#1k+

[cringengl]

if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

[margotrobie]

RYAN GOSLING and MARGOT ROBBIE react to Pedro Pascal's SAG Win

[fangsforfags]

when making a character, u have to ask urself:

are they bloody?

will they ever be bloody?

is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?

why are they bloody?

how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?

[queerxqueen]

SAG AFTRA WON BABYYYY

[sersi]

MADELYNE PRYOR X-Men '97 (2024 - ) 1.03

[dogzcats]

[meowonhao]

"the frail trio" — xu minghao, 2023

[stormtide-leviathan]

WHERE is todayborday

[nocreativityfornames]

Solomon: As a human--

Lucifer: *scoffs* Human?

Mammon: I don't think you count as a human anymore, dude.

MC: Stop!

Satan: Huh?

MC: Stop saying Sol isn't human. 😑

Asmo: Hun, come on. He's an incredibly powerful sorcerer who's immortal and has 72 demons under his control--

MC: My ancestor was a fallen angel.

Belphie: How does that--

MC: When I went to the Celestial Realm in the past you guys couldn't tell that I wasn't an angel. And when I went back in time in the Devildom you idiots didn't even consider the fact that I could've not been a demon.

Levi: Uh--

MC: Whenever we get in some sort of trouble and end up cursed or hit a weird spell it rarely ever affects me even though the magic works on everyone else: demon, human, or angel.

Mammon: Okay, that's a good point but--

MC: When I first got here Lou put a spell in the attic so a human wouldn't be able to see Belphie even if they got up there. I went to the attic and I was still able to see him.

Everyone: ...

MC: 😑

MC: If you wanna dismiss Sol's humanity because he's "unusual" compared to the average human, you'll have to dismiss mine too.

Beel: I think MC is right here...

MC: Thank you, BB.

MC: Now c'mon Old Magic Man, let's go. *grabs Sol and leaves*

Everyone: ...

Satan: ...MC has become rather protective over Solomon ever since they came back, huh?

Lucifer: Yes, they have...

Mammon: I don't like that.

Asmo: Well, I think it's sweet.

Levi: Guys, I think we're focusing on the wrong thing here--

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

the inherent homoeroticism of stabbing your best friend companion through life actual soulmate over a pentagram and holding hands while satan looms over and embraces you

[panmostuck]

davekat sillies. original images under the cut:

[cringengl]

annabeth in middle school vigorously writing down the numbers correlated with her and percy's names to turn into percentages in order to figure out their compatability

[margotrobie]

LANA DEL REY 2024 Met Gala (May 06)

[nocontextsmosh]

[queerxqueen]

FELIX & OLIVER + silent communication & exchanged glances Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[sersi]

Steve Rogers + Aesthetics