#chuuya x baby reader

[junko-loves-dazai]

Hi rlly love your recenct hc of dazai with a baby reader can you also do the same thing but with Chuuya?

Chuuya taking care of baby reader

A/N: I'm sorry it took so long for this. I couldn't see it in my inbox until today and I don't have the app so. I'm sorry and I hope you enjoy this.

-Author-chan/Junko-chan

He was hesitant to bring you in (I mean who wouldn't) bring a baby into a building of criminals

He is only taking you there as a last resort which means no one and I mean no one can take you.

When he brought you in (just like with Dazai) everyone was shocked

Only Kouyou really knew about you because she would look after sometimes when Chuuya went on missions

Back to the point

Everyone was like: "How could someone like him have a child?" or "Chuuya where did you get that baby?"

"They're mine, you idiot!"

(Also like Dazai) You're not leaving his sight

He'll put you in one of these chest baby carriers or a baby seat carrier

You'll some how manage to get away

He WILL panic only to find you with Kouyou, Gin, Higuchi, Elise, Akutagawa, or Tachihara or others (but defiantly not M*ri at least not alone)

After finding you "How the hell did you get so far?"

Some how you're actually calm around The Akutagawa siblings and never fussed and stopped crying around them

Some how you could fall asleep on anyone (not M*ri though he never got a chance to touch you (Why does that sound so wrong))

If you cry Chuuya is giving you to Kouyou to calm you down

Also if you cry he’ll use his ability and make you fly around (not too high) until you calm down

When he leaves for a mission you're staying with Kouyou until he gets back or you're going with one of the Akutagawa sibling weather they like it or not.

After his mission or the end of the day he takes you home and washes you up as well as himself and you both go to bed.

[baby-tini]

Chuuya Nakahara is such a ‘don’t run from me’ kinda guy when he knows he’s fucking you so good that you can’t take it anymore and try to get off his cock. Like he has you on your hands and knees, face pushed into the pillows on your bed as he fucks into your cunt, pretty red tip kissing your cervix. His red dress-shirt stuck to his chest, sweat dripping down his face, on to your back from how long you’ve been at it. It’s not too much until his thumb finds your clit and rolls it in quick circles. “gimme one more.” his voice is gruff, short huffs of air timed perfectly with him fucking you.... just Chuuya thoughts..

[chuunai]

NEED BSD MEN HEADCANONS WITH THEM EXPERIENCING BABY FEVER FOR THE FIRST TIME

like they see a baby on social media being cute or something like that and they're just like "oh....I??? want one?????"

I’ve been waiting for this one >_<

✧˚ · . BSD men with baby fever - dazai osamu, chuuya nakahara, tachihara michizou, tetcho suehiro, sigma

summary ⋆ ★ mentions of pregnancy, babies babies babies, fluff, established relationship (dating reader), SFW with implied NSFW.

Dazai Osamu:

Dazai would only get baby fever if you two had been together for a while. That he trusts you with his being and heart. He’s lost so many others in the span of a few years, he doesn’t want to lose you too. Or a baby. A family is something that’s unknown to him. The closest thing he had to one was with Ango and Odasaku, but look how that ended up.

But when that video of a baby crawling over to her mama and papa came up on his social media feed one day, something in his mind just seemed to focus on ‘baby baby baby’. At the Agency, all he could think about was his future baby. The dark curls they’d inherit, and your lips and eyes. Kunikida could smack him for all he cared, but Dazai was the one with a girlfriend. And at home, one could say it got even more embarrassing there. Online shopping carts would magically start having baby clothes in them, and a music playlist with the title of ‘lullabies for future baby dazai <3’ appeared as well.

Of course, you ask why it’s popping up. Instead of being smart and playfully brushing it off, the fever grows to a whole new degree where he gets down on his knees in front of you and begs for a baby. He just wants a family of his own. Is it so much to ask for? Someone he’ll love unconditionally and that they’ll love him back. And wouldn’t it be the ultimate gift of your love? Something that came from the both of you and your shared efforts?

By the miracle of his persuasive words (and even more persuasive cock), you had agreed. Dazai could hardly wait for night nowadays where he’d try to stuff a baby into you. His baby. A family with you. The fever isn’t giving up, and a positive pregnancy test is his only hopeful sign of recovering.

Chuuya Nakahara

Chuuya gets baby fever very quick. It’s not his fault that he gets attached so early on in the relationship. You just complete him—the empty side where he questions everything. An answer to his purpose in life. You’re a goddess in his eyes, and he worships the ground you walk on. He also enjoys talking about you and showing you off. It’d be more impressive if he could show off a baby in your belly, though.

He blames it all on his subordinates. The fuckers are young—like him—and irresponsible. The Port Mafia is a soul’s last resort, and so one loses all sense of purpose and dignity. That leads to pregnancies, occasionally. The fathers are also usually part of the Mafia, and so when Chuuya saw the expecting parents walking around, he couldn’t help but think of you. Belly swollen with his seed, tits heavy with milk to nourish his child. He was a goner day one of the fever. The following weeks are discreetly spent reading articles about parenting, looking at cute videos of families and staring at your stomach a whole lot more now.

He tries to indirectly ask about your feelings on the topic when you’re both sleepily intoxicated on a Sunday. Snuggling up to you on the couch while his tired voice asks if you thought you two would be good parents. One hand rested absentmindedly on your stomach, kneading it slowly while you smiled and said yes. Of course, it didn’t mean you wanted one now or anything, but in the moment it sure seemed like you had said that you wanted his baby now.

That’s probably how you two ended up under the sheets, too drunk to remember protection as he prayed for a baby to be conceived. A pillow under your hips while his rolled against yours endlessly until his cum painted your cervix and walls white. He doesn’t pull out either, nor do you push him off. Deep down, he knows you want the same too. A mini-Nakahara.

Tachihara Michizou

He’s a mix of Dazai and Chuuya. He’ll get baby fever quickly after you start dating because he’s known you for so long. You two had been on the streets together for a while and joined the Hunting Dogs together. You’re his family, and he’s yours. It’s always been just you and him forever. Tachihara needs that security in order to even think about a baby of his own.

When he does, it’s when Atsushi randomly gave him a stroller with a baby in it. Tachihara had no clue on what to do when it started crying and Gin teased him for it, but damn did it look kinda similar to you and him. Then that pesky thought entered his mind after work as he tried to get it out. You’re both only nineteen, for Christ’s sake! And you haven’t even been dating for a year! Tachihara’s not going to ask you for one until you’re at least twenty-three together and still happy.

But lord, four years is a painful waiting time. But he knows you’re worth it. That the future baby is worth it. He’ll try and subtly to have you get baby fever too by going to parks more often where parents are fussing over their kids and he’ll make a comment about how you baby him like that and that your offspring will like him better. You don’t seem too convinced, but he’ll change that. Just like how he’s changing both of your future for the better.

His dreams consist of you and him raising a family in the peaceful countryside where no one will ever threaten you again. No crime or tragedy, just you and him. His biological family may all either be dead or hating him, but that doesn’t matter. You’re his family, and you love him.

Tetcho Suehiro

Tetcho doesn’t even know he has baby fever. All he knows is that he’s dating you—his heavenly angel. Everything in his life is good and normal. He has a job he deeply cherishes and loves, friends, and a civilian fiancée. The only thing he wishes for is to keep you happy and content with life and your relationship. A baby’s not on his mind for a while. Why would it? He’s got everything he needs.

But that one encounter with a child he saved from a criminal had him questioning it. The way it thanked him and hugged him got his fatherly side up and running. He thought it was just sweet of the kid to do so. Not that he wanted one of his own. Though his brain was different; insistent and pleading whenever he took you out on that one date and saw you help escort a lost child back to their parents. Tetcho’s a blunt honest individual, if you ask him something, he will most likely say the truth.

So when you see his adoring gaze at you, you ask him if he was okay and he just replies that he wants a baby too. One more thing to add to his life. You’re already engaged, he’s devoted to you forever more. He’ll take such good care of you and the baby. Money’s not an issue, and your relationship is stable and healthy. Isn’t it the best time for a baby?

He still doesn’t see it as baby fever when you tell him it. It’s just natural, right? Reproduction. He’d be a good father, he thinks. And he’ll tell you that until you give in and allow him to be a daddy-to-be.

Sigma

Sigma is also a goner day one. Coming from the Book has always made him feel out of place in the world. He has no mother, no father. No document of birth or a childhood He just came into being from words alone, and that makes him fascinated by you. He admires it, strangely enough. Your womb. The fact you could carry a baby just was stuck in his mind.

Your period is what first started his baby fever. When you first went through it shortly after your relationship began and he thought you were dying, you had to explain that you went through this every month unless you were pregnant. He offered to give you a baby, feeling bad for you. You of course said no, but he still has the offer up. He’s seen some pregnant patrons at the Casino, albeit rarely. Sigma wonders what you would look like carrying his baby. Letting him—a man not born quite like anyone else—do the honors of fathering your first child. Lord, he obsesses over it.

He has to sleep every night with his face buried in your stomach. When he falls asleep, he dreams of your future baby. It’s so bad for him. He needs to know he’s normal like everyone else. And nearly everybody can make a baby, right? If you really loved him, you’d let him try and make one with you too. To prove that yes, he’s human even if his origins are odd.

Sigma isn’t giving up. He’s a determined man with a goal in sight. He worked hard for everything he has in life right now, exhausting both his mind and body to the point of nearly insanity. A reward can be given to him, right? He’s heard Fyodor talk about God, and while he isn’t particularly religious himself, surely God will recognize his actions and give him a baby?

Here’s your meal everyone ! <3

Tags: @twst-om-lover, @xxcandlelightxx, @sinfulthoughtsposts

[milky-aeons]

𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒

౨ৎ . . . alpha!CHUUYA NAKAHARA is not very fond of the attention you have been giving one of his subordinates — and he never could be subtle about anything.

warnings: alpha!au, pining, criminal themes, swearing, mentions of violence, mating-bonds, jealousy, depictions of smoking, w.c. 724

♪ . . . ˗ˏˋ ꒰ teenage dream — katy perry ꒱ ˎˊ-

Chuuya Nakahara hadn't realised he'd been constantly tapping his pen until the sound became mingled with his daydream.

The one where he emptied an entire round of bullets into his subordinate's shitty head.

He snarled to himself — what the fuck was wrong with him, thinking about shit like that? A Mafia General didn't spend time fantasizing about killing his own men lest they did something very wrong. And this particular subordinate hadn't necessarily done anything wrong — except, smiled at you in a way that made Chuuya's blood curdle sour.

The memory of this morning's meeting came on unwanted — he didn't need any more reason to feed the feral side of him — and yet there it was; clear as rain, scorching as a brand.

Each of the five executives had been called for a weekly debrief and sat poised around the round table — Mori and Elise, of course, leading at the top. He saw how the entourage of lower Mafia men filed in to provide drinks at the brief interlude; he saw how of those men — one of his men — smiled at you. And above all else; he saw how you, lowering your lashes and resting your cheek on your hand, smiled right back.

He didn't really absorb any of the likely important meeting pointers after that.

Chuuya leaned back in his chair and threw an arm over his eyes. He knew these feelings weren't his fault, he knew that part of being an alpha was to find your mate, and he managed to land his amongst one of the bloodiest, most lethal echelons of society. From the first time he saw you and felt the mating-bond snap into place, Chuuya Nakahara vowed that he never could tell you. Could never subject you to a relationship so strong when, at the drop of a hat, either one of you could end up in a casket in this line of work.

The heartbreak of losing a mate when the bond is accepted is said to be devastating. It has been likened to having your limbs ripped away, like having an integral part of yourself gone, forever.

Chuuya sat in his office and let the image of you with another man torture him for a couple of minutes. Maybe to subject himself to the pain of it so it would hurt that little bit less. His inner canine roiled at the idea. It tried to claw its way through his ribcage, making every inch of his skin strain and burn. It was so inherently wrong to imagine his mate with someone else; someone that wasn't him, who knew and loved you so deeply he didn't know what to fucking do with himself.

His leg started bouncing.

Now that he let the floodgates down, it was a tidal wave. An influx, both an assault and a blessing on his senses as his mind filled with all things you. Your subtle scent, the swish of your hips as you walked so proudly down the hallways, the way you lit up a cigarette and held it so delicately between your red lips. He'd tell himself all of this was magnified to him. That his alpha senses projected you as the perfect, ideal partner. But in times like this when his instincts prevailed over his common sense, he couldn't see that difference — the line was a distant, blurred, incomprehensible thing.

His other leg started bouncing.

Stifle it, push it down, she deserves so much better than you.

He could feel the pressure in his gums; his incisor teeth trying to elongate; evident that his beast was stirring and gaining control. Fuck, he had to breathe, he had to get his feelings under control.

Then, there was the image of you in a white wedding dress. You had someone else's ring on your finger. You let somebody else lift the veil from your head and promise their soul to you, their life to you. He imagined standing in the cheering crowd while you were dipped down and kissed on the lips by a man that was not him, and suddenly, any rhyme nor reason did not seem so loud.

The pen he had been previously tapping clattered to the floor. His chair had hit the ground with the force of how hard he stood.

Suddenly, everything just seemed so damn simple.

✎ . . . requested by the always wonderful @ringsofsaturnnnn!

WRITING REQUESTS

[pupgawa]

What about chuuya with fox s/o again? But this time she’s using CBT on him, And shes basically overstimulating him.

(If ur comfortable with it!!)

c/w’s: sub!chuuya , overstimulation , cock rings, Dacryphilia

hi baby bat ! I hope did your request some justice <3

Usually chuuya had the upper hand, pinning you down and fucking the daylights out of you after you just had a smart mouth was one of his favorite activities. But there were some moment where you outsmarted him and had the upper hand, though they were never a lot, it still happened.

It was to be expected, you foxes are clever and love to play dirty, using the fact that he was stressed at work to lay him into a more submissive role, and he though you were gonna just pin him down and ride him, maybe a hair tug here and a slight squeeze of his throat there, oh boy was he mistaken, yet he only had himself to blame for this.

You had his sat down in front of the mirror with his hands cuffed behind his back, a cock ring that was much about a size or two too small for him around the base of his cock ( nothing some good lube couldn’t fix ), and you sat behind him with your hand wrapped around his cock. 

“ feel good, ‘hara ? ” you tease with a sly, knowing grin.

“ hardly . This damn thing is squeezin’ me too tight ” he hissed, but his reactions told you differently, he bucked up into your hands with a soft moan.

“ want me to take it off ? ” you ask, you liked to trick him, but if it genuinely made him uncomfortable, you would stop, but the idea only seemed to offend him?

“ fuck no!- I mean no- it’s okay ” he clears his throat, you smile widely, oh okay you see what’s going on here, he was into this! You chuckle into his ear, gently nibbling down onto it, rubbing your hands up and down his cock, his dick throbs, shooting a slight amounts of pain up his dick, spreading down to his thighs, making them tense up, yet it was a kind of hurt that was good for his soul.

—————————

It’s been literally almost an hour since you started and he needed to cum so bad that it physically hurt him.

Take this as some sort of pay back for all the times he’s denied you an orgasm, keeping a firm, painful grip around his cock, your nails scrape over the sensitive head. He hates to admit it but this is the first time he’s ever cried during sex. tears rolled down his cheeks, he sobs as he begs you to let him cum.

this was going to be a long night … for him of course <33

[hopleii]

bsd characters (of your choice) x reader who loves bows, baby pink, and dainty things <33 love ur profile and aesthetic so i think you'd have fun with this one

pretty pink ribbon . . .

content: chuya x fem!reader, dazai x fem!reader (separate), not proofread (I'm writing this while watching a math tutorial hehe), kindaa ooc?, a bitt suggestive on dazai's part hihi, lmk if theres more!

a/n: HWUHWUEHWUIHYUSG SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I COULDN'T LOG IN , i love this request hehe :33 I looooooooveeeee bows and dainty things and baby pink and and and and EEEEKK !! >___< ANON I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS I LOVE YOU MWAAAAAAA

OSAMU DAZAI

yk that tiktok trend where you put pink bows on random objects, articles of clothing, OR on ur s/o's biceps?

would def let you do that on his bandages OR his hair <33

dazai walking around with frilly pink bows tied around his wrist and on his hair

the first time he entered your house, it was expected that you'd have alot of pink items but not THAT MUCH. . .

doesn't complain tho cuz he thinks its cute!

baby pink pillows, blankets, shirts, socks, curtains!

and bows everywhere

he thinks your room is an actual fever dream because HOW DOES A PERSON HAVE THAT MUCH PINK LIKE??

115% convinced you have pink in your veins

loves seeing you wear pretty pink dresses with the fluffy skirts and the lace

in instances where he finds cute dainty jewelry or clothes, he'll buy it! he's got enough money saved up from the mafia so why not spend it on you<33

"ahh! I love it, I love it so much!" you squealed, spinning around watching the fluffy skirt of your new dress spin around with you.

dazai had bought you a new dress, it was a beautiful baby pink dress with a bows all over it. the soft fabric of the skirt made it look and move along with your small movements like a cloud.

you took a look at the mirror one last time before hopping onto dazai's lap as you placed delicate kisses all over his face, "I love it just as you do, doll" he whispers softly as he held you close, playing with the hem of your skirt, "thank you~ ! aah! it's so pretty" you say excitedly before kissing him again

"you're beautiful, y/n" he whispers again as he tucked stray locks of your hair in your ear, "but I think you'd look even more pretty with that dress on the floor, no?"

CHUYA NAKAHARA

THIS MANNN AEDHWUIHIAJ

makes sure to buy you different jewelry, shoes, dresses for your dates so he can show everyone how pretty your style is

but mostly because he wants you to get dolled up and dressed all fancy because he loves how excited you get seeing yourself in dainty pink outfits<33

also, if ur hair is long enough, he'd tie your hair in that half up half down style with a pink bow<33

got pretty good at tying bows because he loves assisting you when you want to put them in the most mundane places !

wanna put a ribbon on instead of a belt? he'll tie it for you. wanna use a ribbon instead of your regular shoelaces? sure! he's putting ribbons on all your shoes!

every gift he sends is either wrapped in pink paper adorned with a bow, or the gift itself IS pink and has a bow (I WANTTT)

just like with dazai, he buys you tons of dainty jewelry and other things ♡

but he likes buying you hats the most so you guys could both wear hats together!

his favorite one though, a pink beret with a long dainty bow on top

he thinks it's adorable on you! like SURE the bow gets caught in a few things sometimes when the two of you are out, but it looks so pretty :((

also buys you a crap ton of shoes just because he's scared you'd find a good pair of shoes but it doesn't come in pink and you'd probably paint it pink

okay wait what if you DO paint a pair of shoes pink LOL

"baby, why would you ruin a pair of perfectly good shoes? we'll just get it in pink!" chuya groans as he tries to take away the can of pink spray paint from your hand (that's also probably adorned with pink accessories and/or nail polish HEHE)

"it doesn't come in pink! it only comes in black, white and blue!" you whine, trying to get the can back, "but I couldn't help it~ ! it's so cute! look at the bow and the straps and the heel!"

chuya sighs and gives you the can back, letting you do whatever needed to be done to satisfy your insatiable need for pink as he excused himself, saying he has something to do.

"fine...I'll be right back, okay? just...do whatever you need to."

the next day, you wake up to find a box instead of your boyfriend beside you on the bed. it had a (pink) sticky note attached to it;

To my darling,

Enjoy your new pink shoes and throw away the ones you spray painted.

Love, Chuya

you opened the box and immediately fell inlove with the pair of shoes inside. pink, with a bow, and a pretty strap. just like you wanted.

© — hopleii

[baby-tini]

Ok ok more dark skk poly with their little pet PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I need more, how would they treat them when they behave? Are they ever nice to their little pet and treat em good? Is gentle petting or are they continuously rough?

Of course of course babes

- They absolutely can be nice, they love their little pet, you're prettiest when you're mentally intact after all

- As long as you behave you're gonna be fine, Chuuya makes loads of cash, and who better to spend it on then his pretty pet? Dazai doesn't make much but he has surprisingly good taste when it comes to clothes. He picks out the prettiest collars too.

- You sit pretty on the couch while Chuuya makes you dinner and Dazai cuddles you, calling you his pretty kitty. Brushing your hair and petting your (faux) ears. Laying little kisses on your cheek.

- While Chuuya is the stricter one, he's not nearly as mean as Dazai can be. He makes sure you're well taken care of, waiting on you patently. Chuuya's the more responsible one, he cooks and cleans. Cleaning your collar, polishing the diamonds because only the best for his pet.

- Chuuya usually picks out your clothes because he has an eye for what looks good on you. The prettiest lingerie, the softest ears, cutest tails and even prettier collars.

- Soft sex is common as long as you behave and play nice, they'll rub your little clit, prep your pretty cunt and softly slide down your throat. Dazai will rub you over your panties and make you cum. You're so pretty when you cum, and he'll give you praise-filled kisses on your neck and head. Brushing away your tears and cooing at you to "be quiet before you wake Slug."

- They're the sweetest when they bath you, Chuuya rubbing you down with the best smelling lotions as Dazai washes your hair. Throwing in a couple bath bombs and bath salts. They'll even carry you out if you're sleepy.

- They'll dry you down and put you in the softest, comfortable clothes they find before cuddling you too sleep.

- Individually their aftercare is good but together!?!? It's amazing, their soft and will make you drink atleast two cups of water and get you a snack. Showering you in praises worthy of importance. Together, cuddles are the best. I picture Dazai to be cold and Chuuya as someone warm. So it's the best of both.

- Chuuya sleeps closest to the door because his ability is combat ready... but Dazai keeps a loaded gun under his pillow. They know being around you puts you in danger and they'll lay down their life for you and each other.

This wasn't dark but I wanted to make something soft and sweet ❤️

[milaya-madness]

Oh to be kissed (and bitten) by chuuya while he calls me his…

[croissantconnoisseurdinosaur]

Cursed Soukoku x y/n fic idea

IDEA: Imagine a fic with Soukoku x afab y/n, and after giving birth to a baby that's half Chuuya, y/n and Chuuya both die tragically, leaving Dazai to raise a baby that's not biologically his, but made up of the two people he loved most in the world.

That's it.

I'm not writing it, but I did sure imagine it for a second.

Edit: I reblogged this with a little something extra added in, so click on that if you want to read the happy ending

[lucafe]

౨ৎ — BSD BOYS AS FILIPINO LOVE SONGS 🍮

dazai, chuuya, akutagawa, atsushi, and ranpo as filipino love songs ,, warnings : filo au again hhh (everything is in english but tagalog words will have translations) , dazai being dazai, angst for chuuya sorry LMAOOOOO, gender neutral but atsushi’s part is male reader, atsushi’s part is so short im sorry omg

ᯤ𓂃 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹 DAZAI OSAMU ,, ‘i love the way she makes me smile, she makes me smirk’

dazai,, who’d joke about you being his Ms. Universe when he see’s it on tv. but deep down under all his teasing, he means everything he says. despite always wanting to die, he was content with knowing cupid shot him straight through the heart without killing him.

- catriona by matthaios

ᯤ𓂃 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹 CHUUYA NAKAHARA ,, ‘ang beer na to, o ang pag ibig mo?’ this beer or your love?

chuuya,, who’d still have the gumamela flower you gave back to him when you two broke up. you left because of his alcoholism, and he knows that. he chugs down beer after beer every night to forget the pain. it has him wondering, what does he really want? his beer? his drinks? or your love.

- beer by the itchyworms

ᯤ𓂃 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹 RYUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA ,, ‘the key to my heart, you hold in your hand’

akutagawa,, who’d trust you more than anyone in the world. he feels as though, when you two are apart, gray skies appear. when you two are back together, youre back in his arms, the gray skies disappear and the love that you both knew is living again.

- together again by eddie peregrina

ᯤ𓂃 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹 ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA ,, ‘sinong magaakalang lalaki pala ang bibihag sa tulad kong tigreng gala?’ who knew a man would catch a tiger like me?

atsushi,, who never thought he’d be so inlove with a guy like you. who knew some guy at the armed detective agency would make a guy like him so happy, right? you were like the warm cup of coffee to his cold bread (or the other way around)

- titibo tibo by moira dela tore

ᯤ𓂃 ࣪ ˖ 𖦹 RANPO EDOGAWA ,, ‘come inside of my heart if youre looking for answers’

ranpo,, who would know the answers to all your problems. he was a smart man, a loving one too. he was sorry for whatever happened to him, he just wanted you to know hes okay. he’d reassure you whole heartedly whenever youre feeling low.

- come inside of my heart by iv of spades

[tofu0101]

shitpost i just felt like posting something

pookie wookie dazai just got back from work only to see his beloved y/n on the floor groaning

"omg pookie r u ok?!?!?!?!? 😥😥😥😥"

"yea pookie i think im pregatnatnt"

"OMG REALLY😍😍😍"

"yea"

they danced around the living room and then.

"OH MY GOD I TIHNK MY WATER BROKE"

"DON'T WORRY POOKIE ILL DO ANYTHING TO TAKE CARE OF MY OMEGA 👹👹👹👹"

and then they went to the hospital.

"will they be ok doctor"

"yea they actually just gave birth lmao"

"can i see my child"

"yes"

and he arrived to see his precious baby only to find. chuuya.

"NOOOOOO 😨😨😨😨" and then his head exploded.

and then dazai woke up to kunikida's screaming. only to find. that it was all a dream.

Chuuya wasn't his offspring!!!!😊😊😊

but that means he was still bitchless 💔💔💔

[junko-loves-dazai]

BSD Master list

ADA

Dazai

Dazai taking care of baby reader

Ranpo

They Find Out You're in the Port Mafia

Atsushi

They Find Out You're in the Port Mafia

Kunikida

They Find Out You're in the Port Mafia

Naomi

They Bully You

Port Mafia

Chuuya

Taking Care of Baby Reader

Yumeno Kyusaku "Q"

They Bully You

Others

Jouno/Jono Saigaki

They Bully You

Nathaniel Hawthorn

They Bully You

[baby-tini]

So... you accept dark content? Perfect. Not a confession but.. I just need your thoughts on a dark poly skk

AHHH YESSS

My personal thoughts is that, I could see it working out, there would obviously be arguments and shit but entertaining none the less. You said dark, so I'm giving dark hc thoughts 😘

-Dazai doesn't have the space or money to keep you captive, so that's on Chuuya to do. You most likely have your own room at first just to settle in and learn to behave before they unchained you.

-Dazai is definitely the most affectionate, he doesn't know the meaning of boundaries. He'll touch you and kiss you, groping at your chest and ass. Pushing him away won't deter him, he's an asshole, he's gonna instigate shit.

-Chuuya would definitely be more open to treating you like a human and not just a pet or smth to stick his dick in (*cough* Dazai *cough*) he's more gentle and respectful of your boundaries and limits. Although... if he wants a kiss before he leaves for work.. then he's not taking "no" for an answer, love.

-Punishments... depends on who and why you're getting one. Dazai tends to let loose and be more sadistic with his punishments. Chuuya, depending on what you did, can either just spank you or edge you for hours. There ABSOLUTELY WILL be noncon involved at some point, sometimes Chuuya just doesn't have the patience to sweetly talk you into sucking him off... and Dazai? Dazai doesn't care all that much, especially if we're talking PM Dazai.. that fucker gives 0 shits about what you want.

-I do wanna say that if the punishment involves BOTH of them... just one question, WHAT DID YOU DO??? Dazai most likely will lead with most punishments because Chuuya is a pretty empathetic person so he'll go easy sometimes. You will definitely be chained up and spread open, they might drug you if you're fighting a little to much. You will ABSOLUTELY be fucked within an inch of your life, you won't know left from right anymore.

I have more but this is getting kind of long..