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Two terrible dancers, but they are still trying

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(coming out of a room covered in blood) I started the task

you'd think that since I love making schedules and rules for myself I'd also love following them but it feels more like I'm tying myself to a moving train so that I'm forced to run after it. yk?

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sat him down in front of the league wiki for noxus and the shade order I'm achieving having my father interested in what im talking about this is great I am getting a good grade in father-son bonding which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

Weasiling out of having my father interrogate me about the market economics of silk production in the XVI century by instead talking to him about the religious orders in Ionia

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"so you must have done a lot when you lived there" you'd think so but I stayed home and maybe went to the royal gardens sometimes and like. To tennis class. Wasted Capital honestly.

there's something so funny to me in my being the only exclusively-big-city-childhood guy in all the people I know. There's people in the monastery asking me about my city and I'm just. Yeah it was the capital of the kingdom for a bit. lots to do. many things to see and ways to spend time. infinite number of sushi places and I barely know my own quartiere. And when I ask them the same thing it's like "oh there's three houses and a church and one bus that runs to a village nearby sometimes"

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there's something so funny to me in my being the only exclusively-big-city-childhood guy in all the people I know. There's people in the monastery asking me about my city and I'm just. Yeah it was the capital of the kingdom for a bit. lots to do. many things to see and ways to spend time. infinite number of sushi places and I barely know my own quartiere. And when I ask them the same thing it's like "oh there's three houses and a church and one bus that runs to a village nearby sometimes"

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Weasiling out of having my father interrogate me about the market economics of silk production in the XVI century by instead talking to him about the religious orders in Ionia

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I've never done anything wrong in my life and this is how you treat me

My friends are so mean to me :(

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My friends are so mean to me :(

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between your parents and grandparents, who less worse?

My Grandparents (word I use for my grandmother, my great uncle, and my great aunt, who are all siblings) are by far less worse. They're from the "their father made them, aged 12, swear they'd only ever vote socialist parties" side of the family, a quality that sadly my mother lost

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my girl speak to me

ooh new tmagp Gwen.. gwendolyn ooooh. Biting glass

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ooh new tmagp Gwen.. gwendolyn ooooh. Biting glass

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Average lunch with the grandparents will start with "let's all say a hip hip hurrah that you are here with us for lunch" and devolve into me lecturing my grandmother about geopolitics and napoleonic history with the support of my greatuncle, known communist

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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Ofc youd think waterloo is the best abba song... not trying to shame you your brand is just so strong...

My autism is too strong they'll kill me