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my single desire which has remained consistent through my entire life is "a bed as big as my entire room" and sadly it's just not possible

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Shout out to our evps bc my delivery date got moved up 2 days

need the EVPs to make Champs send my shoes faster

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ive been thinkin abt changing my url but prob wont

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

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Orange can show up in his depression friendless era and I can’t even put away the laundry I cleaned two weeks ago

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rich people:

millennials:

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I need Claudio to do this to me

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Me explaining Christian Cage's gimmick to non-wrestling fans:

"Don't worry, they aren't called The Patriarchy because they're misogynist. It's because he feeds exclusively with orphaned wrestlers, insults their dead fathers, and attempts to replace them as a parental figure in order to psychologically control them. Which... well listen it still isn't great but at least he isn't especially shitty to women. Unless he's insulting their dead husbands."

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Cheese knifes

(Thrift store in Sweden)

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Origami knight made from a single piece of paper with no cuts or tears.

Video of how it was done below

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Oh I love this so much

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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Ok actually I think I love the idea of evil Best Friends mixed tag team Trent & Kris

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Trying to chart out a border element from embroidery in a historical context

Accidentally created Godzilla instead

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If you’re watching aew to hate on it and have ZERO fun with the worlds most unserious (and yet fantastically talented in the ring) wrestling company, you should instead consider turning on something that brings you joy. Cause goddamn aew brings me SO much joy :)

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sorry did he just say m gay f or did i hear that wrong