT TWIST!! LOUIS WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE "GUYS!! I HAD A WILD DREAM!! WE WERE ALL BACK AT ERICSON'S BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND THESE HOMICIDAL ASSHOLES WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP US" AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE "WTF LOUIS LMAO" 

 "WOW IM GLAD DREAMS DONT COME TRUE"

MITCH LOUIS AND MARLON SCREAMING "PENIS" AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACK OF THE TRAILER AND CLEM JUST YELLS "P E N I S" FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT AND SHE GETS AN "AYYYYY" FROM THE BACK -aj wearing a teddy bear suit and everyone dies of cuteness 

-i just realized that they'd need adults bc they'd all be underage with them as supervisers so,,,,,, javi?? omid?? lee?? christa?? jane?? molly?? kenny?? matthew?? ava?? lilly?? jesus??

I CAN SEE CARLOS WANTING TO BE A SUPERVISOR BC OF SARAH BUT EVERYONE ELSE UPON BEING TOLD OF THAT SHOOK THEIR HEADS IMMEDIATELY LIKE "FUCK NO" THEY’D RATHER DO HOMEWORK THAN HAVE CARLO SWITH THEM -I CAN TOTALLY SEE THE SQUAD WANTING JAVI AND JESUS THERE THO BC THEY'D GET A FAMOUS BASEBALL STAR AND THE LITERAL SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

-clem screaming through the mic: DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME ALSO KENNY WOULD SQUINT @ DUCK IF HE CAME ALONG AND HE SNUCK OFF TO IKEA WITH MITCH MARLON LOUIS BEN AND AASIM LMAOOOO mitch in the car mic: HELLO BITCH LASAGNA concept: the squad arguing about where they're going and the theme song when they go up on stage the day of their grad night

i bet 100% that clem was bombarded by the asks of like most of the boys of the class to be their prom date LMAO whoever her date was lee and clem's father ed would squint @ bc oH HECC NO IF YOU TOUCH ANYWHERE PAST HER WAIST I WILL START BREAKING FINGERS marlon getting all pouty bc rosie wouldnt be allowed in the prom

plot twist: omar's the dj he's very good at it and he made the cake!! louis made really corny fake orgasm noises after trying it and everyone burst out laughing and aasim's looking at the camera like he's in the office

louis would also photobomb in every single goddamn class photo for their grad LMAO