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HELP

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Well over 15 years ago i saw the most striking image i have ever seen. A guy in my friend group sent a girl (who was not into him) in it a dick pic and she then posted it to the group and it was like life changingly bizarre.

Closeup shot of average length cut dick in hand, curved to the left as much or more than a very curved banana. Bad harsh room lighting. In the background is what i can only describe as a garfield shrine. Floor to ceiling is garfield merch, plushies, images, every piece of garfield memorabilia you could imagine. At no point in the years i knew him did he ever once mention garfield.

I think about it so much

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Ok this one is kind of a serve I would hang this sign on my wall

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He's on the cover of your favorite magazine.

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This stuff is basically impossible to parody.

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Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocop

[cheddar-baby]

[cheddar-baby]

Well over 15 years ago i saw the most striking image i have ever seen. A guy in my friend group sent a girl (who was not into him) in it a dick pic and she then posted it to the group and it was like life changingly bizarre.

Closeup shot of average length cut dick in hand, curved to the left as much or more than a very curved banana. Bad harsh room lighting. In the background is what i can only describe as a garfield shrine. Floor to ceiling is garfield merch, plushies, images, every piece of garfield memorabilia you could imagine. At no point in the years i knew him did he ever once mention garfield.

I think about it so much

[cheddar-baby]

[cheddar-baby]

'unguarded gestures #3' by jennifer crupi, 2008 in 40 under 40: craft futures - nicholas r. bell (2012)

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God i love sneezing