pov: you're waking up and it's june 1st
(happy pride month yall!)
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“Your cruelty is unnecessary, the captive is willing to speak without it.”
“Yeah, but it’s so fun.”
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To you back
All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
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how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink
1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry
2. wrong
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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A group of newly discovered entities in a newly discovered area. The entities remain proximal to each other while drifting through interiors. Despite their resemblance to fish, they do not seem to use their fin-like appendages to move. They do not interact with water 2 nor the pseudoflora and pseudocoral residing in it.
Designed by nightmarearia.
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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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"Why are bigots always so dumb" because if they were smart they wouldn't be bigots. They'd have encountered bigotry and thought "wow that's fucking dumb" and gone about their day. It's why literary analysis and global history are so important in public education, and why dipshits think higher education "turns their kids into liberal hippies". People who aren't taught to think critically don't think critically. Hope this helps
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"Oh God. You're not — you're not going to do that while I'm conscious, are you? Do you at least have painkillers?"
"I've got a bottle of wine and you can bite down on this to keep from screaming."
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They are studying us in petri dishes
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RUSSIA BOMBED MY UKRAINIAN PUBLISHER?!
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just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?
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