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Wannabe housewife. People Magazine’s 2022 Sexiest Specimen Alive. Part time queer, full time refrigerant inhaler.
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ngl he kinda ate this look up
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Broke: A love triangle that can only be resolved by selecting one of two individual romantic partners.
Woke: A love triangle that can be resolved simply by forming a polycule with everyone involved.
Bespoke: A love triangle that can only be resolved by selecting one of two mutually exclusive polycules each containing a variable number of partners.
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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society
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Poop paper… You know… Toilet paper. Have you ever eaten TP? When I went hungry as a little kid that’s what I’d eat. From the park’s public restroom. But like… once I stopped going hungry… I stopped being able to eat toilet paper. Do you get what I’m saying? I can never go back to the way things used to be.
#this monologue was so insanely good but I literally cannot imagine what it’d be like to hear in person#especially from a guy you’re romantically interested in#chainsaw man#csm manga#csm#denji hayakawa#asa mitaka
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obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!
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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical
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tumblr did not like my original post so i made another version too hope u like it
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4n+2 electrons sweep, baby!
goofy poll bc my brain isnt functioning
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The choice is genuinely very easy and the majority of people seem to be wrong here. The anticipated returns on the stock market are about 7% per year if you’re just tracking the Dow or S&P. If you can find a good hedge fund you can get 14% returns or more. Even a relatively modest savings account can get you 3.5-5% returns these days. Which means you are immediately making more than $1000 a day. In ten years that 10 mil will triple in value while the 1K per day hasn’t even hit the value of the principal even if we assume you’re investing every cent. Please learn what the present value of money is.
Explain your reasoning plzzz
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