#he's so fond of this dork!
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cas' "oh god you're about to say something stupid aren't you" face is EVERYTHING
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"no hints were dropped" ok not to be that person but here are the hints that were dropped regarding Colin and Trent being gay:
1. Colin mentioning Grindr in a joke
2. Trent touching the arm of a man in the background
Here is one of the hints that Keeley was bi (even though I do believe she's been canonically bi since season 1, but not everyone sees it this way)
1. Her desktop background was in the colors of the bisexual flag
Here were some of the hints that Ted was bi:
1. Bisexual flag colored triangles above his head in the hallucination sequence
2. Inverted pink triangle next to him in that same sequence (and you can't tell me the creators didn't know, when the Homomonument is based on that symbol)
3. Countless (countless!!!) comments about men's physiques ("huge muscular thighs all caked in mud", whistling at a picture of Pep, "look at that head of hair", "he's strong", "he looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats", etc.)
4. About a man (Higgins) and a woman (Rebecca), he had to say: "that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of"
5. Him checking Trent out in the pub in 2x07 (his eyes are up there, Ted!)
6. "It could go either way", "I contain multitudes" and other comments in this vein
7. Bi lighting as he entered the Yankee Doodle Burger Barn
8. Giving similar looks to the female waitress and the male waiters in that restaurant (including a waiter in a cowboy costume that looked like he belonged in a gay club, who tipped his hat at Ted when greeting him)
9. "That's cause you were put into a box", "That box ceases to exist today", the box in the hallucination sequence breaking into triangles (as in the bi triangles and the inverted pink triangke), "we've been playing too rigid", "our guys need freedom", "fast, fluid, free, with full support", the "box that one needs to break out of" being a prominent motif in season 3
10. Wishing Beard called him pet names ("Honey, is that an ingredient or something you just called me?")
11. His crush on Pep
12. The connection between Ted and Colin: "my whole life is two lives, really", both wearing orange in Sunflowers, "I just want to kiss my fella" (Colin doesn't say "fella" , but Ted says it all the time), Ted just needs to get inspired and Colin's play is "inspirational" after he comes out, as per the commentators
And so much other stuff that, had Ted not self-identified as straight (*cough* put himself into a box *cough cough*) , you could make the case that he was canonically bi.
Here are some of hints that there was a romantic connection between Ted and Trent:
1. They hit a lot of romantic beats, and not in the jokey self-aware way in which Roy and Ted hit them in "Rainbow", but in an organic and sincere way
2. They both checked each other out: Trent checked Ted out when Ted was changing in front of him, Ted checked Trent out when Trent came up to him in a pub and hit him with a pick-up line while his date that looked a lot like Ted waited for him outside
3. Did I mention that Trent was on a date with a moustachioed man who dressed in a similar style to Ted? Let's mention it again
4. In that very bar, during a 50 second long conversation, Trent managed to say the word "love" three times. I searched the word "love" in the transcripts of the episodes. There's no other instance in which its frequency is this high
5. "Love our chats" incomplete rule of threes
6. "Sport, it's quite the metaphor" (implied: a metaphor for love; see also "love's a beautiful game" from the song Ed Sheeran wrote for Ted Lasso), "Also makes for a heck of a nickname", "Good night, Ted", "Good night, sport"
7. The soft, romantic, melancholic song playing in the background of this scene, while Ted and Trent are the last ones left in the office, with lyrics such as "When your words begin to crumble like the sidewalks all around this crummy neighborhood / From the chalky cliffs of Dover / I'd come over, I'd start over if I could"
8. Trent wearing sunflower colors in the episode "Sunflowers" and in the finale; sunflowers symbolize Ted's home (it's not subtle). He's the only character dressed like that. I'm still looking for any other explanation other than "Trent is Ted's home"
9. Their constant flirting and the way they look at each other with incredible fondness
10. The entire episode "The Strings That Bind Us". It's structured around Ted and Trent's relationship, and the way Trent changed because of Ted (in season 2, Ted defined a soulmate as someone who changes your life forever). The red string metaphor. Ted points out that soulmates are connected by a string tied to their little fingers. Ted and Trent both extend their little fingers out in similar shots. They are connected by a huge block of red in their last scene of the episode. Ted makes several comments about other men that apply to Trent ("Look at that head of hair", "Frames his face nicely", "My favorite one, he was clean shaven"). Many more details that lead back to Ted and Trent: Nate tells the restaurant owner to tell Jade he said "Hello". Immediately after, Ted and Trent say "Hello" to each other. The map that Nate's father used to ask out his mom has the number 1.3 written on it and an illustration of two people at a table in a restaurant. Ted and Trent went to a restaurant together in season 1, episode 3. The last scene of the episode mimics a "Race for Love" scene from a romcom, with Trent chasing after Ted. Trent also does not say a word to anyone other than Ted in the entire episode. He is completely focused on Ted
11. "Trent, what do you love? Is it writing?" and Trent ends up writing a book about Ted and naming the manuscript after Ted and he only cares about Ted's opinion on it (he leaves the room when Beard starts reading, but stays in the office after hours just to watch Ted read. "I just wanted you to like it.")
11. Trent's crush on Ted, confirmed by Jimmy Lance (and also obvious in the show, if you ask me)
Now, why would I believe that none of these hints were intentional? Maybe some could be explained away, but all of them? The hints we got for Colin, Trent and Keeley were so much smaller than this, and those turned out to be intentional.
anon i wish i could offer you the response you deserve, but i cannot stop rereading this masterpiece & focusing on the portions of evidence you provided that i didn't even pick up on until you laid them out. holy shit
#IM LOSING MY MIND????? HOLY SHIT#anon you provided a THESIS STATEMENT#kissing you on the forehead & sending you flowers & baking your favorite bread#ted lasso#tedtrent#tedependent#trent crimm#there's also the casablanca references between them#& the way in amsterdam trent says there's a van gogh museum night. and where does ted wind up? at the van gogh museum looking at sunflowers#their arcs are foils too. both got divorced around the same time. both have one kid (ted has a boy and trent has a girl)#trent left his wife meanwhile michelle left ted#trent is happier post-divorce meanwhile ted struggles with the loss#there's the wizard of oz motif too and who wears red shoes? trent. it's subtle but he wears what look like red heeled shoes#speaking of shoes....the cheetah print motif is also present with trent#'hes our dork' and ted's fond gaze as he watches trent disappear#there's SO MUCH there dude SO MUCH
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"Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters? 'No, I would not, I would rather be a judgamental dork."
this is genuinely the tamest insult rick has ever given someone. you're telling me he just got rejected by the person he's in love with and even though he's storming off angrily all he has to say is JUDGAMENTAL DORK ?????????
I've heard him call his own GRANDSON a piece of shit so often that it's like his own nickname at this point and yet all he has to say to bp is DORK ??????? that's not even an insult, that's bordering on term of endearment jesus fucking christ
rick my man get UP
#he's so in love with bp shut the fuck up#also i acknowledge this MIGHT be just bp's memory and he might not be as familiar with rick's extensive human insults so he settled for this#but EVEN THEN it's adorable because. he must've heard rick say that before to imagine him saying it here right?#and who tf would rick be calling 'dork' other than someone he's very fond of? someone he.. loves? maybe the very person bp is imagining now?#either scenario is adorable case closed#birdperson#rick#sanchez#birdrick#rick and morty#rnm#r&m#rickternal friendshine of the spotless mort#5x08
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Jannik unable to serve because he was still laughing about the sneeze I can’t
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Me watching Classic Who for the first time
#how am I supposed to not love this dork#who is so bad at flying the tardis#that he jokes to himself about whether he could convince one of his companioms that he landed it on a particular planet on purpose#it's truly wonderful to see his character development#going from a rather grumpy type who wants nothing to do with barbara and ian#to an absolute sweetheart#with a fondness for hitting enemies over the head with whatever's at hand#truly a wonderful character#doctor who#first doctor#william hartnell
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i was thinking more about asmodeus' waterdhavian sona in the car and decided that patience is
a) a lawyer because that was the funniest imaginable thing i could think of, for asmodeus to secretly have a law firm in waterdeep (the dm came up with the slam dunk name 'patience is a virtue legal solutions' for his practice)
and b) significantly shorter than celeste
literally no one who even remotely knows celeste can figure out why they're dating and everyone agrees he's astronomically out of patience's league
#the glasses are obviously not prescription#he just thought looking like a reedy bespectacled little dork was a perfect disguise#who would ever suspect this guy of being an evil deity#part of me really hopes the party gets arrested in waterdeep at some point now#so celeste can be like 'i'm not saying anything until i speak with my lawyer' and asmodeus has to come get him out of jail#anyway i like to think about waterdhavians gossiping about celeste#i mean. his family was like beloved in their neighborhood and celeste is memorable and performs a lot#i like to think he's like a minor local celebrity#also every employee at the law firm is actually a devil in disguise except the receptionist who is a normal human woman with no idea#all of the devils have become extremely fond of her#if you insult nancy's baking you will find yourself being ripped to shreds in the nine hells#i literally just want like a sitcom about this law office now#asmodeus also has like two or three devils who are specifically there to dress up as patience and pretend to be him#since he generally isn't actually on the material plane and doesn't have time to run a small business#doodles#oc: celeste#fel's ttrpgs#dnd: tales from the dancing sea dragon#technically#asmodeus#i do not know what they're looking at in the second photo
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"Thus we were weaving and weaving away when I started at a sound so strange, long drawn, and musically wild and unearthly, that the ball of free will dropped from my hand, and I stood gazing up at the clouds whence that voice dropped like a wing."
For a moment I thought he 'dropped free will' as in he couldn't help but look up at the sky at the sound because he was startled, so he didn't really have a choice in that action. And then I realized that he had been comparing the shuttle (technically his hands) he was weaving with with free will in his metaphor, and the fucking dork probably dropped the yarn and couldn't help phrasing it like that to give the sentence double meaning and be a confusing poetic idiot.
#mobydick47#whale weekly#moby dick#I'm sure it was obvious to many people but English is not even my first language#and it took me a couple minutes and three google translate searches to get the metaphor from the previous paragraph#Also in case it's not clear I'm fond of Ishmael I just think he writes in the most convoluted way possible is a huge dork#and can't shut up to save his life so yeah#Also also I should be blaming Melville not Ishmael but yknow#octubreazul#moby dick quote#this is very late. I'm so slow with posting
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“Maybe we could get some hot chocolate from that cafe, over there?” ( modern au )
This meme (x) | @laviexenrose
Bundled up from head to toe (and with a scarf Isabelle had gifted him, of course), Ben lowered the knitted material from his mouth and grinned, arching an impish brow. “Are you sure that’s such a good idea?” he teased. “As I recall, you and I have a precarious history with hot liquids.”
Soup was the unspoken word lingering between them, and chuckling, he squeezed her gloved hand and nodded. “Fine,” he agreed, “we can stop in. It kind of makes me think of growing up in the country...”
Jogging across the street with her, Ben paused a moment before explaining, “When I was little, there was this tree farm my family and I used to go to, and while my father paid for the tree inside this cozy little shack, they’d always offer hot chocolate and peppermint sticks to the children.” His eyes twinkled at the memory. “Fortunately, I was far less clumsy back then, so I never wore it all over my clothes.” Opening up the café door, Ben gave a dramatic, “Mah-dahm,” before sweeping his arm forward, indicating that Isabelle step on through.
Once she’d done so and they’d gotten in line (along with plenty of other people, who’d evidently all had the same idea), he smiled and almost shyly slipped his arm around her waist, anchoring her snugly against his side. He wasn’t one who believed in PDA -- not the intrusive kind, anyway -- but a part of him felt giddy to hold her so near. “And what about you?” he warmly asked. “Any fond cocoa memories to put mine to shame?”
#laviexenrose#fond reflections#ben x isabelle#v: modern au#//our lovable dorks! :' ) <3#watch ben end up using this as an excuse to go home early#like *spills on self* uh-oh guess i'll need to go home and change ; )))#into a robe like before ; )))#and then he instantly kills the mood#cuz the last time they were in robes they fought about her dad LoL#but idk if this is prior to that or after so nm xD
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I'm making the effort to actually read Stephen King novels, as honestly my only exposure to his work is through film adaptations. I'm currently reading Pet Sematary, and while I think it's too early for me to make judgement on it, I will say the novel gives me an absolutely stronger appreciation for Church that the movie did.
#i already loved him in the movie ftr he's adorable#i will also say i've only ever had boy cats so i honestly just have a fondness for those dorks in particular#you can defo tell king knows how it is lol#pet sematary
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At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)
I am so normal about these old dorks.
I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.
I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.
Oh, and a little bonus comic:
Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)
Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:
Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)
Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃
In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)
Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#comics#i can't believe gravity falls and billford keep on trending almost three full months after the book of bill's release#this is incredible#maybe i will add more tags later idk#i have to go to WORK now blehhhhhh#oh right: Do Not Repost (good luck anyway lol. this is So Many images and all of them are Big XD)
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Etho doodles in which I let my inner dinosaur nerd take over 😔 and also have no idea how to shade
Get it cause he's old and washed up haha... ok but actual raptor Etho hybrid justification below cut
To be honest the main reason was because I really wanted a hybrid in the mix who wasn't some furry creature and a reptile or amphibian or smth instead. Etho still ended up feathered but whatever it's close enough! But for ACTUAL reasoning:
He does feel damn ancient, like an old deity of the mcyt space that no one can dislike. Dinosaurs are the same!! They're old but still thought of with great fascination and fondness, everyone loves dinosaurs...
Dinosaurs are ever so mysterious, as many advancements as we make there's still so much we don't know. Just as we know jackshit about mister Kakashi skin man. Also, there are so many incomplete skeletons out there. I didn't have a particular species in mind for Etho, because where's the mystery in that? He can be one of those 5% skeleton 95% speculation dinosaurs like this guy!! Missing jaw and all
"I'm a runner, not a protector" - so, a raptor, or more specifically the Dromaeosauridae family, which literally has "running/runner" in its name
But! I'm always a fan of stuff going against its nature, especially in this case! Etho states he's not a runner yet protects his allies rather fiercely even in total silence. Eg refusing to kill Cleo in SL or to give away Tango's location during the LimL manhunt, same for Grian in SL. He was a bit flaky in 3L I think? And he only started to have genuine care for allies in LL with Bdubs? Though he is still very much a runner in many cases like during the LL Wither fight. Research also strongly suggests that most if not all raptors were solitary hunters, and the way I see Etho (through my shamefully limited watchtime of his POVs...) he feels a lot like someone who ultimately only trusts himself at the start even if he's pleasant and allying with others, and doesn't seem to think he can carry his weight in groups though he doesn't voice this a lot. That's just how Etho is, very composed, but it feels like there's an insecurity there, showcased especially in SL but again I haven't seen almost any of his POVs in full so maybe I'm talking out of my ass!! Sorry ethogirls I'm only a sidegig ethogirl myself... But yeah tldr to me he gives off the vibe of an otherwise solitary animal struggling to find 100% sure footing in a pack. In whichever ways he does go against his nature, its not usually made a show of
At the mention of a raptor, a lot of people will probably think of the glamourized Jurassic Park Velociraptors. But those awesome guys from the movies are actually the size of chickens. In general though, dinosaurs tend to be a bit.. exaggerated in media, despite how inherently fascinating they already are. And I think it fits Etho because we all know how the Lifers seem to fear and mancrush on him when he's just some dork with perfect capability to become pathetic at a moment's notice. Still, he's a clearly skilled player and still respected without question Etho's not some killer machine like some people make dinosaurs out to be. He's just a fellow creature fulfilling his role in the ecosystem 👍
dinosaurs are cool
The hook-like sickle claws on the feet... something something fishing rod
I swear I'm not turning all my Lifers into hybrids I'm not!! Still plenty normal humans in the mix I swear....... But Etho is such a radical dude, I really wanted to do something more for him. The whole Kitsune thing that I often see associated with him is really cool. I don't actually know the reasoning for it but I assume something something naruto, but also, him being this ancient mythical cryptid who people know so little about, you know? It makes SO much sense. So anyway I turned him into a dinosaur instead rawr
As a herbivore advocate I also considered stuff like the triceratops (known for how they protect themselves and their own) but nah the raptor symbolism...
#ethoslab fanart#ethoslab#listen I have an ankylosaurus as my sona of course Im a dinosaur nerd#trafficblr#I feel so weird having so few tags um.#hey ethogirls how are you doing whats your guys' favorite dinosaurs#tubby art
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tiny moves
"the tiniest moves you make, the whole damn world shakes"
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pairing: jenna ortega x reader
summary: after a date night and declarations of love, you and jenna get discovered by the public and feel a bit like kids again
warnings: mentions of sex, mentions of alcohol, running from fans, cursing, still mostly fluff
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A/N: this was originally called starfucker but i didn’t like the connotation it was giving the story, so i decided to change it to this title instead, which more clearly illustrates the vibe i was trying to give it. it has smut, which is why that was the original name, but i didn't like that it sounded that way
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"Jenna, no," you say with a groan, pushing gently at her wrist. It's holding up the elastic band of your underwear just below your navel, and she looks up at you from where she straddles your waist, with dark, hungry brown eyes, coupled with a cheeky smirk.
She's asking you a question in the gaze, and though you earnestly consider it for a moment, you shake your head. She frowns but gives up, shrugging and letting go of the band as it snaps back against the sensitive, soft skin there, before flopping down on top of you. "Later, then."
From where you lay down in the car, the streetlight overhead narrowly slips in and casts itself right over your eyes in a single band. You're too exhausted to shift with Jenna's head lying against your shoulder, so instead you raise an arm to cover your eyes, still trying to catch your breath.
"We took off everything but your underwear, you know," Jenna says, gently poking you in the ribs with her finger. At the small jolt the movement sends through your body, you feel her smile against your neck.
"Are you really complaining?" you say, laughing softly with your eyes still covered. At the noise, she lifts her head up from off of you, watching your chest rise and fall and propping her chin up on her palm. When you realise she's gone silent, you pull your arm away, only to find her watching you.
The hunger from earlier has faded- or maybe it still lingers. But now her eyes are soft and warm, flooded by the dim streetlight outside, and you're positive that they might be twinkling. You swallow the lump in your throat. "What're you looking at?"
Jenna shrugs. "Just you...," she admits, looking up at the foggy window and then back down. "Did you like your dinner?"
The question is disarming and far from what you had expected, and you must've let it show on your face, because she rolls her eyes with a fond smile. "What?"
"Nothing, it's just you're asking me about pasta, now."
She shrugs. "I was just thinking we could probably go there again, next week. Maybe I'll take Emma and Joy."
"You're a dork," you laugh, shaking your head at her ability to so suddenly shift moods. Five minutes ago she had been moaning out your name and coming for the third time; now she was planning dinner with your cast mates. "Do you think they know by now?" you ask, raising a hand to gently scratch at an itchy spot on your collarbone that was already starting to bruise with an imprint of her teeth.
Jenna shakes her head. "I don't think so. I mean, we're pretty good at hiding it." She pauses, smirking at you. "Or, at least I am."
"Hey, friends can tell each other they look pretty."
"Every day?" she raises her eyebrows at you.
"Well, if they look pretty every day...,” you imply. Jenna’s eyebrows raise even higher. “But fine, I'll start telling Georgie he looks pretty too, if it makes less obvious."
"(Y/n), baby, I think that would make it more obvious."
"Hm," you hum, putting your arms back and pushing up from the leather seats. You move back to lean up against the interior car door and Jenna follows you, leaning her head against your chest once you settle. "You have that big scene tomorrow, right? With Hunter?"
She nods against you. "That's what Tim said. I think he wanted to move it up the schedule. He wants to get it out of the way before we film the one with you because of CGI stuff. More time to work on it and make it look good, or something. I don't really know why, but he said the stages were super expensive and—"
"—I love you."
It leaves your lips before you can think twice, not that you would anyhow. There's just something about the fire in her eyes when she speaks. The small crinkle in her nose when she's talking about some sort of problem.
It catches her off guard, interrupting her train of thought to leave her with her mouth hanging open in surprise, and you immediately scramble to cover for the silence. "Sorry, you don't have to say it back if you don't want to. I know it's only been a couple months so—”
But she cuts you off with a kiss, reaching up and turning herself around in your lap. Her arms wrap around your neck, pulling herself flush against you, skin to skin, in a messy kiss, and you're left gripping tightly to her thighs, which bracket your waist. Jenna's hand weaves itself into your hair, tangling itself there as she makes no move to pull away or stop for air.
You can feel her lipstick smearing itself against your lips even more than before, and she pulls away for only a moment, before she reconnects with you, the very tip of her tongue meeting yours. You stay like that for a while but it still is not long enough, and she pulls away, leaving you both heaving, and attempting to catch your breath.
"I love you too," she nods against you, placing a kiss on the tip of your nose and then up on your forehead. "You stole my line."
"We can share," you hum against her, feeling your heart flutter in your chest. It's a miracle and a half, and you can remember in your mind just how much you almost refused to be on the show, and just how catastrophic that would have been.
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Neither of you are entirely sure just how long you sit in the car, but after what you later realise was twenty minutes of just sitting in silence, you both figure it's probably time enough to get home. Jenna clambers off of you, reaching forward to the passenger seat to where you had thrown her underwear and sweatpants.
You hear her groan as you're tugging your own socks on. "What's wrong?" you ask, raising your eyebrows at her in concern. It immediately goes away, when she turns back to you, holding her jumper up.
"Enrique is going to kill me. This is his, I asked to borrow it and you got it all wrinkly when you took it off."
"Sorry," you wince. "You just looked so pretty?" you offer, as a bad attempt at an explanation, and Jenna rolls her eyes at you, shaking her head with a smile.
"Come on, we need to get home," she sighs, looking a bit tired. By 'home' she really means her place. You have a flat of your own too, in the town you're filming in, but you've spent fewer and fewer nights there the more that you and Jenna began to talk. Even though you haven’t officially moved in together, she’s just started calling her place home, and intentional or not, you won’t correct her because that wouldn’t actually be correct.
Once you’re both dressed, you pull open the door of your car, helping her out and closing it behind her. You click the fob on your keys, looking around the car park for other people. It’s quite late, and you’re rather pleased that both the park and the street outside look empty.
Jenna’s walking a few feet in front of you, but with the empty street, you take complete advantage, catching up to her and grabbing her hand. She looks over at you with a worried expression, but it melts away to excitement when she realises no one else is nearby to ruin the moment. She laces her fingers in yours, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.
Neither of you are too sure how long you can keep the charade going, or when you'll open up the internet and see you and Jenna on the very cover of some shitty tabloid, but it's nice to have your peace. Most people could just be peacefully in love in public, but for you and Jenna, it would always be a minefield.
You turn the corner with her hand in yours, both of you wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night to hide your faces. But it does nothing to stop the group a few feet away from stopping and staring at you. They're a bunch of teen girls, staring at you and Jenna with their mouths dropped open in immediate recognition, and immediately you see one take out her phone.
"Shit?"
"Shit," Jenna replies with a nod. Before you know what's happened, she's tugging you by the hand, dragging you behind her and breaking out into a gentle run. You follow after her, hearing the girls behind you begin to call out both of your names, but neither of you turn around.
It's a bit funny, and you're laughing as it happens, both out of the insanity of the situation and how fun it feels to run with her and the wind rushing past, and she pulls you into the doorway of her building, punching in the numbers and then grabbing you by the hand again.
You both race up the stairs and through the door, shutting it behind you, laughing like children at the insanity. You know your cover is blown. Someone would probably say something, and by morning those dreaded articles would be run. But you also know that if you were going to announce to the world that you loved anyone, you'd want it to be her.
Jenna giggles against you, leaning against the hallway of her flat to catch her breath. In between a couple of heavy breaths of your own, you whisper, "Do you think they saw us?"
She snorts. "I think it's safe to say so."
"Sorry," you frown. "It was kind of my fault... are you mad?"
But she shakes her head. "Not really. We both knew it would happen eventually. And, well... I love you. So really, what better time is here?"
You pull her gently into a kiss by your hand cupping cheek, holding her until you feel a hand inch towards your waistband again. "Really?" you laugh against her. "Now?"
"I did say later, didn't I?" she smirks.
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hope you liked it! had a whole bunch of fun and have been sitting on it for a while now, so it was good to finally get it out there!
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#the bin#my kitties are here!!! i missed them SO MUCH#theres 4 of them here but trubbish will be going to a shelter p much immediately. she would already have gone but there were none accepting#cats back there so she will go to one here#scooter might be going too but we are looking to see if anyone we know will take him. i love him so dearly with all my heart and i wanna#keep him but we just cant keep that many and omen and asbestos are more important to me#the other 2 (including coffee) are gonna go to my mom and siblings. we at least only have to let go of 2. scooter is gonna hurt to say bye#hes so sweet and precious and i love him. he likes to be held like a baby and to claw your chest and stick his nose in your mouth whenever#you speak. his nickname is scgoober bc he is such a little dork baby. such a bastard. i love him so much. i remember when i found him#but i just cant ket go of my other ones either. im so bappy to see asbestos again. i missed him so much#im happy to see omen too#i should post some pictures of them. omen us bigger than she was when i left. her belly is also still shaped funny. i think its permanent#she got a real bad infection after getting fixed and her belly got all drooped down and she is healthy now but her belly is still shaped#kinda weird. her and asbestos bith have weird misshapen body parts. his tail is so silly. whenever he tries to move it the way other cats#do it looks like he is waggging it bc it doesnt move quite right. i should take a video bc its adorable. he is trying so hard to do that#thing where they do a slither motion with their tails but his tail is broken and short and it just doesnt work. its adorable#sorry i know theres a lot of words here. i tried keeping it concise but this IS me being consice#i could talk abt my kitties for hours. especially bc ive missed them and now they are here! i wanna see bibben and coffee too but alas i#cannot anytime soon. im sad that im naver gonna see my dog again. i wish i couldve said bye more. he is such a good dog#ive never been fond of literally any dogs except him. i was his fav person but he loved everyone a lot. he is so sweet and good. i miss him#its not as hard to let go of him as it is to let go of scooter though. i cared for baby kitten him and he was so tiny and so sweet#now he is a bastard man and would never let anybody do what he used to but he is still so affectionate. if you sit on the couch he likes to#come and headbut you right in the face. this is the cat who broke my nose#hhh. i really dont know if ill be able to say bye to him. the fact he broke my nose kinda makes me love him more cause its funny it happene
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"give me the soup, boys, and free my soul, i wanna get lost in this fuckin' bowl, and slurp away."
eddie sings as he carefully cradles the bowl of soup he pulls from the microwave above the stove and sets it down on the counter. he does a little shimmy with his hips, spinning around and flinging open the drawer to grab a spoon.
steve watches him from the kitchen table, one eyebrow raised behind his glasses and his lips quirked up in a small smile.
eddie continues to sing under his breath until he reaches a high note in his little made up song and uses the handle of his spoon as a microphone.
he catches steve's eye and shoots him a grin, one that’s bright and happy and makes his dimples pop.
"see somethin' ya like, sweetheart?" he teases, walking to the table with his soup in hand. it's tomato basil, steve sees, with shredded mozzarella mixed in because eddie refuses to eat it any other way. his house slippers shuffle against the linoleum because they've both got the day off and it's early afternoon and they haven't done a single thing other than lounge around the house in their pajamas.
"just thinking about how much of a dork you are," steve tells him. his tone is soft and fond and he loves eddie so so much.
eddie takes a big slurp of his soup, cheese hanging from his mouth. "i hate to break it to you, stevie," he says, slurping the cheese up too, "but if you're just now figuring that out, you're gonna be in for a rude awakening for everything else."
his grin never wavers, eyes shining in the sunlight filtering through the kitchen window.
steve lifts his mug of tea to his mouth to hide his smile, hoping the universe will let him spend forever with this man.
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How they react to you wearing their shirt/jacket/coat
Adam
He never viewed himself as possessive, yet seeing you wearing one of his band tees was a sight to behold.
You were supposed to be a one-night fling, a groupie obsessed with the first man.
You were so much more though, as you didn't see him for the titles or power but as Adam the angel, Adam the human, and Adam the Rock fanatic.
He never wanted to be tied down and committed to one woman, not after Eve, but you adorned in his clothes, now that did something to him.
Soon, his shirts became your shirts, and the label of best girl that was a friend became just girlfriend as he made you his permanently.
Nothing excited him more than watching you happily run around the other angels marked by him just from the cringy band tee.
Domestic life never struck him as a necessity until you came around, and soon, he went from a possessive boyfriend to a domestic husband.
Alastor
He would never let a lady be cold. It was just not right, and his momma raised him to be a good man, even if he was a cold-hearted killer.
You were nothing more than a colleague at the forsaken hotel, and you would remain that way as did every other person in his life. He was a transactional man, after all.
He was so confused when he saw you wrapped up in his coat as you two made your way to Rosie's to pick up meat for the hotel. Witnessing you bundled up gave him a warm feeling.
You were just the same old you that he grew fond of filling the hotel, yet you suddenly became so much more in that instant as you looked up at him smiling.
Soon, his jacket became a staple of your wardrobe, as he found every excuse to drape it over your shoulders and ensure your comfort.
His courting seemed to have some effect on you because he couldn't hold back the genuine grin as you asked him out on a date months later with that same red jacket wrapped tight around you.
Love was something he had never considered, yet looking at you and the way his presence so nicely wrapped around you, he figured he could give this thing called love a shot.
Lucifer
He wouldn't say he was possessive of his top hat, yet he did have a knack for not letting it get into the hands of others.
You were a trusted friend, though, and the thought of you playing with it or messing with it never bothered him, yet his reaction to you wearing it was not what he was expecting.
As he turned from his latest duck to see you happily wearing the white hat, a swell of pride overtook him. You were his just for a moment.
The thought scared and excited him all the same as he quickly realized the feelings he was having. He wasn't an idiot. He knew better than to question love like this.
However, he was scared and so worried you would turn him down and leave him like Lilith did all those years ago. Yet you always stole that stupid hat, and each time you smiled and wore it, he grew one step closer to just asking you to be his.
You beat him to the punch, though. Upon returning his prised head accessory one night, a note was attached to the red band around it that asked simply, 'Will you go out with me?'
He never said yes quicker in his life, and before he knew it, just like his hat became something he loved seeing on you, he also began to love seeing his hand wrapped warmly around yours.
Husk
His suspenders were a staple of his everyday life, and he never went a day without wearing them since his chains appeared around his neck.
However, watching you stroll out of his bathroom and wearing them made him laugh and be awe-struck.
Yeah, you looked dorky, but you were his dork, and in that moment, the world seemed to align just for the time being. No sad or depressed thoughts, just you right there pretending to be him and being so fucking happy about it.
Slowly the guilt and fears ate at him, though, due to him worried you would see just how fucked he was mentally and physically being chained to Alastor.
Yet you always grabbed those suspenders and put them on to cheer him up, and eventually, he couldn't help but buy you a matching pair of your own so you two could match.
He felt so close to you when you accepted him for all he was and would continue to be, and it was refreshing for once to know the world wasn't crashing down on him as long as your smiling face was around.
Although he never officially asked you out, it was clear to anyone with eyes that you two were reserved for one another. From the loving soft looks, to the matching suspenders, you two were everything to one another.
Vox
His watch was a timepiece, to say the least. He may have been the future this, that, and everything, yet his watch would forever be the classic fifties Rolex.
He never let it out of his sight or far from his person yet the day you unclasped it and asked to look it over he had no problems letting you.
He knew things were getting serious when it came to you. He was growing more attached and in love by the day, yet when you put on his watch and showed him how it swallowed your arm in size, he couldn't help but smile and laugh.
You were so fragile and too good to be stuck with someone like him and the Vees, yet you were always loyal and faithful, which he adored and needed in his life.
As you hung around him the watch became a fidget toy for you, he would quickly take it off as soon as he saw you and hand it over allowing you to paly with it and look over the intracacies.
He enjoyed how happy it made you and how he could practically feel your warmth radiating from the cold metal when you returned it to him.
The day he asked you to be his, he used no Voxtech or any equipment he normally sold; instead, he bestowed upon you a simple small Rolex to fit your wrist and match you to him.
Prompt assistance: @literallurker
#x reader#headcanon#lunarwritings#moons#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbinhotel#adam x reader#alastor x reader#lucifer x reader#husk x reader#vox x reader#adam headcanons#alastor headcanons#lucifer headcanons#husk headcanons#vox headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon
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"Oh." Eddie blinks when he sees him, winces just a little.
"Yeah," Buck sighs mournfully.
"Okay, let's get you patched up, bud." Eddie waves the first aid kit in his hands, and Buck tries not to smile at the dork, but then—
"Good luck with that, Diaz," Tommy says as he ducks out from the living room. Eddie flinches just a little like he'd forgotten who had called him in the first place. "He won't let anyone touch him."
Eddie's eyebrows twitch halfway up his forehead, and he cuts a glance at Buck. It's all big, brown eyes. So soft and inquisitive. Buck swears the pain in his cheek fades in that moment. But then the eyes roll and turn to that fond, teasing belligerence that just makes Buck feel warm all over.
"You still think you're cursed," Eddie says. And it's not a question, but he nods in answer anyway. "Buck."
"Eddie," he shoots back. "Look at me."
"No thanks." Eddie wrinkles his nose.
"Exactly." Buck turns back to the windows, folding his arms and hunching in on himself.
Footsteps. Eddie's cologne. Eddie. He's backlit by the sun, and Buck thinks if anyone were ever to break a curse it'd be someone who looks like this. Ethereal, beautiful, divine maybe.
Eddie crouches down in front of him, and Buck flinches backwards. Eddie holds his hands up, eyes back to that terrifying sincerity that makes Buck want to peel his own skin off.
"Hey, we met in September, right?" he asks. Buck frowns.
"Uh, um, yeah I think so." Knows so. The 23rd of September to be exact. But that doesn't seem important right now.
"Okay, well it's October now, so it's been a little over six years since you promised to have my back then." Buck's breath catches. Eddie just keeps looking at him, steady as the ground beneath their feet. Buck feels like an earthquake. "Which means it's been just over six years since I promised to have your back. And that meant ladder trucks on your leg and lightning bolts, sure. But poker games and a couch to sleep on too. It also, despite my skepticism, means curses too. So..." Eddie holds out his hand. "Let me have your back today?"
"Only if I can have yours," Buck replies breathlessly, couldn't look away from Eddie if he tried, even when Tommy clears his throat. "I mean, you know, when the curse inevitably gets you too." Buck takes Eddie's hand, watches as a brilliant smile takes over his face like the most beautiful sunrise Buck has ever seen.
They shake. It lingers a little too long. But it's okay, Buck thinks, because Eddie lingers in every touch as he tends to Buck's cheek. It's okay, Buck thinks. It'll be okay.
#sami rambles#not my best but again. i am on the floor of a random hallway in uni writing this on my phone before class#911 spoilers#911 show#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buck x eddie#911 spec
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