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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

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Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

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PARROT FOR SALE.. HIT ME UP!

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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

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“bitch i know u not talkin wit dem gotdamn reebok butterbeans on ya feet”

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https://twitter.com/yanni__chan/status/883114645447471104

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every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

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women.

clap for women

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i had a really fucked up dream omg

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

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