nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives
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man left holding head in hands, absolutely suicidal, after sandwich he looked forward to all day is mediocre
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(girl who has isolated herself from all her friends for weeks on end voice) why do I feel like shit right now
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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?
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i want nothing to do with anyone who isn't completely altered by the events of the last eight months
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may the sun shine on yr leg hair often this summer
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sometimed youll feel the pain of the worldd most painful insect bite on like the most random spot on uour body and itll just not be real. your body just did that for no reason
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shout out to the people who still miss their ex best friends whether it’s been days or years. that’s the worst kind of heartbreak.
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I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip
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Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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