#from saph

[dear-ao3]

How do you like your coffee?

like i like my women

[dear-ao3]

what to do if having homosexual thoughts

cant really help you with that one considering im straight

[dear-ao3]

Please make a sir Lewis Hamilton What The Fuck Were You Doing ca. 2009-2015 compilation!!

oh im SO PLEASED YOU ASKED

objectively he is still slaying in all of these, man has never not slayed a day in his life, but some of these make me go hm. interesting choices here. very of their time. also shoutout to his bleach blonde era which is not included here cause i couldnt find a picture of him with blonde hair where he wasnt in a very nice suit.

[dear-ao3]

im gonna tell u whats happening in the fic im reading

they FINALLY killed my least fav character. i love it when they do that. the gays have only seen eachother once tho

this just in folks. kill off random people in your fic for this one person only.

[dear-ao3]

favorite bird?

[dear-ao3]

which formula 1 driver do you think would be the most fun to do an escape room with (successfully escaping is optional)

were doing a top 5 cause i said so

5. charles leclerc. i feel like he would get distracted by something and we wouldn't finish. or he'd bring leo and that would be that.

4. lando norris. he'd probably make weird jokes the whole time that wouldn't really hit but i would still laugh. wed end up trauma bonded and would finish with like 3 minutes to spare.

3. sebastian vettel. he'd figure the whole thing out pretty quickly but wed just sit in there until the last minute and then scramble through the last bit just cause we can

2. daniel ricciardo. is there anything he does that isn't fun? literally doesnt matter if we dont get out. wed probably get so stuck wed need to be rescued. or somehow end up in a different escape room.

1.nico rosberg. he'd figure the whole thing out in five minutes flat and wed get out and probably set a world record. i would not know what was happening but it would be the experience of a lifetime.

[dear-ao3]

mentally im still here

[dear-ao3]

favorite fic you've read this week?

what makes you think im revealing my fanfic search history with 100k people

[dear-ao3]

since you've been too productive this week, what are your NOT-plans this weekend?

well im supposed to be writing fanfic and im not. so that should be what im doing but instead im here. tumblr is always my not plans.

[dear-ao3]

😭 every time i saw sir lewis hamilton before seeing the f1 shenanigans on your blog I thought he was just a really pretty model

im decently sure he does model so you were half right. he has also won 7 world championships and is pretty much the best driver at this point in time

[dear-ao3]

Formally requesting the "Sir Lewis Hamilton, What were you even thinking between 2009-2015?" outfit post, if you still need the procrastinating encouragement. Or just have time later.

i posted it!!

[dear-ao3]

ok hold on while we're talking about sir lewis hamilton slaying:

"perez is catching charles leclerc, he takes him towards the inside pEREZ ON THE INSIDE! CHARLES LECLERC GIVES HIM JUST ENOUGH SPACE! CAN PEREZ S Q U E E Z E PAST THEYRE GOING WHEEL TO WHEEL! TOWARDS VALE NOW WHOS GONNA BE LAST ON THE BRAKES???? LECLERC HAS THAT INSIDE LINE! PEREZ GOES OFF THE TRACK! HE CUTS THE CHICANE, OFF GOES LECLERC, THROUGH GOES HAMILTON!!!! UNBELIEVABLE STUFF!!!!"

[dear-ao3]

Uh, what are the top five things on your desk/ that you can see right now? (idk, you said send asks)

im at my dining room table and we have 4 small packages of screws, a giant bottle of excedrine, glass cleaner, half of an iPhone charger, a stack of signed playbills and my soup