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// sorry for the inactivity here i’ve been focusing on art more (@/raveflesh shameless self promo) also my eddsworld hyperfixation came back so i haven’t been as into co09 SORREE!!!! i might transfer account ownership to someone who’s more into this thwn i am. luv u all!!!!!

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Break up with Megan she is definitely not worth it

dude she broke up with me like 2 months ago

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i need my antipsychotics

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im turning woke. this is woke hunter. if you don’t like it leave 🙆‍♀️⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨💁

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hi class of 09. are we pumped for summer or no

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chastity belt itchy as hell

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being a girl probably rocks

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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hi :3

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i’m back from my mental break. hey guys! i became bffs with mr lorre.🙂 im a changed man again.

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//also now that the other accounts are talking about weirdos in the inbox, i’d like to put it out there that my inbox is no place for ur sexual fantasies. it was funny the first couple times but now when i look at it i go 😕 and give. a half hearted response so. cool it please! love you all!

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sometimes i wish i was a fucking degenerate. like everything, pedo, rapist, etc, BUT HEAR ME OUT! while i don’t want to actually, i often think how much easier things would be, like; i’m always like: “Wow this piece of media is so good, i love it so much!” & then somebody’s like: “The creator is a racist/pedo/rapist.” & i’m like: “GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!” so like, if i agreed with any of the those things i wouldn’t care & i could just… enjoy it, y’know?

Ooc: idk if this is to Jecka but you concern me a bit.

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//sorry again for inactivity. trust me when i say i really enjoy the silly shenanigans on this account but lord. i fucking hate role playing as a MAN a cheater no less…. i will be active again trust me. i will make a comeback.

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WHAG THE FLIP!?!?!? NO WAIT

@em1lyyyyyyyyyyyyyy listen I know we’ve had our disagreements in the past but I need your help with something and I know your the only bitch crazy enough to do it

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no i’m a proud homo now. we don’t need to hide our homoerotic acquaintanceship in dms.

can you help me figure out if i like men now that im single

DM me.

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// sorry for the lack of sustenance in my posts lately ive been lowk unmotivated to run this acc + ive been writing a lot more lately… ill be funnier soon give me time!!!!!

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is

is this ghost written by mister burleday?

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Hunter stay away from Crispin Or else I'll burn your house down

stay away from my ballz