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royaltea000 · 2 days

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Brother I have bred Gilbert for the first time would you like the image

Brother if you don’t send me the image we shall no longer be fit to associate with each other

#what do you hate me???#show me the fucking image were not Catholic here #I mean admittedly we are bastardizing it but it’s for sexy reasons #that’s not the point #show me the image #see how fast edging gets you movin -w-

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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The question is

Is it a baby that's ¼ Pru, ¼ Hun, ¼ Ame, and ¼ Templar

Or is it triplets that are all ½ Pru and then ½ of each three of them for each one

(also Hun being called 'Hung' in this context is hilarious, hung Hun)

Be glad that I didn’t choose to go for the worse version that is calling her Gary

Also it’s actually one baby but it’s split unevenly like portions of a territory and every piece is obviously based on one parent so it looks like someone just frankensteined their genetics together onto one creature, different skin hair tones and everything

#I always aim to go for the worst versions possible #it also cries in four different voices btw #I want them to be both terrified and intrigued by this creature when it comes out #yeah Gary and Bert had a kid #referring to them as like a Sesame Street ass gay couple #thanks for the ask!#and I’m very sorry for the answer

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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Told you it would work -w- @the-heaminator

dude can you yell at me at semi regular intervals to draw pregnant gilbert i have been meaning to do so for a month ut haven stand i need to

I think the key to finally drawing your horny goalposts is to think about them so hard nearly 24/7 that your dick is on the verge of explosion. It also helps if no one else is drawing what you want so maybe I’ll stop drawing pregnant breedable Gil for a while to help -w- that being said DRAW GIL BEING NINE MONTHS FIT TO BURSTING ALREADY DO YOU WANT ME TO REPORT YOU TO THE COUNCIL CUR

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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1) the most recent art do be hitting diff when you just had a friend deliver their baby the day before

2) I'm just imagining outside of frame, Hungary, America, and Templar are all arguing over who the real dad is they all agree they can still share him tho

Congratulations on the new baby!! 🎉🎉🎉

Hung, Ame, and Temp are not the stepdads. They are the dads who stepped up! I do think Gil would find it funny to make them all fistfight for it tho and one wins only to find out at the birth that it was completely wrong lmfao

#Hungary’s strap is so strong she can impregnate the most alpha of men #America might be the one most often horny out of all of em #Templar still has the mindset that babies are made when two people love each other very much and he’s known Gil the longest #very strong contenders…#imagine if it comes out as like a fusion of all of them #like how cat litters are actually fathered by several different dads

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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dude can you yell at me at semi regular intervals to draw pregnant gilbert i have been meaning to do so for a month ut haven stand i need to

I think the key to finally drawing your horny goalposts is to think about them so hard nearly 24/7 that your dick is on the verge of explosion. It also helps if no one else is drawing what you want so maybe I’ll stop drawing pregnant breedable Gil for a while to help -w- that being said DRAW GIL BEING NINE MONTHS FIT TO BURSTING ALREADY DO YOU WANT ME TO REPORT YOU TO THE COUNCIL CUR

#withholding my own horny contributions to help you with edging #passing the mantle to you #YOU. are in charge of the gilbussy content in this fandom now #pick it up ✏️#everyone go follow heam for breedable Gil it’s their niche now #-w-

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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Imagine my surprise when one of my own mutuals spat in my face and told me to stop being horny :/ jk - thank you for the commission @proosh this was sooo nice to make (*´ω｀*) enjoy your prenatal glow Gil

#let’s just say i wasn’t expecting such a pure request #ready to draw you that sang impur fanart whenever you want boss just say the word o7 #pov you have the same delusions as me #OUR tulpa wife gil <3 #Gil and his two kids #commission #digital art #my art #commissions open #fanart #hetalia #hws prussia #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #sketch commission #you were a delight to work with proosh thank you so much once again <3

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royaltea000 · 2 days

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Teutemp having their medieval wedding dance to Dancing and the Dreaming hit post

#can you tell my last hardcore fandom was how to train your dragon #hiiii people who followed me for httyd hiiiiiii <3 #I’m so sorry.#I don’t know a lot of nitty gritty history so excuse my self indulgence here #headcanon that kt was his first marriage when they were young knights #in the sense of two orders allyship #me shoving them together like two dolls in a Barbie house #now kiss #what if Gil still carries his ring around lmao would that be sad or what #frapru would have SUCH a sick and yandere twist then #I also listen to tangled’s kingdom dance a lot when drawing them young #sorry it’s 80 degrees and I’m delirious from a day of hard manual labor #teutemp #hws teutonic knights #hws knights templar

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royaltea000 · 5 days

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I cannot stress how many times this fancam of hetamyu Prussia plays in my head daily I need to be neutered immediately

#is this what having a crush feels like???#I’ve never felt so pathetic how do you people do this #I’m possibly aro but I gotta job so I don’t really care about that rn #but damn I have a visceral need to start eating my arm and not stopping until it’s just my head left #this is a memetic and a disease #I need to put down like a rabid dog #hetamyu #aph prussia #hws prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #I think if this dude everytime I listen to Judas now #there’s also another one of him with Sexy Back playing and it fucks me up #has the same effect on me as hearing the voice of an angry god in my dreams #I am haunted by this man’s portrayal and swagger #need to be crushed under his boot #no one read this

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royaltea000 · 5 days

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Hey guys I got myself into a little credit pickle so I’m gonna be doing some quick sketch comms to help out with that ^w^” I’m opening 3 slots for now but if more people than expected want one I’ll open up a couple more! Details will be out in about half an hour so keep an eye out for em! :P

#reblogging this again so the rest of my followers can see it #I did not post at an opportune time yesterday #if you hate what I draw #nows your chance to change that for the low low price of a fast food meal in the early 2010s!#🎉#commissions open

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royaltea000 · 6 days

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Here are the prices!

Simple bg: +$3

Full body: +$5

General rules are in my pinned and if you’re not sure about anything please feel free to ask! :)

Hey guys I got myself into a little credit pickle so I’m gonna be doing some quick sketch comms to help out with that ^w^” I’m opening 3 slots for now but if more people than expected want one I’ll open up a couple more! Details will be out in about half an hour so keep an eye out for em! :P

#I’m sorry this really was the only sketch I had on hand #very rare discount commissions now folks!!#are you sick of this seeing this bitch???#now you can make me draw the bitches YOU want to see!!!#commissions open #digital art #my art #sketch commission #PayPal only and you must pay half upfront #reblogs are appreciated #doesn’t have to be hetalia #I can draw other media characters and ocs as well if you’d like :D #this is also a sneak peek for my next full color rendered piece -w-

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royaltea000 · 6 days

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Hey guys I got myself into a little credit pickle so I’m gonna be doing some quick sketch comms to help out with that ^w^” I’m opening 3 slots for now but if more people than expected want one I’ll open up a couple more! Details will be out in about half an hour so keep an eye out for em! :P

#if you’ve ever wanted me to draw a character or ship but couldn’t afford my regular prices this is your chance!#prices are gonna be at an all time low for a limited time!!#<= born to be a cars salesman #this is just a quick heads up prepost #cuz my example might be a little…#you know #🍆#teehee #;P #doesn’t have to be hetalia really #my rules for regular comms still apply tho check them in my pinned

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royaltea000 · 6 days

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Hey guys, my very good friend is currently going through some financial troubles so they’re selling some of their stuff on their Mercari and they have some really great items on there! Including a really rare and expensive squishmallow that they’ve listed for $800! But they have tons of more affordable plushies and collectibles, all in very good undamaged condition.

They’re great with communication and will have no problem reaching out to you with more information on any of the items if needed. Good customer service guaranteed!!

So if any of you are interested in this type of thing I would really appreciate it if you checked em out! We would really appreciate reblogs as well to spread the word! Thank you! :)

#thank you once again for any support you can give em #mercari #thrifting #plushies #anime collectibles #online shopping #online store #online shops offer #check em out guys I’m really tempted to get a lot of the plushies myself!!#they’re so cute >///< I need to bite them all #get them before my teethmarks start appearing on packages

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royaltea000 · 6 days

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Fret not, you draw Gilbert just as the Good Lord intended, you are merely carrying out God's will

This is so funny to hear as a raised Christian cuz whenever I draw Gil in a religious kink setting I apologize in my head to the Big Guy 😭 it’s someone’s will alright but it’s certainly not the Hood Lord’s!! 😭😭

#it’s my dick’s will #you know how humans are just brains piloting flesh suits #well I’m just a dick dragging a body along #thank you so much again for the kind words Lunar!! <3 #I’m so happy you guys are enjoying my oc Gil #prayer bead bondage for the win #🙏#📿

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royaltea000 · 6 days

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