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my gaze has lingered on her for quite a while, and tonight is our final engagement. a galaxy ranger? no, i've made a grave mistake. everyone has a past, but for some, their past is a silent abyss, filled with those who drowned in it.

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HONKAI: STAR RAIL — RONDO ACROSS COUNTLESS KALPAS

Some people hold onto memories, while others are haunted by them, unable to escape. That is why I took action. I want to know what she is. What have you done, beautiful “ranger?” … Excuse me... are you asking me?

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when is it my turn.

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Aventurine: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" Ratio, worm-brain activated: "Actually, that would be so hot"

fascinated by the suggestion that he has an unconscious desire for worm sex

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this is so miserable. i want his figure but its $300 fucking dollars. god damn you beautiful

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DAN HENG GETTING A SECOND NENDOROID. HE IS THE FAVORITE

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i feel like someones dad that got lost

strolling onto twt to like all the worm theory posts

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strolling onto twt to like all the worm theory posts

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i opened your blog and my computer blue screened what force field do you have around it

ah sorry i got shy ..

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explaining star rail lore is great because I'm like "ok so basically theres gods. they're called aeons though. ok cool now there's this aeon who's like the god of trolling and their whole deal is that they're a troll (like an Internet troll) and all their followers are trolls. and that aeon made a really smart worm just to troll the aeon of knowledge. the knowledge one was NOT a fan so the troll made a new worm except disguised him as a REALLY hot guy and the aeon of knowledge hates it and wont let him join the faction they run. so instead worm guy (it's mostly a theory but the canon is crazy enough that theories aren't actually that unreasonable) works for the space IRS/FBI (but like the REAL FBI with like the crimes and shit yk)"

[b1adie]

my favorite theory in HSR is that Dr. Ratio is a worm that Aha created

it is so silly and i love it more than anything

"would you love me if i was a worm"

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Have you perhaps heard the theory that Dr. Ratio might be a worm blessed by Aha?

Wait WHAT??? Please, do elaborate 👀

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woah guys who let dr. ratio into omori

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happy pride month

worm theory 4000 notes

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no i don’t know anything. hi where am i

for $1 i will bite aventurine

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I NOTICE EVERYTHING. PROCEED.

COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?

the answer 😏 may surprise you

ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.

you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?

heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.

now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?

i think it’s quite obvious.

my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.

and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.

“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.

nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”