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DTWOF 522, Alison Bechdel

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not traditionally considered, but germans have a certain americaness to them—consider the german tourist for example or shared neuroticism (usually but not always concerning different things though)

Germans are literally some of the least American people on Earth. You're so foolish.

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Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

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commenting "not to be a straight man but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fuck ing shit" on someone's post

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banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down

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Happy 24-6-01!

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ROUND 2, MATCH 10

High to Death vs America (Never Been)

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ROUND 2, MATCH 15

Nervous Young Inhumans vs The Gun Song

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Oh how you could you lock me up when I'm just a little boy! A little boy did no wrong bur you put away my toys and trains when I didn't do anything anyway! Oh who could have done this to such a little baby like me when I'm so small and sweet I could just sit on your knee! What a sad little fate for a boy such as I, a sad little boy who might shed a cey

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you could do a decent real-life chinese room at this point with a guy hand-multiplying matrices for an llm. it would take him a really long time though

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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who else up slouching towards bethlehem

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