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[homeshippinglikeapro]

Thanks again <333 you're so kind!!!

-mod pro

Incredible, but true: @homeshippinglikeapro deserves to have a good day today.

[homeshippinglikeapro]

What about some Horuss and Rufioh, but with Horuss just beating the shit out of Rufioh? Doesn’t even have to be red or pitch in the slightest i just want to see Horuss kicking Rufioh in the stomach repeatedly

HI CHAT LONG TIME NO SEE, MY BAD!!!

I got into other things for a bit, and now finals are beating my ass!!! here’s Horuss beating Rufioh’s!!!!

edit: I FROGOT HIS GLOVES IN RHE LAST PANEL, no nvm actually its uhhhh because he didn’t want the blood on him yeah, absolutely

-mod Fic

[homeshippinglikeapro]

i saw art of consorts having sex and it’s opened my eyes to even more pairings

particularly casey and john/vice roy and rose

Consorts are so underrated. I need to rotate Casey/John and Rose/Viceroy in my mind.

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

i headcanon that karkat would have liked 13 year old nepeta in his mid-30s. And joey claire too

Your headcanon Karkat is so vicious... I love that. Also he can do his "I can fix you" bullshit on them :3c

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

i ship dolosign so much you don't even knowwww

re: emotional incest

Signless would be so good at soothing Dolorosa's worries. I imagine it's good in the name of compassion to do what his mother has done for him in his childhood. He'd console her and do anything for her, the devotion 😩❤️💚

-Mod Karkavicious

dolorosa/signless is interesting and i love it

signless feeling not so mother/son feelings to her and her immediately accepting. Or signless having the disciple dress like her sometimes and thinking about while they pail. They’re so interesting

Honestly, since mothers/sons/etc literally do not exist in troll society, I think the Dolorosa and Signless might even consider themselves to be moirails, since the act of care and attention is the most similar thing they have to familiar relationships. So yeah, already incestous in my opinion.

But it will be interesting if they considers themselves as something new and strictly platonic (that they don't call mom/son relationship of course) and see Signless develop a Freudian attraction to her. It just makes sense to me. And the emotional incest the Dolorosa would have with Signless? Peak. It should be explored more for sure.

-mod pro

[homeshippinglikeapro]

jadekat: boring, overdone, why already have some sort of established relationship

jadekri: exciting, fresh, kankri’s a hypocrite throughout everything, does jade know they’re in a relationship? no but she doesn’t need to

(this is mostly a joke, i wanted to do the meme)

I admit I've never thought about JadeKri before... but now I'm curious......... you've opened my eyes, Anon.

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

i dont like cronus but cronus preying on younger humans and trolls >>>>

like cronus pailing feferi with or without consent, pressuring eridan into sex, getting roxy to drink and assaulting her, using rose as a bucket, choking dirk as he’s fucked, taking his annoyance from mituna out onsollux, forcing jake to rail john, treating gamzee and karkat like his toys>>>>>>

I really love Cronus being a little shit. Your ideas live in my brain rent free now, fuck yeah!

I think he would be inspired by his favorite 50s media to do these~ also I kinda think that porn in Alternia would be so fucked up, like, seadweller trash party kinda deals 😩 Cronus would love it 💜

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

Block this person

[homeshippinglikeapro]

dadbert would be into foodplay and feederism a thousand percent no other reason for leaving john so many cakes

So true. I really want to draw Dadbert feeding John now. He wants to make sure his son is happy and well-fed 💙💙

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

in regards to shipping with egbert i usually think of john but june would be so cute with jade, sisters bonding in the privacy of the other’s company and maybe even nanna helping to teach them a few things…..

go on, anon 👀 i think siblings would be less suspected on if they're together... in private... it's okay if it's too affectionate, we're siblings...

I'm sure the girls would love some guidance... they've been deprived a grandma for so long 🙏

-Mod Karkavicious

[homeshippinglikeapro]

may i request Yiffyjade AND/OR prospitcest? :>

There are lots of NSFW reqs I should do, but I'm not really in the mood =u=

-Mod Pro

[homeshippinglikeapro]

Hello, would you consider accepting new mods? Love your work btw!

not sure, we are already three, but we are pretty inactive for various reasons (for example, I am on my final highschool year and I'm near the final exam, so I don't really have time).

If you (or others) can guarantee me that will be active at least for a while (not meaning posting every day!), I can absolutely think about it. It's not like I expect "devotion" or some shit, just I find it useless to add people if they'll stay mostly inactive since we are already three :p

If everything seems alright with you, message me at @condomatsu and I'll tell you the rules :)

But thanks! I'm happy that you like this blog!

-mod pro

[homeshippinglikeapro]

Forgot to add: if i missed or spelled wrong something (or anything else really), please tell me!

Remember that the list isn't complete though

-mod pro

HELOZ! I'm going to post the complete tag list of this blog, because i've did the majority of the work, BUT ITS NOT ACTUALLY COMPLETED! You'll still find most things there!

Thank you for the patience

-mod pro <3

[homeshippinglikeapro]

COMPLETE TAG LIST

(NOT FINISHED YET!! MOST THINGS ARE THERE ANYWAYS!)

Since this blog was made by only one person and then two people arrived later on, the tagging system is all a bit of a mess. Sorry about that :'D

It’s gonna be long and messy

Mods:

intro post + general rules

Mod Pro’s (OG owner) intro post

Mod Karkavicious’ intro post

Mod Fic’s intro post

#mod pro #mod karkavicious #mod fic

General:

#req #not a req #rej ⇐ rejected requests

#reblog (very rare)

#programmed ⇐ for let you know what will come next! 

#important ⇐ news and stuff about the blog; look if you care about it

#pro’s answer || #ask #asks #answered (usually is mod Karkavicious to use these)

#pro’s thoughts #headcanon #headcanons

#karkavicious post ⇐ usually for answering about ships, headcanons etc

#homestuck ⇐ of course lmao

Things you might want to block:

We also have a section like this in our intro post, but this is more exhaustive

(will be updated) — CHECK ALL THE TAGS TO BE SURE YOU’RE GOOD!

#comship ⇐ we also take non-comships reqs, those are simply not tagged with this

#age gap #shipcest #abusive ship #selfcest 

#gore #blood #torture #violence #molestation

#suggestive #nsfm.text #nsfm.draw #homesmut ⇐ MINORS DNI! Drawings will be posted on our AO3, we will link to that.

#non con #somnophilia #mind control #zoophilia #bestiality #drugs #alcohol #transformation #hemospectrum kink #casteplay #necrophilia #dub con #voyeurism #moirails with pails #manipulative #manipulation

NOTES: 

Mod Pro in particular will tag things like Roxy x Dirk and Jane x Jake as #shipcest, despite not being correct, because of fandom conception.

No troll x troll ships that aren’t Ancestor x Dancestor, Beta Trolls x Dancestors, Beta Trolls x Ancestor (examples: vantascest, leijoncest, etc) will be tagged as #shipcest despite it not being correct, because of fandom conception.

No, shipcests won’t be tagged as incest, for these reasons mod Pro has already discussed.

Quadrants:

#<> #<3 #<3< #c3<

Usually human ships don’t have quadrants

Ships we have done so far:

(will be updated) (it’s gonna take long)

⇒ If you’re searching for a character, try searching for either #first name or #complete name, it’s gonna be one of the two, we interchange it randomly (we do it with other ship tags too sometimes, be careful)

==> Emojis are there to help you (or at least help me) distinguish the characters when scrolling fast

🐛JOHN EGBERT

#JOHN #JOHN EGBERT #JUNE #JUNE EGBERT  || #ALPHA JOHN

B/A KIDS: #beta ot4 #Johndave #junejade/#prospitcest ||  #junejane #johnjake/#junejake/#prospitcest

OTHER: #johnjune #egbertcest/#johndad #docjohn/#johnscratch #brojohn

🐙ROSE LALONDE

 #ROSE #ROSE LALONDE || #ALPHA ROSE #JASPEROSESPRITE^2

B/A KIDS: #beta ot4 #daverose/dersecest #alpha dersecest || #roseroxy/#lalondecest

OTHER: #momrose/#beta lalondecest

B TROLLS: #ararose

💿DAVE STRIDER

#DAVE #DAVE STRIDER #DOVE #DOVE STRIDER || #DAVESPRITE #ALPHA DAVE

B/A KIDS: #beta ot4 #johndave #daverose/#dersecest #alpha dersecest #davejade || #daveroxy #davesrpiteroxy #davejake #stridercest/#alpha stridercest

OTHER: #davecest #stridercest

B TROLLS: #aradave

⚛JADE HARLEY

#JADE #JADE HARLEY 

B/A KIDS: #beta ot4 #junejade/#prospitcest #davejade || #jadejane #jadejake #jadejaneroxy

OTHER: #jadebec #brojade

🥄JANE CROCKER

#JANE #JANE CROCKER 

A/B KIDS:  #alpha ot4 #jadejaneroxy #dirkjane #janejake || #junejade #janejade

🐱ROXY LALONDE

#ROXY #ROXY LALONDE

A/B KIDS: #roxycest #alpha ot4 #jadejaneroxy || #lalondecest/#roseroxy #daveroxy

GUARDIANS: #roxymom

B TROLLS: #eriroxy

OTHER: #roxyjoey #davespriteroxy #roxycest

🧢DIRK STRIDER

#DIRK #DIRK STRIDER #BRO #BRO STRIDER

B/A KIDS: #alpha ot4 #dirkjane || #stridercest/#alpha stridercest #dirkjade

B TROLLS: #dirknep

OTHER: #dirkhal

💀JAKE ENGLISH

#JAKE #JAKE ENGLISH #GRANDPA HARLEY

B/A KIDS: #alpha ot4 #janejake || #johnjake #davejake #junejake

B TROLLS: #jaketav

♋KARKAT VANTAS

#KARKAT #KARKAT VANTAS

B TROLLS: #solkat #vriskat/#vriskar #erikat #erisolkat

A TROLLS: #vantascest/#kankat #kartuna/#kattuna

OTHER: #karkatcest

♈ARADIA MEGIDO

#ARADIA #ARADIA MEGIDO #ARADIABOT

B/A KIDS: #ararose #aradave

B TROLLS: #aratav #aravris/#aradiabotvris #equara #aragam

OTHER: #aradiacest

♉TAVROS NITRAM

#TAVROS #TAVROS NITRAM

B/A KIDS: #jaketav

B TROLLS: #aratav #tavnep

OTHER: #bullbro

♊SOLLUX CAPTOR

#SOLLUX #SOLLUX CAPTOR

B TROLLS: #solkat #gamsol #erisolkat

A TROLLS: #captorcest/#soltuna

OTHER: #consol/#solcon (Sollux x HIC) #captorcest/#solpsii

♌NEPETA LEIJON

#NEPETA #NEPETA LEIJON

B/A KIDS: #dirknep

B TROLLS: #tavnep #neprezi #meowrails

A TROLLS: #leijoncest/#meunep/#neplin

OTHER: #jaspeta (Jasperosesprite^2 x Nepeta) #becnep

♍KANAYA MARYAM

#KANAYA #KANAYA MARYAM

B/A KIDS: #davenaya/#davekan

B TROLLS: #vriskanrezi #vriskan #erikan/#kaneri

A TROLLS: #maryamcest

♎TEREZI PYROPE

#TEREZI #TEREZI PYROPE

B TROLLS: #neprezi #vrisrezi #vriskanrezi

OTHER: #pyropecest

♏VRISKA SERKET

#VRISKA #VRISKA SERKET

B TROLLS: #vriskat/#vriskar #aravris/#aradiabotvris #vriskan #vrisrezi #vriskanrezi

A TROLLS: #meenvris

OTHER: #dualvris #calvris (Caliborn x Vriska)

♐EQUIUS ZAHHAK

#EQUIUS #EQUIUS ZAHHAK

B TROLLS: #equara (Equius x Aradia) #meowrails #gamquius

♑GAMZEE MAKARA

#GAMZEE #GAMZEE MAKARA

B TROLLS: #aragam #gamsol

♒ERIDAN AMPORA

#ERIDAN #ERIDAN AMPORA

B/A KIDS: #eriroxy

B TROLLS: #erikar #erikan/#kaneri #erisolkat

A TROLLS: #erimitula #amporacest/#ericro #erinah (Eridan x Meenah)

OTHER: #amporacest/#dualericro/#eridualcro

♓FEFERI PEIXES

#FEFERI

OTHER: #dualfef

📢KANKRI VANTAS

#KANKRI #KANKRI VANTAS

B TROLLS: #vantascest/#kankat/#karkri

A TROLLS: #porkri

OTHER: #kankricest #dualkri #vantascest

🔞DAMARA MEGIDO

Nope

🌬RUFIOH NITRAM

Nope

🕹MITUNA CAPTOR

#MITUNA #MITUNA CAPTOR

B TROLLS: #kartuna/#kattuna #captorcest/#soltuna #erimitula

A TROLLS: #crotuna #tunalin #erimitula

OTHER: #grandtuna/#gbh x mituna

🤙MEULIN LEIJON

#MEULIN #MEULIN LEIJON

B TROLLS: #leijoncest/#meunep/#neplin

A TROLLS: #tunalin

🚺PORRIM MARYAM

#PORRIM #PORRIM MARYAM

B TROLLS: #maryamcest

A TROLLS: #porkri #portula

🛹LATULA PYROPE

#LATULA

B TROLLS: #erimitula

A TROLLS: #portula

🐎HORUSS ZAHHAK

Nope

🔇KURLOZ MAKARA

Nope

🚩CRONUS AMPORA

#CRONUS #CRONUS AMPORA

B TROLLS: #amporacest/#ericro/#eridualcro

A TROLLS: #crotuna

OTHER: #amporacest/#eridualcro

🔱MEENAH PEIXES

#MEENAH #MEENAH PEIXES

B TROLLS: #meenvris #erinah

OTHER: #meenmaid (Meenah x the Handmaid)

��MISC

🍰#DAD EGBERT: #johndad/#egbertcest

⚔#BRO STRIDER #BRO: #stridercest #brojohn #brojade #brotav

🍷#MOM LALONDE: #junemom #lalondecest/#momrose #roxymom

🔫 #GRANDPA HARLEY: #jaketav

♒ #DUALSCAR: #dualvris #dualericro #dualfef #dualkri

♓ #HIC #condesce: #consol/#solcon #hicdirk/#condirk #hicmaid

[homeshippinglikeapro]

HELOZ! I'm going to post the complete tag list of this blog, because i've did the majority of the work, BUT ITS NOT ACTUALLY COMPLETED! You'll still find most things there!

Thank you for the patience

-mod pro <3

[homeshippinglikeapro]

could i get anything dave x roxy? aka "oh fuck my mom is hot"

She's hot though, he's just a bit shy ;)

-mod pro

[homeshippinglikeapro]

dave would totally make comics about him and his friends fucking

he does it """"ironically""""". he also jerks off to it ironically. it's not ACTUALLY hot you guys.

-mod karkavicious