#cardan greenbriar

[keptalivebymagic]

The sluttiest depiction of Cardan.

Artist: frostbite.studios

[amorettopedri]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever. bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

[highking-cardan]

@his-littlefox it literally says “I have a wife btw”

[sydneymack]

Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @/adriana_imparato_draws

[moonmirrorart]

my sweet nemesis

[written-in-the-stars06]

you know this trope where characters A thinks they’re unlovable and character B loves them like breathing ? yeah me too

[mistynightmare13]

On my mind 24/7

If this post goes well I’ll post my other little edits 🫶

[1800naveen]

THE CRUEL PRINCE CHARACTERS AS FUNNY TWEETS/TUMBLR POSTS (Part 2):

Jude:

Cardan:

Taryn:

(Looking at you, Garrett)

Vivi:

(The mom is Madoc)

The Ghost:

(I want him and Taryn to get married, HOLLY)

The Bomb:

The Roach:

Oak:

Orianna:

Madoc:

Might make a part 3 with other characters. I'm going to bed, have a good day/night/afternoon!

[highladyofterrasen7]

Cardan is a slut

[thejudeduarte]

[chaliyaaa]

Cardan is just a silly little fool in love and I'm here for every second of it

[highking-cardan]

@theunwedbride @jul1etteferrarrs @judeduartehighqueen @balladedurenard girls what

[sydneymack]

Jude and Cardan - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @vinc_ry

[starrynightsxo]

*cardan sits jude down to ask a question*

cardan: jude, you aren't keeping up with your finances...

jude: what? what do you mean?

cardan: *leans back*... because you're living in my mind rent-free

jude: sod off *shoves him and leaves*

*cardan punches the air in victory*

[viivdle]

jude during the exile:

cardan during the exile: