#chaos fever

[sonicexelle-junkary]

The favourite~

[pink-link-lemonade]

Chat, is this real?

[Chaos Fever AU: @sonicexelle-junkary]

Also, happy [belated] birthday!!!!🎉 🎂

Bonus doodle bc yummy:

Cursed Ring Pops /j

[shad0w-s0lver]

I showed my bestie the Chaos Fever AU & it turned into an RP @sonicexelle-junkary Please send help

[ecle-c-tic]

Middle Earth Asks

🥔 po-tay-toes: one of the hobbits invited you for a meal; who are dining with? Which of the seven meals are you enjoying?

🍞 lembas bread: what's the best road trip snack?

🌾farmer maggot's field: what is your favourite plant? Do you enjoying gardening?

🌼 simbelmynë: You've got the opportunity to bring one character back to life, who is it?

🍃 leaves of lórien: what gift would you most like to receive?

📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)

🚲 bicycle basket: what is your favourite middle earth meme?

🌟starlight: you're allowed to live in one of the Elf Kingdoms of Middle Earth, which one are you picking?

💀 Hey, did you know-: What is your favourite piece of behind the scenes trivia?

🌙 moon runes: which of Tolkien's languages would you most like to speak?

🧂 best salt in all the shire: which small joys do you most look forward to? (particular tea, using a perfume, rereading a book, etc.)

✂ cutting room floor: of all of the things that didn't quite make it into the movies, what would you have most liked to see?

☕ may I tempt you with a cup of chamomile?: What is your favourite hot beverage?

🐎 bill the pony: who is the best mount in all of middle earth?

🌳 fangorn forest: Which of Tolkien's creechurs is your favourite?

🔮 palantír: you've found a palantir! Who are you hitting up in middle earth? What are you telling them?

⏳ time and age: which poorly aged scene from LOTR is your favourite?

✨ evenstar: Who is your favourite middle earth couple?

🎆 fireworks: you're invited to Bilbo's 111th, what present do you think you'd receive?

🕷 creepy crawlies: which of tolkien's creatures do you think is the most frightening?

💍 my precious: what role do you think you'd play in the fate of the ring?

📜the company of Throin II Oakenshield: who is your favourite dwarf from the company?

🕶 i care not: what common complaint about the movies or novels doesn't bother you?

📢 motivational speech: which film speech do you find most invigorating?

🔥 barbecue: who is the worst antagonist?

🍿 popcorn: list your top 5 supporting characters

🎇 firefly: which (known) deleted scene would you most like to see?

⛏ expedition to Moria: which side character's adventures would you watch a spin-off movie about?

🎞 extra film: is there an extended scene that should have absolutely made it into the theatrical cut? which one and why?

🎵 can you sing, master hobbit?: Which song (from books or movies) is your favourite?

🖋 quill and ink: which of tolkien's themes resonates most strongly with you?

🗝 lost heirloom: which heirloom/object in the films or novels would you like to learn more about?

💿 leitmotifs and orchestras: which of the films songs (Howard Shore or singer) is your favourite?

🍲eowyn's home cooking: which other way could the ring be destroyed? (funny answers only)

🧙‍♂️precisely when he means to: what is your favourite gandalf moment?

⚔ you have my sword: what is your favourite aragorn moment?

🏹 and my bow: what is your favourite legolas moment?

🪓and my axe: what is your favourite gimli moment?

🍄 MUSHROOMS!: what is your favourite moment from the hobbits?

💎 the arkenstone: favourite Thorin and/or company moment?

🧵 spool: list your top five favourite costumes from any of the films.

📕 the red book of westmarch : what is your favourite quote(s)?

💛 family: what is your favourite family moment throughout the novels/films?

👀 the eye of sauron: who are you looking at disrespectfully?

🗺 arda: if you could travel anywhere in middle earth, where would you go?

👑the silver crown: the war is won, the world is saved, the king has been crowned. Who are you partying with at the coronation?

✏ rewrites: here's a pencil, which ONE thing in the novels/films are you changing?

🐺 GROND GROND GROND: which of the battles is your favourite to watch? is there a combat scene in particular that you enjoy?

⚠ fucking buckleberry ferry: from the clip of Dom and Billy discussing the one swear word they could theoretically get by censors, which line would you change?

📚 boxset: how were you first introduced to Middle Earth?

🏔 the misty mountains: the pass is treacherous, which two characters are you taking with you to make it over the mountains?

🌄 the rolling hills of the shire: what is your favourite outdoor activity?

🌋 mount doom: what middle earth take are you throwing into the fire?

⚙ technology: everything is exactly the same but you can give one character a modern invention. Who is it and what are you giving them?

⛵valinor: we're approaching the end of this game, is there a take/opinion you absolutely want to share?

🦅 the eagles: What thing or thought saves the day when it's not going so well?

🦗 weta: you're allowed to take one prop (or the canon useful version) home with you from the set, what are you taking?

☀ when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer: either share a piece of good news or something you're looking forward to.

📖 final chapter: what unanswered questions do you have middle earth?

[morurui]

Just saw a lady eat dead ants on a pbj sandwich but without the crust and it made me realize that Ben is the type of person to eat bugs but not like the crust on his sandwiches

[fever-project]

wip of The Chain’s Cafe AU ditys. Thought it would be neat to share what my first drafts of my drawings can look like

[alchemicaladarna]

I keep saying that the reason I got into QSMP in the first place was because of the eggs, namely Tallulah and Flippa (although admittedly I joined way after Flippa's death -_-)

But that's a lie actually.

The real reason was because I started seeing the sheer insanity that was Slimariana or Misclick Duo on my dash and yt fyp, and lo and behold my eyes were blessed with the clip of the "Coldplay sex scene" -arguably one of the first instances of explicit RP (IN MINECRAFT) was in the lgbtqsmp.

Anyways, I heard that scene took place during Easter? So um, Happy Easter, if you celebrate it, and happy one year of the Slimariana-Coldplay-sex-scene as well!! 🎉🎉🎉

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Guys my mom woke up with what might be the flu today (she's fine, just feels a bit shit) and I am PRAYING I don't get it cause I've been sick during Christmas basically every year nearly since 2019 and if it happens again I'm committing a crime

@justaboot Before you ask, no, I unfortunately didn't have the opportunity to make your Potion Of Don't Get Sick (OR do the thing with the garlic that you suggested)

Like seriously I swear to god if I lose my fucking voice for Christmas again I am RIOTING

As well as this I have a playwriting showcase on Saturday there is TOO MUCH AT STAKE

Thankfully I feel fine for now (if a little on-edge) and hopefully that doesn't change

[iliketopgun]

Chaos: BRADSHAW GET IN HERE!!!

Rooster rushing in: what is it?

Chaos turning around with a baby in her arms: I want one

Rooster: *faints*

[sonicexelle-junkary]

I haven’t even expanded upon the lore here and I’m already making dumb comics for it.

[chillybears]

under the bus

- "you look like you have a fever" - from this prompt list by @fever-comfort <3

After the fifth stifled sneeze shook the stranger beside them, B fought the urge to roll their eyes. They subtly tried to shift over to the edge of their already uncomfortable bus seat, scanning the area for any other empty spot on the vehicle, frowning as the crowded bus remained full. 

They had just finished a long, tough shift at work and wanted to head home as quickly as possible. And, of course, the ride home couldn’t be any easier even after such a tiring day. They hadn’t gotten a glimpse of the weather forecast since they were running late that morning, missing the opportunity to grab an umbrella for the rain that drenched them when they left. 

Not only was the bus they caught completely crammed when they got on, but the only available seat was next to someone who clearly wasn’t feeling well. 

Honestly, it annoyed B quite a bit. Why would this person be out using public transportation when they’re sick? Don’t they have any consideration for others around them? 

They had to close their eyes as they tried not to cringe when the sick stranger finally succumbed to their itching nose and fell into a sneezing fit, covering each one with their elbow. 

By what seemed to be their seventh blow, B was absolutely pissed and close to saying something, but the person next to them had already calmed down and tiredly leaned their head back against the seat. 

“I am so sorry…” they apologized weakly, and just by the sound of their voice, B could tell that their throat was probably on fire. 

Any complaints that B had queued up died at their tongue in an instant. 

Instead, they decided to replace it with a simple: 

“No worries, it happens…” 

“Allergy season is just really kicking my ass this time around…” the stranger tried to explain with a painful, nasally tone, and after looking them in the eyes for the first time the entire ride, B had to stifle a laugh. 

Even with the weather warming up, the stranger wore a few more layers of sweaters and clothes than they needed, their eyes were still watery from all the sneezing, their nose red and raw, and the most telling feature was their flushed cheeks. 

“Allergies? If I’m being honest, you look like you have a fever,” B confessed, and although just ten minutes ago their blood would have been boiling at this observation, a wave of sympathy consumed them now. 

The ‘sickie’, B’s decided to call them for now, blinked for a moment as if they had a moment of realization. 

“Do I?” they questioned. 

B offered a small smile and nod, lifting their hand and wordlessly asked to check for them. When the sickie gave a nod of consent of their own, B allowed the back of their hand to rest on their forehead.

“Yeah,” B confirmed after feeling nothing but warmth, “you definitely have a fever, my friend.” 

“That explains a lot…” they spoke under their breath, B could see that it was more towards themselves than a response.  

B then noticed that they somehow looked more miserable than they already did before, a deep frown creased their tired face. 

“I’m really sorry about this then,” the sickie apologized again, “I didn’t realize I was sick, I’m used to feeling run down and thought this was just another bad day with my allergies. If I knew I was sick I definitely would have been more careful, I didn’t mean to expose anything to you.” 

B listened with a heavy heart, taking note of the fact that this stranger admitted to feeling this way on a regular basis. 

“Hey, really, it’s alright…” B comforted, “I’m B, by the way.” 

“A,” the stranger introduced softly before having to turn around and sneeze into their elbow again. 

“Bless you,” B said with a sad smile. 

“Thanks…” A tried their best to respond clearly through their congestion. 

A was beginning to look worse off and B had a bad feeling sitting in the pit of their stomach at the thought of leaving this bus without helping A in the slightest.

“Hey, uh…” B started, fiddling with their fingers, “I know we quite literally met like five minutes ago, but if there’s anything I can help you with, I’m willing to lend a hand. If you need medicine, food?” 

For a split second, B swears A looked as if they could cry at their offer, but they quickly pulled themselves together as they thought of how to answer. 

“You know, normally, I would decline these types of things and maybe it’s the fever talking, but…that honestly would be such a big help. I’ve been having a hard time lately but I swear, I will pay you back with whatever you do. Thank you…” A rambled, making B smile a bit. 

“Of course…” 

Before B could even get money out, the bus had pulled over at their stop. They worriedly looked over at A, who also seemed to be a bit more alert. The two quickly realized that they were both getting off at the same stop, which made things ten times easier for B. 

They stood up and offered a hand out, growing concerned when A stood and was overcome with dizziness. They helped their new friend off of the bus, and cursed as they forgot about the rain, that definitely wouldn’t help A’s cold. 

It looked like B had a long night of sudden caretaking ahead of them.

And suddenly, they didn’t really mind….

[itsbooktimepeople]

YA Series Round 1.12

[guessimdumb]

Mano Negra - Mala Vida (1989)

One of the most amazing, high energy live shows that I ever saw were Mano Negra, led by the very charismatic Manu Chao.  And this was their finest moment.  Still a song that gets my heart beating faster.

[in-love-with-writing-whump]

Prompt (based on me having a headache):

Whumpee is trying to do their job, and everything is very chaotic for the team right now. As Leader, they are constantly working, and right now, the stress is... A LOT.

One day, probably due to stress, Whumpee has a horrific headache, plus some chills, maybe even a fever or cough if you're so inclined. Normally, it wouldn't be a big deal, but given their lack of sleep, it's excruciating.

They try to power through, but at some point, they just curl up on the floor between tasks and squeeze their eyes shut. Caretaker finds them like this and quickly gets them a blanket, some medicine, and a soda to give them some relief.

[novankenn]

"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Calls & Conversations (1089 words)

Nora exited the shower after 45 minutes, looking refreshed and clean, though she still shot Jaune a menacing glare. Jaune's ears drooped, and her tail wrapped around her body, covering her face as she tried to further bury herself in the nest of blankets Pyrrha had arranged for her.

"Nora." Ren and Pyrrha commented in unison. "Don't."

"I will..."

"Finish that statement, and I'll inform Professor Goodwitch of your intentions..." Pyrrha threatened.

"Traitor!" Nora proclaimed.

"Nora, enough." Ren stepped into the conversation. "Once Jaune's back to normal, I'm sure he'll apologize..."

"I demand compensation!"

"Er... what? Compensation?"

"She ruined my shirt... I want it replaced... limited edition Ms Mapleworth t-shirt!"

"You want Jaune to replace a plain white t-shirt with a limited edition shirt that features the logo of a maple syrup mascot?" Pyrrha asked, a little confused.

"Emotion distress and pain." Nora stated flatly, and before anyone else could say anything, a "YIP" from the nest of blankets on Pyrrha's bed answered Nora. "Thank you for agreeing, Jaune."

"How?" Pyrrha asked as Ren rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Breakfast time!" Nora's chipper attitude returned, "Let's go, Rennie!"

Pyrrha watched as Nora proceeded to drag Ren out of the dorm, leaving her and her crush alone. Pyrrha was so conflicted. Her feelings for Jaune had grown from interest in finally having a friend into a full-blown crush... but the gender swap was making things confused. She still held feelings and was discovering that she was possibly more sexually attracted to Jaune as a female than she was when Jaune was male.

The ringing of a scroll drew her out of her musings. Moving to the nightstand next to Jaune's bed, she picked up Jaune's charging scroll, to see if it was a call that she should answer.

"It's from your... Mom." Pyrrha announced as she turned to look at Jaune. Seeing Jaune shrink into the nest of blankets, told Pyrrha all she needed. Jaune was not read for such a conversation, but fate intervened, and as she was moving her thumb to tap the ignore icon, she tapped the accept icon instead.

"Hello, Jaune why haven't you... you're not Jaune. WHO are you..." the cheery voice instantly turned menacing. "Who are you? Where is my baby-boy?"

/=/

Qrow groaned, his head thumping as the incessant ringing of his scroll stirred him from his booze induced slumber. Rolling over on his ratty couch, he swatted the detestable device, and attempt to fall back asleep, only for it to start ringing again. Once again he hit the technological annoyance, again, for it only start up again.

"This better be important." Qrow muttered as he rose, sighed and answered. "What do… Glynda?"

"Qrow I have a situation at Beacon. I NEED you here... now."

"Huh?" Qrow shook his head, not believing his ears. "What?"

"As I have already said. I have a situation that requires your assistance in resolving."

"What type of issue could you have that you can't fix with that semblance of yours?"

"An Ozpin caused one."

"Seriously? What happened this time?" Qrow asked as memories of having to teach a four-year student how to change back from being a transformed into a Komodo dragon.

"Jaune Arc. Vixen."

"Shit." Qrow groaned. It was not a secret to any of the staff or Ozpin's inner circle that the eccentric Headmaster had a habit every so many years of causing anarchy with his magic. Usually around the time of the Vytal festival coming to Vale. "When?"

"She was discovered transformed this morning."

"Wait, did you say she? Jaune's your nephew..."

"Was..."

"How... Ozpin."

"Ozpin." Glynda confirmed.

"I'm in Patch." Qrow informed Glynda as he rubbed his face with his free hand. "I can be there before lunch. Anything else I should be aware of?"

"My precious Jaune is also now a faunus, and Jasmine does not know... yet."

"Fuck." Qrow cursed. The Arc matriarch was well known for being rather overprotective of her spawn, and Qrow used that term lightly. When the entire Arc clan got together, those kids were Hellions, specifically when it came to embarrassing, or protecting the sole son of the family. "Are you...?"

"Not if Ozpin can correct this mistake."

"He wasn't able to for the fourth year, four years ago." Qrow pointed out, only to wish he hadn't, considering the murderous look that crossed Glynda's face.

"He... WILL... fix this." Glynda informed Qrow through clenched teeth. "Before Lunch?"

"I'm leaving now."

/=/

"Well. I'm waiting."

"She... he is in the bathroom right now." Pyrrha lied as she heard Jaune's soft whimpering behind her. "I'll let her... I mean him know you called."

"Really?" Jaune's mom's eyes narrowed, and Pyrrha felt fear and panic starting to coil about in her stomach. She had never been a competent liar, and the way Jaune's mom was looking at her, Pyrrha could see she wasn't buying what she was selling. "And WHOM might you be, that you have access to Jaune's scroll?"

"I'm his partner..."

"Partner," Jaune's mom's eyes lighted up and a slightly unhinged smile crossed her features. Features that Pyrrha definitely could see the familial resemblance in. " And what type of ... partner are you?"

"Excuse me?" Pyrrha wasn't sure what was being asked of her.

"Hold the scroll out, I want a better look at you." Pyrrha, still a little confused, did as she was bid, holding the scroll further out and tilting it slightly to give Jaune's mom a better look at her figure. "Nice figure. Good hips, ample bust..."

"Excuse me?"

"Have you ever thought of having children?"

"I..."

"I expect at least four grandchildren from you."

"Huh?"

"I suppose we should get on a first name basis. I'm Jasmine Arc, it is a pleasure to meet you Ms Nikos, or course you're more than welcome to call me MOM."

"I..." Pyrrha's face grew cherry red, as her mind switched from preventing Jaune's current condition from being discovered to images of her heavy with child, with at least three other rugrats with strawberry blond hair seated around her for a family photo.

"I knew it." Jasmine grinned. "You have it bad. Now, about those grand babies. I want..."

"Nine. Minimum... I can do nine." Pyrrha blurted out.

"Oh... I like you... nine it is, and if you want more..."

Jaune whimpered as she heard the conversation happening between her mom and Pyrrha. Don't get her wrong, Jaune liked Pyrrha more than just as a friend, but the glint in her emerald green eyes was terrifying to her.

(So I am working on some follow-ups to recent postings, and working out a few more posts for "Jaune Gets a Gun Au". Hope you're all enjoying this nonsense.)

[true-blue-sonic]

Actually, don't angel chao have those really long protrusion thingies coming from their head that kinda look like floppy ears? What if Lilac turned into something like a bunny? Maybe she could even retain her chao flight by flapping her ears like Cream.

I believe you mean this one, right? That'd also be very cute, I like the idea of Lilac 'retaining' bits and pieces of her Chao appearance! <3

Also I never took a good look at it but it kinda looks like it has one of Silver's back quills on its head, no? I dunno, I just noticed so, haha!