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torn between 'it was incredibly invasive and weird for the press to sneak someone into the wedding to record audio of all the speeches and then sell it in the newspaper' (they literally had a number u could call where u could listen to the audio of them.......) vs 'thank GOD someone recorded gary's entire speech bc how else would we get to experience. all of this.'

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yes im loving writing the beville fic where they actually get to be happy and gary DOES get what he wants but its soooooo. like. truly. unrequited beville which like bleeds into every carraville interaction to add angst for gary when from jamie's side it's so so simple....... god thats the good stuff.............. I wanna get back to writing them soon......

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"still, Gary Neville didn't seem to mind"

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Obsessed with your framing of Wayne as Gary’s failson who he’s nepobabying back to success… it got my brain thinking of Jamie x Gary/Wayne blended family vibes like Jamie giving stepfather trying to connect w brat stepson energy….

And THEN I listened to MOTD T10 podcast and around 7.30 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0hx85m9) Micah talks about how Jamie is his favourite between him and Gnev because he’s Fun Dad and it’s like…. there’s something here…. Blended family vibes….

oh i am OBSESSED with this fkjghfajhdgdfs.... also love the concept of blended family here... micah having to deal with his stressy new stepdad gnev and going to dad jamie 'but you have more fun with MEEEE right' vs wazza. preferring stepdad jamie to dad gary because jamie will take him for pints while gary just nags at him to get a job

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sorry guys im never Not thinking about "his understanding with his Manchester United teammate David Beckham is his greatest asset for his country"

+bonus

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watching footage from the 2002 world cup where gary did some guest punditry because he was out injured with a broken foot. the foot he broke was his left and they put him at the end of the semi-circle of pundits. so when you look at him its like

whys he just got socks on

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they are both just. so fucking stupid.

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by "real" use whatever criteria you think appropriate. "i think they had feelings for each other but never acted on it" "they had a casual thing/situationship" "they were together but broke up" "they were secretly married in canada and have 6 kids together and their wives are beards". or maybe "they gave each other handjobs but platonically or something" or "one-sided unreciprocated feelings" wouldn't count as "real" by your judgement.

feel free to say your ship/opinions if you reblog. or dont idc im not your mom.

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Not an ask but this is what opened my eyes to Gary

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsglhkvuTBq/?igsh=dm9pYzM5YzRvZjd2

anon im so sorry I saw this when u sent it a week ago and fully forgot to reply to it but yeah. yeah. I watch it over and over again all the time tbh

but ALSO I swear gary did a 'reacting to it' video on his tiktok and I cant FIND IT

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the thing is though is that i do like actually literally want them killed

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me when i bring my flop son to work with me bc he's been unemployed too long and im sick of him lounging around the house

gary doesn't want his kids to grow up to be nepo babies and yet he brings wazza on to his podcast when he has Not earned a place there.... interesting....

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the current 'neck thing' collection I HATE that I have the exact same tic. tbh.

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gary doesn't want his kids to grow up to be nepo babies and yet he brings wazza on to his podcast when he has Not earned a place there.... interesting....

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where is the pretty woman (1990) au??

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The Gary Neville Edit

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enough is enough