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so farewell, son of Zeus and Maia ; I will think of you often as I go on to other songs.

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** platonic / familial sentence starters.

“  i  enjoy  talking  to  you.  your  mind  appeals  to  me.  ”

“  if  you  live  to  be  a  hundred,  i  want  to  live  a  hundred  minus  one  day  so  i  would  never  have  to  live  a  day  without  you.  ”

“  i  could  listen  to  you  ramble  all  day.  ”

“  everything  that  happens  it  better  when  you’re  here.  ”

“  don’t  you  read  your  messages  ?  we  have  a  friend  emergency.  ”

“  if  you  called  at  3am,  i’d  always  answer.  ”

“  i’ll  bring  you  tea  with  honey.  i  know  that  always  makes  you  feel  better.  ”

“  i  brought  sweets  and  chocolate.  ”

“  just  get  in  the  pillow  fort,  okay  ?  ”

“  i  cooked  it  for  you.  it  may  not  be  edible,  but  it’s  the  thought,  right ?  ”

“  come  for  a  drive  with  me  ?  i  need  to  clear  my  head.  ”

“  your  mom  let  me  in.  ”

“  i  made  you  pancakes  to  cheer  you  up.  ”

“  sometimes  i  want  to  punch  you  in  the  throat.  but  i  love  you.  ”

“  i  missed  you.  ”

“  remind  me  why  we  decided  this  was  a  good  idea ?  ”

“  i  heard  you  crying  through  the  door.  everything  okay  ?  ”

“  they  don’t  deserve  someone  as  amazing  as  you.  ”

“  tell  me  words  of  encouragement  so  i  don’t  murder  someone.  ”

“  it’s  my  job  to  take  care  of  you.  ”

“  family  isn’t  always  who  you’re  born  with.  it’s  also  who  you’d  die  for.  ”

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srr tht iv n ot been here i am hav been busy readin n Cryin

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so farewell, son of Zeus and Maia ; I will think of you often as I go on to other songs.

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so farewell, son of Zeus and Maia ; I will think of you often as I go on to other songs.

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Oh that grumpy look was endearing and hilarious. She gave a tinkling laugh at his comment of ego and confidence. She tilted her head again as she regarded the “painting”, brunette locks flowing over her shoulder.

“Well we are not supposed to lie are we? Besides, It is a start with…whatever it is supposed to be.”

     He did of course scoff slightly at the chuckle she released as she turned her attention to the brightly coloured canvas once again, pouting slightly. “ Oh but I thought it so obvious, my dear Aphrodite ! Don’t you see that it’s supposed to be a man sitting under a tree, on top of a mountain. It reminds me a lot of father, wouldn’t you say ? ”

     “ But yes I suppose you have a point. Lying is bad and all that . . . ” Said the man whose first words were “ no I did not steal that cattle ” after stealing that cattle.

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“Would you get off your butt and help me?”

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

     “ Alright, fine, very well ! But only because you asked so nicely, of course. ” He returned with a little wink. “ What do you need me to do ? ” 

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so farewell, son of Zeus and Maia ; I will think of you often as I go on to other songs.

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“They lived only to face a new nightmare.”

“It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.”

“I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”

“You forgot to say please.”

“Get in there and clean up that pigsty of yours.”

“Your foster parents are kind of dicks, huh.”

“I have had it with that goddamn kid.”

“He won’t even answer me anymore.”

“Would you get off your butt and help me?”

“He hasn’t cleaned that room of his in a month.”

“This next patient is interesting.”

“The delusional architecture is fairly unique.”

“She stabbed me in the kneecap with my pen a few weeks ago.”

“I don’t like to see them disrupting their rooms like this.”

“Do you mind if I keep this picture?”

“Has that got something to do with this?”

“I wouldn’t worry about him.”

“Hurry up, this is taking too long.”

“Where’d you learn this stuff from?”

“No, she’s a complete psycho.”

“She tried to blow up a computer factory but got shot and arrested.”

“She’s a total loser.”

“Let’s go spend some money.”

“We know the dream’s the same every night.”

“Children look like burnt paper.”

“Dreams of cataclysm, the end of the world, are very common.”

“It’s not a dream, you moron.”

“I’m sure it feels real to you.”

“It’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too.”

“Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day.”

“You think you’re safe and alive.”

“You’re already dead.”

“This whole place, everything you see, is gone.”

“You’re the one living in the dream.”

“Your attitude has been much improved lately.”

“It’s helped me to have a goal, something to look forward to.”

“I asked the same question once.”

“You know what they told me?”

“Don’t ask.”

“Here’s the problem.”

“I know how smart you are.”

“You’re just telling me what I want to hear.”

“I don’t think you really believe what you’re telling me today.”

“If you’re put in minimum security, you’ll just try to escape again.”

“I’ll kill you, you son of a bitch!”

“You don’t know what you’re doing.”

“There’s this cop scoping for you.”

“You’re not supposed to be in here.”

“You’re like a machine underneath, but alive outside?”

“You’re not here to kill me.”

“I figured that part out for myself.”

“My mission is to protect you.”

“We have to get out of the city immediately and avoid the authorities.”

“Hey, shut up, you worthless piece of shit.”

“You’re telling me this thing can imitate anything it touches?”

“She’s grown more disconnected from reality as time goes on.”

“Everything I’ve been brought up to believe is all made-up bullshit.”

“I hated her for that.”

“But everything she said was true.”

“Fuck you, you little dipshit.”

“Did you just call moi a dipshit?”

“You just can’t go around killing people.”

“You broke my arm.”

“You gotta promise me you’re not gonna kill anyone.”

“I swear I will not kill anyone.”

“You shot me! Crazy bastard.”

“It was stupid of you to go there.”

“You have to be smarter than that.”

“You cannot risk yourself, even for me.”

“Makes you a more efficient killer, right?”

“Does it hurt when you get shot?”

“If you can’t pass for human, you’re not much good to us.”

“The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.”

“You gotta listen to the way people talk.”

“You don’t say ‘affirmative’ or some shit like that.”

“It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.”

“Human decisions are removed from strategic defense.”

“I want to know everything.”

“You’re pretty jumpy.”

“You’re on weapons detail.”

“Most of the guys she hung around with were geeks.”

“I wish I could’ve met my real dad.”

“She still loves him, I guess.”

“I see her crying sometimes.”

“We just cry, you know, when it hurts.”

“It’s when there’s nothing wrong with you, but you hurt anyway.”

“In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.”

“No fate but what we make.”

“Haven’t you learned anything yet?”

“Haven’t you figured out why you can’t kill people?”

“Nobody fucking move.”

“The pressure should stop the bleeding.”

“I want you to come with me right now.”

“Now listen to me very carefully.”

“It’s not every day that you find out you’re responsible for three billion deaths.”

“You’re judging me on things I haven’t even done yet.”

“You think you’re so creative.”

“All you know how to create is death and destruction.”

“We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?”

“We still have to stop this from happening.”

“Those lying motherfuckers.”

“The future, always so clear to me, had become like a black highway at night.”

“We were in uncharted history now, making up history as we went along.”

“Suspects are armed and considered extremely dangerous.”

“Oh, shit. Not good.”

“Holy shit, that’s a mini-gun.”

“I don’t know how much longer I can hold this.”

“I’m bleeding bad.”

“We gotta stick together.”

“I need a vacation.”

“The unknown future rolls toward us.”

“I faced it for the first time with a sense of hope.”

“If a machine can learn the value of a human life, maybe we can too.”

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Continued from here x ;; @singofus​

“Oh did I hurt your feelings?” She asked with a mock pout, reaching to caress his cheek just for a moment as if to comfort though knowing that he had little room to deny what she said. He had asked her opinion and she had given it, why ask if he did not wish to receive? It seemed pointless.

“I never knew your ego was so fragile.”

     He was quick to cross his arms - a rather disgruntled look on his face as he let out a huff alongside it. “ Fragile ? Oh- you wound me ! I assure it is not! I’m a very confident individual might I add ! All I’m saying is that you could have been a liiiiitle more tactful in relaying your thoughts ! I worked very hard on this painting ! ”

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“ you fucking asshole, can you stop!? ” (from Aphrodite or Ariadne)

totally not cow chop sentence starters

     “ Wow gosh ! You could’ve asked me nicely too ! No need for such language ! Gee - you’d think Dionysus’ spouse would have more appreciation for my banging party tunes ! ”

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ughguhggh promos

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- ; totally not cow chop sentence starters

“ did you spend our money on an electronic yodelling pickle? ” “ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! ” “ i don’t know this guy haha. ” “ there’s children out here, please! ” “ you fucking asshole, can you stop!? ” “ you just turned off EVERYTHING. ” “ wow. that sounds like a great idea, _____, as if we weren’t pre-preemptively waiting to do that. ” “ the UPS guy’s fucking pissed. ” “ whip your pussy out. ” “ what the fuck did you just say? ” “ that’s kinda fucked up man. ” “ hey, so i just got back from the flea market and uh … i got something for us. ” “ do you have any better childhood memories than that ?? ” “ you want to challenge me to a duel ?? i’ll have you know there’s a god inside of me !! ” “ screw the rules, i have money !! ” “ the noise and the panic kind of escalates everything but when i sit here and i look at myself, i’m alright. ” “ i’d like to give more commentary but i’m having an existential crisis. ” “ oh god i sound like bill clinton. ” “ have you ever had your toe sucked on ?? ” “ oh the chocolate’s back. ” “ you just got glass in my fucking ice cream !! ” “ you stupid fucking cheeto bitch. ” “ i’m about to say a curse word. ”

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Hermes: *walking around still disappointed six hours after visiting an aquarium*

Poseidon: what did you think a tiger fish was, Hermes?

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✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’