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A common nightmare I had as little kid was a fully grown lion leaping through my bedroom window full force directly at me.

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My mom and my catholic friend helped me become ‘reborn’ and Jesus talked directly to me through a book, he told me we were chill and he loved me and stuff. I was very shocked that Jesus Christ was just suddenly talking to me through books.

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Springtrap from FNAF was in a hockey competition against Riley from Inside Out.

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A really, really hard watch. Goo Hara was an angel this world did not deserve. She probably saved hundreds of women from harm and further harm.

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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I was carrying my little brother down a green hill while he was slowly turning into a porcelain doll.

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I was eating at a diner and teaching one of the waitresses how to play Universus. (I don’t know how to play Universus.)

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For some reason, my bathroom filled with water and I opened the door and then... I woke up.

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An ex girlfriend tried and failed to kill me multiple times, somehow this resulted in gravity turning off and everyone started flying around.

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liquid chicken

Ragnar before and after we told him his favorite place is closed

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I had my dream job and was loving life and visiting cities I always wanted to visit.

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Cornald Maas (Dutch commentator) tonight 🧡 Couldn’t have said it better myself

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I was at work, running the register, except my hands were made of deli meat and I kept getting deli meat juices on the computer and making it glitch out. I got fired.

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WHY DOES THIS IRISH CHILDREN'S SONG GOES SO HARD

I SEARCHED FOR MY SPARK AND I FOUND IT

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I beat the fuck out of a normal person in Animal Crossing for stealing something.

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I was back in High School and someone stole 3 of my 6 prized chickens to start a business. I then started my own rival business in retaliation. Eventually, it ended up as microbiological warfare between the two businesses.

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I was back in High School and someone stole 3 of my 6 prized chickens to start a business. I then started my own rival business in retaliation. Eventually, it ended up as microbiological warfare between the two businesses.