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[cainesrealwife]

Did I forget I had tumblr? Maybe.

Did I write any fanfics. No.

Does that matter rn? NO!!

I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KMS

[cainesrealwife]

one man one jar just got a whole new meaning

Put him in the jar.

Into the jar he goes.

[cainesrealwife]

Did some SAY GERMAN????!!1!1!

JA MAN DEUTSCH RAAAHHH

AUF ZUM MOND UND ZUR SONNE GANZ OHNE GRUUUUNDD🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

i cant get over how silly the singer of the theme song in the amazing digital circus sounds in the german dub

[cainesrealwife]

OK ITS BEEN 13 DAYS WHERE IS MY CAINE ANS BUBBLE PLUSH MY SUPER UPER MEGA CAINE FIGURE MY CAINE BODYPILLOW OR MY CAINE POSTER WITH JUST CAINE ON I CANT HANDLE IT WHERE IS IT RAAAAGGGHGHHHH

not sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

HAJAODISIWIW

@booooones @oneofthesillies

(I swear if one of you two got tagged I will lick your skin off)

🖤💫🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈💫🖤

@slymewitch

@f4y3w00d5

[cainesrealwife]

NAHHSH

I will publish the next requests next Tuesday on Halloween bc MY WEEKEND AND MONDAY FOR ME WILL BE VERY MESSY

P.S.

what y’all going at on halloweeen I’ll go as an black and white jester but I couldn’t afford hat so it’s just the clothes (pleas throw money at me)😻😻

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

tris is tremendous I will give you TWO smooches

*smooches your two times*

😼

hi if you still requetsst accepts you could do some caine headcannons where he accidentally confesses and the reader accepts?<333

ofc you don’t have to but I’ll give you a smooch if you do🙀😼

More Caine HeadCannons!! Yippee

-Caine has been acting weird lately (At least weirder than he normally is.)

-He's always around you, either up close, or watching from afar, but always there.

-He uses the excuse that he needs to watch over you in case something happens (Which does makes sense because you had just arrived.)

-Sometimes others say that they catch him staring at you (Not in a bad way) and you catch him sometimes too.

-At first you thought he was just looking out for you, but now you know something is definitely up.

-So you confront him.

-This excuse this time is that he's an AI and that there's no way that he could have feelings for you. (At least, that's what he thought too, but now he knows he can have feelings for people but specifically for you.)

-He, without realizing the reactions he'd get to what he says, (as he thinks their normal for humans like you) would say, "calm down dear, all I do is find myself gazing your way and thinking about you constantly.

-You would get all stiff and explain to him what he had just said to you.

-He would obviously be embarrassed- (But not entirely recognize the new emotion.) He would hide his face (Or- mouth?) in his gloved hands.

-You would give him a pat on the back, trying to calm him down. As he tries to play it off as if he really didn't care that you almost completely just wrecked him with that new unknown emotion of his.

-He would avoid close contact with you for awhile untill he finally couldn't handle it anymore.

-He would end up asking you out eventually, once he got the courage back, and you'd say yes after abit of asking and asking with him not giving you any time to respond.

-Turns out he's actually really fun to hang/go out with. And you really do enjoy the time you two spend together!

Remember to request stuff if there something you want to see/read! I'll do anything TADC related and my request are literally always on! I do enjoy writing this stuff! And I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it!

[cainesrealwife]

okay it’s been long over a week where is my caine plush and figure and poster with only caine 👿👿👿😢😢💔💔🖤🖤😨😨😢😢😢

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

heyo! could you do some jealous Caine headcanons? maybe reader is hanging around Zooble and Pomni too much, and Caine isn’t getting as much attention as he used to. they can be sfw or nsfw, I don’t mind either! ^^

CAINE GETTING JEALOUS HCS?! WOAH

READER IS GN!!!11!!1

this sadly doesn’t have nsfw I can’t image him acting really that diffrent to make hcs abt it sorry to disappoint GRRRR

(not proof read)

ok where do I start

this man tries to hide his jealousy but fails MISERABLY

your like his main attention giver you mainly talk to him a lot so the most and also most times the only one

of course there are exceptions you can still talk to people without him immediately getting jealous

but when you talked to let’s say Zooble and Pomni instead of him he was displeased👿👿

like he’s really bad at hiding it

he thinks he’s good at it but he isn’t

he will either quickly float over to you or teleport directly next to you

never in front of you if your talking to a person since he tries to be discreet

as soon as he does that he’ll go something along the lines of “HELLO Y/N YOU ARE LOOK GLAMOROUS TODAY” and will try to turn you away from whoever you were talking to

if you try to protest he’ll continue to yapp to you abt anything

it doesn’t matter as long as you are giving attention to him

if he would manage to do that until you’ll give in and turn all your attention to him

(always leading to you swiftly excuse yourself)

he’ll then proceed to talk abt what he thinks are interesting things for you

he wants you too think he’s the most interesting person in on the whole grounds

if he doesn’t manage to however

he will try to be a part of the conversation

he will also look at the other person looking at the from the side

(I do not wanna use side eye🙁)

he will actually very subtle pat you on the back or accidentally let his hand bump against your arm ect…

since I think most circus member would either want to be nice and caine and you alone or just would get embarrassed by the whole situation they would excuse themselves

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examples:

Pomni, Ragatha: “Oh uhm I think I left something in my… room I-I gotta go sorry”

Gangle: “I uhm… I’m gonna go take a nap bye you two”

Kinger: “Oh yea I just remembered I uhm gotta do other stuff I TOTALLY have to leave you two alone now” (try to be smooth but he’s bad at pretending)

Jax: “Oh shucks I just remembered I left some of my stuff in Gangles room I will have to leave you two all alone now… byeeee…” (with a very smug expression)

Zooble: “… oh pschh yea I actually uhm lost one of my limbs I gotta look for it without any help far far away from you two…”

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after they excused themselves caine looks after them with an questioned look

however he quickly turns his attention back to you and will proceed to to the things he would if he succeeded from the start

blablabla

after all that he’ll make sure to extra catch your attention even if you are or aren’t talking to anyone else

he even might try to send you a rose

he wants you to put it in your room so every-time you enter it or look around it you’ll think about him

he of course is assuming you place it somewhere very visible where it’s standing very prominent

the first time this happened he send bubbles to bring you the rose

bubble ate it on the way

after that he always teleported to your room while you weren’t there and leave it on your pillow

EXTRA:

if he catches someone (the only person to do this would be jax) flirting with you (he did it as a joke) he would…!11!1

he wouldn’t even try to hide it he would quickly be next to you grab your back and teleport you to the lake/ carnival/ your room

there he would talk to you about what his plan for his new adventure would be and make sure you look at him

after that he’ll…

😻(hihihi)

…he’ll tell you how your secretly his favourite and about 'how your always doing the best in the adventures'

that would quickly turn into him just praising you about how nice you are too him

eventually he’ll just praise you in general

tell you how beautiful you are how funny you are ect…

besides these sweet things caine also turns slightly mischievous

he will make the next few adventure have parts where specifically only the person who flirted with you (jax and he did it as a joke bc he goofy) will have more problems then the others

sadly couldn’t think of any examples for this sorry :(

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erm… dude what the scallop ;-;…

I DONT LIKE HOW RHIS TURNED OUT AT ALL RAAAHH IT FEELS SO SLOPPY TO ME BUT ITS SO MUCH I CANT DELET IT YEJEIRKENWJEJE

I swear I’ll try to make it better next time this fella so messy GRRRR

I will probably regret uploading this but I will anyways bc I’m abt to take a big nap

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

ur so real for that frfr

like who doesn’t want to violently smooch that sexy and very talented ringleader???!!11!!

I like how my opinion of Caine went from "I love him. I wanna put him into a food processor." to "I love him. I need to make out with him."

[cainesrealwife]

perhaps some nsfw hcs for Caine 👀👀👀 👉👈

CAINE NSFW HC'S

ok first off his if you think his thing is massive… I’m sorry but your wrong

it’s a bit under average but not small either

it might not be the biggest but it’s WIDE

🙀

this guy can be quiet or can be so loud you can hear it from the grounds to the void and back

it depends

when he’s quiet he just occasionally grunts but when HES CLOSE

he’s a whimpering mess… not loud whimpers just lots of them mixed with gasps

ok now if this guy is loud he is VERY loud

if he’s quiet he really is quiet not even any words

however if he’s loud he’ll call you all kinds of praises and tells you how good you are doing

sometimes he also when it feels very good he loudly moans “OH MY”, “T-THIS IS INCREDIBLE”…

one time you and caine were in your dorm and pomni was walking by while you two were at it….

let’s just she couldn’t look at you or caine without immediately looking away and turning red for the next few days

this man likes to take make it romantic either slow or fast

if he’s thrusting slow into you either vaginal or anal he likes to have a good look over your whole body

saying that he also does that for when he goes fast would not be a lie but also not true either

his movements are so sloppy when he’s fast and he’s so lost in pleasure he can’t concentrate which doesn’t mean he doesn’t sometimes glance at your body

😼

ok but this guy didn’t take care of his thing before you came

(if he even has to do that but pretend he does)

the first time you two did it it wasn’t very clean but he made sure to always keep it clean after that just for you <333

this man doesn’t have a high sex drive so he rarely asks you

most times he either notices when your needy or you have to initiate yourself

since he also doesn’t have a high sex drive he rarely takes care of himself

but if he does he only does it in private

BUT if it’s very high and he’s feeling very kinky he’ll ask you too watch

one more thing I feel like to mention he doesn’t like public sex (as public as it can be)

even though he can be very loud SO loud everyone can hear you and knows what you two are doing he doesn’t want anyone to find out

and since everybody is too embarrassed to ask caine abt it he doesn’t know people know abt it

(one time jax called you out for it as consequence you tied his ears into a ribbon after that he didn’t ask again and nobody dared to ask)

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RAAAGGG HOPE THIS IS KINDA ALRIGHT?! THIS ISNT PROOF READ… I THINK I MADE THE HCS TOO LONG RHAJAKEKRKEK REALLY HOPE THIS IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT PLEASING UNG AN ACCEPTABLE!! IM ALSO SCARES THIS IS TOO LONG NFHSHENRM👿👿

PLEAS YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE TELL ME!!

(credit to the art to some guy on r34 don’t ask why I was on it btw)

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

abt to make fried chicken with my little zoingis <333

they’re assisting me :3 RAAAGGGGGHHH

[cainesrealwife]

RAAAHGGHH I LOVE TADC SM ITS SO WIAJSJDKWKWND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY FILLS ME WITH JOY I GIGGLE AND WALK AROUND WHEN I THINK ABT IT I SUQIRM BC I GET SO EXCITED ONE TIME I COULDNT REALLY BREATH BC I GOT SO HAPPY I SQUEAL IN MY PILLOW I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH I NEED MORE WJAJWNQMWME

💖💖

- @cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

ok it’s like 6:36AM For me but I wanna try to write some caine headcannons

(I’ve never did smt like that before)

I won’t do angst I’ll cry grrrr

But otherwise could anyone request some caine headcannon thingys !!?

would do:

fluff

angst but only including comfort

nsfw

jealousy/light obsessive and possessiveness

and other stuff (dating, platonic ect…)

cant/ won’t do:

autism/adhd/add(not as if anything’s wrong with that I just don’t wanna risk writing smt stereotypical which may be offensive since I don’t know enough abt these themes to write them sorry🙁🫶)

medical conditions (since I don’t know much abt stuff like that and again I don’t want to write anything stereotypical even with research I would be scared to say smt offensive)

break up

cheating

abusive stuff

alcohol/drug abuse

yandere/ kidnapping (not big on that sorry)

OC's

intense possessive and obsessiveness

gore

anything really angst-ish

last time I tried this was in February where I deleted tumblr after I forgot abt an request and only saw it again now💔

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

I’ve read this like 3-5 times in the last 2 days I NEED MORE AAAHHH

The reader is the new member of the group and over time Caine begins to feel romantic feelings for the reader, but he doesn't know what they are because he is I.A

Caine falling for the reader

yahoo! first post of today!! ill be slowly chipping through requests today! hopefully i get through all of them! i hope you enjoy!

right off the bat i think he would show some favoritism towards you without even really noticing it, as well as keeping a closer eye on you... which is odd, since it seems that for the most part he leaves the circus members to their own devices

its not really until someone points it out that he actually notices the special attention and treatment hes been giving you

cue the confusion

i mean hes not supposed to get attached to anyone who finds their way into the circus, its not really in his programming

lots and lots of thinking on his part to try to figure out what the hell is going on, and in the process becomes very distant from you

actually he kind of starts pretending you dont exist, problem solved! i mean you're the source of his problem, right?

except

that seems to make things worse, starts feeling guilty about it regardless of if you guys are actually friends or not

i think the only reason he starts to get a grasp on whats going on is because he has seen so many circus members come and go, at least a few of them are bound to have become romantically involved with one another, using past observations to figure out whats going on, you know?

oh

huh

he didnt know he could do that

i think its anyones guess as to how you guys end up together, if at all

but im torn between trying to figure out if he would embrace this or continue to deny it, perhaps both? the favoritism seems to pick right back up

also did i mention that he will not shut up about you? like even before he realizes whats going on hes just. constantly yapping his mouth (head?) about you to anyone who will listen, from circus members to bubble to the mannequins

new in house adventure: make caine shut the hell up/j

"my my, did anyone tell you your eyes are just absolutely gorgeous?" *strikes a little pose in the air and winks* or similar antics to try to gain your favor

i dont think he would make in house adventures easier for you or give you cheats, since the purpose of them is to keep everyone mentally stimulated, but i think hed have some... pointers for you, very vague ones but hey, theyre still there

im not sure if caine would have a room, but i do think he would have his own space, he probably offers to let you see it. youre legitimately the first person to ever receive that offer so congrats

[cainesrealwife]

offical caine plush and figure WHEN

OR ZOOBLE OR GANGLE OR KINGER I NEED THEM RHAHSNDNDNENENA

(snails 04:47 UTC+1 Germany)

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife

[cainesrealwife]

Kinger the silly

Alr kinger is one of my fav next to caine and zooble (caine is my number one teeheheheh😻)

BUT that’s besides the point bc LISTEN TO HIS SCREAMS IN SPANISH DUB

I adore how his VA just put his soul into the scream even more than in the English dub

(Like I mentioned in the post before this I’m in love with the Spanish dub)

sincerely

-@cainesrealwife