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LMAO at lore videos and people waiting to see the ending to Skibidi Toilet on YouTube when I have the whole series on its original VHS tapes on my shelf.

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How deadly are explosives

I hope not very or my gender reveal party plans might end in disaste

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what in the world evolved into centipedes

They started out as a caveman conga line that just got closer and closer over time.

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Thank you! Perfect.

Not a usual fact post but help needed-

Graphic design is obviously not my passion here so can anyone make like an actual not crappy version of this dark fantasy chart please?

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More dungeons and dragons facts please?

It was originally played with only four sided dice, but grew to include other dice as numbers larger than 4 were invented.

The first edition included not only Fighters, Clerics and other currently used classes, but a few anachronistic ones such as helicopter pilots, media moguls, and electrical engineers.

D&D has inspired “LARPing,” an activity in which people dress according to their characters and fight across parks and cities to involve themselves in the game. This is how the sports of hunting and fencing began.

Several books, films and TV shows have been made based on the game, including Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and oddly enough, Oliver Stone’s JFK, which is not based on the assassination of president Kennedy, but on the RPG “Military Industrial GURPlex.”

Water buffalo have been known to play Dungeons and Dragons when they think humans are not watching. They are not said to be very good at it, but they have fun and that’s the important part.

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Not a usual fact post but help needed-

Graphic design is obviously not my passion here so can anyone make like an actual not crappy version of this dark fantasy chart please?

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Most interesting tidbit of folklore?

A tidbit is technically an small portion of edible matter so I'd have to say the most interesting tidbit of folklore is Hades' Pomegranate, because when I eat a real one it's delicious but his seems to condemn people to hell as well as marriage. Also, as the capture of Persephone from eating pomegranate seeds resulted in the existence of seasons, like... When was that pomegranate tree planted and when did it fruit?

I asked Hesiod but he didn't say anything useful because he's been dead since 650 B.C. Also when I looked that up from Wikipedia I learned the dude got around as a corpse, we should all be so lucky-

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i saw a “rainbow” ice cream today and it didn’t look like rainbow at all!! why is that?

You expected it to be ice cream that looks like a rainbow. It was in fact a rainbow disguised as ice cream. This is their natural state when not in flight.

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@eyes-of-the-fox Non, "oeuf" ç'est vous plaît.

I’ve heard some nasty stories about a language called French. I thought it was made up to scare budding linguists - is it real? You’re the only news source I trust.

French isn't so much a language as the place they dump all the silent letters that can't be used in German.

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What are all the primary colours?

Remember how they taught us it was red blue and yellow? Then when you take color theory it's red blue and green. Then when it's printed it's cyan magenta and yellow, and black which is of course abbreviated with a K. All of this is absolute bullshit.

The truth is, the only primary colors you need to are make any other color are chartreuse and hot pink polka-dotted purple.

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I’ve heard some nasty stories about a language called French. I thought it was made up to scare budding linguists - is it real? You’re the only news source I trust.

French isn't so much a language as the place they dump all the silent letters that can't be used in German.

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Consider the following scenario. It’s five or yet ten years from now.

You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal. When I walk in with my family, and a poet at my heel.

My poet enters on all fours, before you begin your main course, its rhythmic compositions are all hidden underneath its-

Oh wow I was gonna do a silly poet version of the cybermsith thing but I looked at the original post and holy shit it gets fucked up. Uh. Yeah not going there anymore.

Sorry I brought it up I had never seen his last paragraph. Jesus.

Have you ever made love to a poet?

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not certain that Henry was a poet, but he sure shot quite a Wadsworth with his Longfellow.

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What is the best thing ever to happen ever?

The "Gandalf Big Naturals" meme encouraged and empowered many large breasted cosplayers to attend conventions as Gandalf.

Oh wait you asked "Best" thing ever. Eh, still the same answer.

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@kasbo-over-you Oh dear god DON’T LET CYBERSMITH GET TO T.S. ELIOT’S GRAVE

Have you ever made love to a poet?

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not certain that Henry was a poet, but he sure shot quite a Wadsworth with his Longfellow.

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Sadly when it comes to jokes about body fluids...

My humor has run dry.

Why do vampires suck blood

All the good fluids were taken.

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Have you ever made love to a poet?

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not certain that Henry was a poet, but he sure shot quite a Wadsworth with his Longfellow.