I’m back everyone :)
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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’
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when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all
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hell yea im a gamer
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Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.
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reblog if you’re def the kind of person who
says “cool beans”
does finger guns
says “coolio”
“my guy”
“my dude”
ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
“ayyeee”
makes a lot of weird faces
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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theatre tech IS acting
acting like everything is fine
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Ok I am not a misandrist or anything, but I would never vote for a male running for president. Everyone knows their jobs are fixing cars and sinks, it just wouldn’t be plausible to think they could make the decisions for the country. And if they’re spending all their time trying to be politicians then who is gonna mow the lawns and move heavy things? I’m not belittling them, those jobs are important too but things work because everyone has their place!
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saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie
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ring around the rosie
pocket full of
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