Kylo: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Hux: I keep a list. It’s alphabetised.
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Star Wars valentine review
So I am constantly astounded by the hilarious valentines that Tumblr fandoms churn out every year, and with February 14 rapidly approaching I thought I might review some for a fandom very close to my heart… Star Wars.
I’m reviewing users, not individual valentines… as such I’m only including a few of my favorites per user (I’m making this sound so official and organized when in reality this is a total crack shitshow, jfc)
Enjoy! (Reviews are under the cut)
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TRANS! CLONE! CANON!
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Some are born Skywalkers
Some achieve Skywalker
And others have Skywalkers thrust upon them
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*wakes up in cold sweat* darth maul is so sexy. hes so sexy
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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
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remember that story arc in the clone wars where they fought a battle on mon cala, and everyone was decked out in military outfits or scuba gear except for kit fisto who wore nothing but swim shorts and seemed like he was on vacation the entire time
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Can’t believe he’s back!! My baby… my frikkin cinnamon apple…….
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me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day??
it’s exactly as likely as you think
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proposal for the jedi to put those little wiimote loops on their lightsaber hilts so they quit dropping them
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