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Lukjan Vasilievich Popov - Under the Red Light (ca. 1910)

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i support rpf as a form of harassment towards old men

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MILPP (mutuals i’d like to put in my pocket)

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GOOD OMENS "I Know Where I'm Going"

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jimmy was gay af for letting her divorce him

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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i’m sitting in the front row of a production of macbeth on the west end. i’m not really paying attention and am reading a doctor who novelization during the whole play. when i don’t stand up to clap for david tennant at the end of the show, he notices me and invites me backstage,

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hi my name is the vampire armand and I have short curly black hair (that's how I got my name) with shiny glass nails and a big bow in my hair and bright orange eyes like limpid tangerines and a lot of people tell me I look like a botticelli angel (AN: if u don't know who botticelli is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to lestat de lioncourt but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie. i’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. i have warm brown skin. i’m also a maitre and i go to a coven called the theatres de vampires in paris where i’m the leader (i’m five hundred). i'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly black. i love haute topique and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a black shirt with the top five buttons undone and a big coat and black combat boots. i was wearing black eyeliner and blood. i was watching a show in the box with lestat. we were going at it on the floor, which I was very happy about. lestat’s mortal boyfriend stared at me. i put up my middle finger at him.

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i think we all deserve to have a rpf fanfiction written about us

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kicks you kicks you kicks you kicks you kicks you

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hey girls did you know that uhmmmm heaven is a place where nothing really happens

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Dykes to make out with

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just saw a fancam of aziraphale set to nasty by tinashe