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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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thinking about this time when I worked at a certain midwest supermarket chain and one of my coworkers insisted on making smalltalk while we waited for the bus. I told him I was studying sociology and he said very seriously "that's what's up, those pharmacy jobs pay great." fascinating response.

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why dont you read/watch something that forces you to confront the fact that you are capable of feeling empathy for a person who has done deeply cruel or evil things. And maybe you’ll calm down

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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flipping through an evan dorkin comic book and laughing so hard i’m getting the hiccups

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is it that bad if i dont change my underwear daily? i have very bad depression & im currently not on meds, so just getting out of bed is So Hard. doing things like changing my clothes are out of the question. i know im supposed to be consistently changing my underwear, but they stay on for longer than i'd like to admit

hey dude. not my job to validate your underwear choices.

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Was watching the new Furiosa mad max movie (btw overall really enjoyed it). I realised despite not being afraid of making the characters look like they have been living in a wasteland. No one has any body hair. They only hair on anyones body is on their heads.

Its just a funny observation ig. Thats despite caking people in dirt and adding prosthetic wounds and scars body hair seems to be too far.

so like arguably they are afraid of making the characters look like they've been living in a wasteland

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My sister is starting her first dnd game, so I drew her character: Pyrrha, a tiefling bloodhunter

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this year while we all celebrate pride month and celebrate ourselves as well as those who came before us and paved the way for us to do so, we must also think of those in gaza, queer or not, who live every day under a brutal occupation and don’t have that same privilege. happy pride, and may we see a free palestine in this lifetime.

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i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)

brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair

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Does it make it better or worse that people in the rogues fandom keep assigning Weezer fan status to the Riddler, too?

I'm on too much allergy medicine to have any reaction to this

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your blog is the exact shade of blue that i associate with advertisements

this website's hatemail game, etc

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cannot believe this is happening to me on the first day of pride... homophobia in action...

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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partial pride haul 🏳️‍🌈

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ok so since we're asking about sickness and masturbation, is there a scientific explanation for why, the one and only time I had 40C fever, I was insanely horny and had so many orgasms I lost count after 8 (from clit stimulation only)? In maybe 2, 3 hours. Also, I passed out at some point. I usually can't do more than 2, and it has never happened again in 10 years. I'm *fairly* sure I didn't allucinate it, because while it somehow never hurt during it sure hurt the day after.

I was 20 at the time. cis female. I've always wanted to ask my obgyn but I didn't think she'd believe me...

science has nothing to do with that I think god just likes you