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jadenep pls pls pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏

DOG ON CAT VIOLENCE AND THEY ARE T4T

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i knowww people are going to tell me im overthinking things or that its not that deep etc etc when it comes to shit like this ( it has happened before ) but like the idea that someones headcanons or whatever are completely seperate from their own biases is very silly . almost everything you do is influenced by bias and if im regularly spotting this bias in a fandom space im going to go hey . stop being weird . it IS weird if you repeatedly uphold transmasc headcanons you pulled out of your own ass over transfem readings that actually make sense within the text . it does give off the impression that youre more comfortable engaging with transmasc experiences than even acknowledging transfem ones ! idk why thats a controversial statement !

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born to reblog posts from my beloved mutuals forced to watch random people reblog those posts from me and leave bad comments this is the curse of having more than 400 followers online

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dont remember why i never posted this . not tagging it though nighty night

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he means so much. to me

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honestly it’s such a generic trope but i do genuinely love the concept of rose and kanaya flirting a lot with each other prior to dating, but never picking up on each others advances. both as an expansion of their pre-meteor/act 5 dynamic (lots of banter, slight mental warfare, two girls trying to see how long it takes the other to pick up what they’re putting down, flighty broads and their snarky horseshit, yadda yadda) and in the context of their miscommunication on their first date.

rose leaning on kanaya’s shoulder as she reads over a book about quadrants, and rose tells her that’s sooo interesting, she wonders if humans can engage in this stuff, and kanaya shuts her down with a vague Im Sure You Will Find Out Someday. kanaya making rose dozens of outfits, all lovingly designed, adjusting rose’s outfit when she puts it on and telling her that she wishes she could dress her like this all of the time, she’s never had a model quite like her, and rose is just like Well of course, if you ever have anything you’d like me to wear you’re welcome to invite me over. both of them die over these encounters later

something about rose and kanaya being confident enough to flirt w each other but too stupid to fully pick up on the Implications. always trying to tip the scale in their favor to force the others hand, never quite having the strength to outright admit that they like each other (until rose is shitfaced and stumbling). i think it’s a fun means to escalate their early banter as they become more acclimated to each other and develop Feelings.

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Ok, I get the upside down flying part, but the furniture?

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when the radon levels in my house get higher i just become immune to anon hate. why should i care what random tumblr user #5863 thinks about me when my house is radioactive

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thank you for the tags 🙏 i have some bad news about the irradiation though

last night as i tried to fall asleep i kept getting phantom sensations of something moving against my arms/legs/face etc and every time i would jerk awake and check to make sure nothing was there and when i finally fell asleep at like 2am i had a nightmare where i "woke up" to find that a bug had laid egg clusters in my hair. so i need you guys to pray for me tonight so that wont happen again

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last night as i tried to fall asleep i kept getting phantom sensations of something moving against my arms/legs/face etc and every time i would jerk awake and check to make sure nothing was there and when i finally fell asleep at like 2am i had a nightmare where i "woke up" to find that a bug had laid egg clusters in my hair. so i need you guys to pray for me tonight so that wont happen again

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imagine if jack had never shown up and the trolls managed to walk through the victory door (ik that's impossible but just humor me). what then. i know karkat planned on "ruling earth as tyrants" but i still wonder if they would've even been able to pull it off

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sorry

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somewhere in the parallel timeline where i was born the opposite sex there's a version of me desperately clinging to a laptop with a jpg of jake english and crying. girl it's going to be okay we need to hang in there!!!!

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judging by the name and date at the top it's most likely a worksheet, not a textbook (dodging the question)

nobody knows the lore behind this drawing other than it's a homestuck lineup so i'm here to give it to you. first of all tavros was left out of the math problem because otherwise it would be more difficult to solve with another person.second of all this drawing was made for a humanstuck au called apartmentstuck where john rose dave and jade are all roommates. there was a whole storyline with relationships and family drama but the artist deleted everything so there are only a few snapshots of it on the wayback machine as well as this post

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jake and jane- roxy and dirkification respectively like trans wise. roxy shows the crazy decked out closet of single worn clothes alpha rose left behind. roxy slyly texts dirk to come over and when he gets there jake's dressed in one of her old extravagant vampire costumes used by rose to pick up girls on halloween. dirk chips a tooth clenching his jaw so hard.