"Qualifying was really strong. A little mistake in the last corner but I think Max had probably an even bigger mistake, just uh... I don't know how much he paid Nico for the tow but... I'm actually flying back with him tonight so I might have to pay him a bit more."
Ironically says "where my hug at" to make people uncomfortable.
Always the biggest guy in the room, like he will make it his priority to take up as much space as he can
Has a dad sneeze. Like ACHOHOBOBOJOKOWOWOOOWOO sounds like the big bad wolf
Would tell you the most blood curdling horrifying stories of what he's done before you got to bed so you just stare up at the ceiling being like 'why am I next to their monster'
content - modern au, eren is a menace, college au, suggestive (eren asks reader to sit on his face), eren bullying zeke, eren calls reader baby + gorgeous