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some random woman's thoughts: oh hey, he's kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

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I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D

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I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

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[insp.]

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Shitty au where everything’s the same but Danny took one look at the portal and like any smart person decided not to go in, so his “ghost form” is just him wearing a bedsheet. He still fights the ghost coming through the portal he just isn’t half dead. Everyone in Amity Park is always trying to figure out who the person beneath the sheet is. His parents are still trying to kill him

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literally everyone: the front bottoms sound so bad

me: damn you’re right alexa play twin size mattress

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Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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The funniest fucking thing about Resident Evil 2 is that this is Leon’s first day on the job. Like this is his only real experience as cop.

No wonder he becomes a secret agent who’s only skill set is dealing with zombies 🧟‍♂️. Can you imagine if he tried to be a normal police officer after this?

“Oi! Why’s Officer Kennedy rummageing through the station?”

“Oh well sometimes he looks for old trinkets and stuff just in case the chief has a breakdown, locks us in, and we have to escape through the basement”

*Blank Stares*

“Sometimes he also eats weeds from the garden”

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I’m so sad We Happy Few is not more popular, it’s a great game and you can’t change my mind

I love the tall dangerous idiots

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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scottish twitter strikes again

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scrolling past this is a form a cowardice

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How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less - Prince Derek