#this was scarier

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Headcanon that Bruce doesn’t give the shovel talk to his kids’ partners because 1) everybody in the caped community knows what Batman’s capable of and how protective he is of his children so shovel talks feel redundant and unnecessary, and 2) the constant prolonged fear of a shovel talk that never comes is almost more effective than an actual shovel talk

[protagaster]

[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]

Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!

Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.

[sillysiluriforme]

do you know that one post thats like "spider-man refuses to smoke weed because he's convinced himself that the second he gets high the sinister 666 will descend upon his home and kill him and his family"? i feel like marinette's kinda like that about hawkmoth a little bit

[paintedcrows]

Some Oldies in the 80s AU sketches! Grunkle Stan and Young Ford this time.

They are so funny to me. Like to me Stan is completely secure in his relationship with Older Ford. He has just spent MONTHS alone on the open ocean with the guy. Nothing this Young Ford can throw at him can compare. Ford, still a bundle of ego and grudges, has no idea how to respond. Also Bill is a menace

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

[brainrotcharacters]

Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)

[ruby-cloud]

the ghoul

[desktopartist87]

So did MOB GAMES get sick of kids and content farms liking this game or what

My ass was NOT ready for this guy I swear

[bogleech]

@revretch and I were just talking about how we never see anyone mention this online, or depict it in artwork or in the media. Don't people CARE that a type of tiny ridiculous looking dog was (at least allegedly) bred to be hidden in your sleeves as a "defensive weapon?" Like a Pokemon? Like a real life summon spell? I don't even know for sure if that was ever actually done but it was at least a strong enough theory that they were carried around in sleeves anyway as a flex. The entire suggestion of it is so funny you'd think it'd be in a million cartoons. Or you'd think there'd be people even now dedicated to keeping them hidden in their coats like a gun.

[valtsv]

a side effect of magic systems that drain your life force if you overextend yourself or try to harness more power than you possess should be that your body starts to fall apart as it draws on your reserves to make up the deficit. old wounds should reopen, bones should become brittle and break, your immune system should weaken, and your organs should begin to fail and die if you push yourself too far. your body shouldn't simply crumble to dust, but rot, sloughing away in agonising chunks as the necrosis spreads.

[antonymziie]

more prismbreak billford doodles...

i debated whether or not to keep the text for the top-left sketch for an hour, but i've seen worse on this hellsite. so freaky ford is staying in this sketch set.

[zennesaph]

that which is king of all things, the perfect being

[evilresidentz]

P4 scares me if I think too hard abt it (always thinks too hard about it)

[runby2]

he forgor

[bearingxnorth]

What urbanites think is rural horror: a deep growl coming from within a cave, a shadowy figure ducking behind a tree, cornstalks bending as something moves through them.

What's actually rural horror: the animals and bugs suddenly go silent.

[the-slinkyy]

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