Here is one of the new designs of mini stickers : employee of the month. All of Françoise’s favorite employee dressed up for the occasion isn’t that nice ?
What if Buffy and Spike had gotten married in Something Blue and the Scoobies say it doesn't count because they were under a spell and Spike is legally dead, but the demon world views it as a valid marriage and keep treating them like a couple
Clem "How about a double date tonight. Me and my girlfriend, you and your husband"
Buffy "I'm not married to Spike, it was a spell!"
Clem "I've known plenty of demons who got married because of a spell but their relationships worked out. Or one killed the other one. But you're both still alive so things must be going good, eh?" *wink wink*
In season 3 Spike awkwardly cried on Willow's shoulder because Drusilla broke up with him
In season 6 Clem asked Spike if the Slayer broke up with him again while standing on the other side of the room
Conclusion: At some point Spike cried on Clem's shoulder because of the Buffy drama and it was so awkward that Clem didn't want to get near him if he was going through another break-up