me at the job i begged god for
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feeling like the health inspector
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On this note aren’t curtains so sensual
yeah sure why not
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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍
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Caroline Polachek shirt coming in the mail💁♀️
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and if i said old woman yuri 🤨
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the guest speaking at the DNC this year will be Julius Haberdash, a 12th generation forward thinking oil baron who’s offered partial parental leave to women making at least 700k at his company. the guest peaking at the RNC is Poopy, a gorilla in a propeller hat who saved the world a week before the convention.
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