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rafterdarkr · 2 months ago

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

#the lotus eaters are a bunch of drunks in the airport lounge #charybdis is the baggage carousel his suitcase gets stuck on #calypso's island is the TSA holding cell he gets put in for 7 hours etc. etc. you see the vision.#the odyssey #tagamemnon #fic prompt

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badolmen · 11 months ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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deadpanwalking · 5 months ago

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HELP

#this is gonna be the only thing to make me laugh today. there are still 10 hours before i get to pass out but i know these things

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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some domestic shadowlachs <33

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowlach #shadowheart #karlach #i just think they should do eachother’s hair and be cosy and also have a lot of rowdy gay sex #also if you watch jen and aliona's streams the 3rd one is based on when jennifer english LOCKS IN #they've def been there for like 8 hours. the pyjamas are there but the makeup is still on #yet another shadowlach print for the shop whoops #i'm going to try and get at least the shadowlach things done by mcm because i know some people wanted them signed by jen/sam #not to be dramatic but i would weep

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iscariotapologist · 6 months ago

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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

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oobbbear · 2 months ago

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More portal fiddleford

This is set after they’re a bit more used to dimension hopping, and their relationship is healing in progress :]✨

#alone together au #my art #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #fiddauthor #gravity falls #I’ll try not to post in this unholy hour #but I really don’t get other time to draw #this might be ooc?

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ardri-na-bpiteog · 9 months ago

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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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mentor

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #jjk art #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #pulled another allnighter fr Angst's sake cries i havent slept.......but i couldnt help myself i was out all DAY i hadnt drawn all DAY #do u know what that does to a mf i felt all antsy and Wrong #so i cracked an energy drink i think i may have a problem honestly but hey at least u get ur daily dose of megumi angst #remember how i said i considered including gojo in the yuuji/tsumiki/megu squared train piece #well this is me making up fr Not including him there #i ws right his and megumi's relationship deserves its own homage smile :)#anyway @ anon who wanted a gojo/megumi hug.....ik it's not exactly a hug but you can forgive me im sure <3 #dare i say it's better than hugs jeremy.....#honestly fr all my gripes w gojo i Did get kind of emo abt this?? but i feel like. the majority of my emotions r on megumi's behalf #also might have been the mukashi mukashi no kyou no boku on repeat that'll also do it #seriously debated putting translated lyrics as the caption but it feels like a copout doing 2 lyric-captions in a row #also i do have some shame. miku lyrics r a bit.#anyway art notes uhhhhh finally got gojo's hair to not look Yuuji #who knew the trick was to make it longer smh maybe sleep deprivation n 10 hours of staring at a screen Does make simple problems hard #oh file name 'proud of you' btw

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spacespacespace · 2 months ago

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Dick: so if it’s you or the laptop-

Tim: me. 100%.

Dick: …your not even gonna pretend to think?

Tim: about what? I can always just rise from the dead but my laptop-

Dick: what?

Tim: what?

Dick: what made u think you can rise from the dead?

Tim: well Jason did it so it’s obviously not difficult

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Jason, in his safe house reading a book: I feel a chill or disrespectful in the air.

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Dick: alr can you at least lie abt it

Tim: ughhhh

Dick: for me *flutters eyelashes*

Tim: Fine. *says in monotone voice* If it were either me or my laptop to be destroyed I would choose … the laptop.

Dick: thank you Timmy

Damian, walking past: Richard even you know that’s an outright lie.

#after Tim hugs his laptop mumbling apologies for the next hour #this is the closest thing I’m getting to writing these days #batfam #incorrect batfam quotes #this qualifies right?#Tim drake #dick Grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batfamily #dc #Batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #shut up san

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egophiliac · 6 days ago

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gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #malleus draconia crown prince of briar valley descendent of the witch of thorns and a mage of frightening power: ooh big splashy #(my brain INSTANTLY to this very day: hit 'em with a splash attack)#honestly though yeah i do just want to see malleus having a really good fun day in the rain looking at some big stone fellas #it's gonna be three solid hours of him lecturing us on the minutiae of stone masonry and i'm gonna be hooked on every second #remember kids: aqueduct means you're in luck #if there's no water spout then get it the heck OUT

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mynnthia · 6 months ago

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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him #what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes #bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him #and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good #even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here #but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online #(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline #mynn.txt #dm text #crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so

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thatskindarough · 6 months ago

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HAPPY GAY

#I didn’t want to post this but it took me 10 hours because I couldn’t get Crowley’s pose #I hate it but spite will win in the end #good omens #art #illustration #my art #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #practice #pride #gay #asexual win bottles #Crowley’s gender-fluid pin #aziraphales agender pin #they get their own tags

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grantwilson · 1 year ago

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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

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yellowistheraddest · 10 months ago

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our favourite wine mom nailing awful pictures on her wall at 3am <3

and the culprit of the allegations becoming true:

#give a bitch with a hyperfixation 4 hours and youll get 7 pages worth of drawings #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #fan comic #myellowart #fanart #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #zoro #roronoa zoro #perona #ghost princess perona

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jojaxcola · 13 days ago

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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv sam #sdv shane #stardew valley sam #stardew valley shane #jojamart mockumentary #my art #so the first time i really watched the office was earlier this month #when i was on a nine hour flight and the third season was available in the in-seat entertainment #and like #i get it now #and if you see a continuity error on shane’s hat #uhhhhhhhh they’re two different hats 🤫#and also #i didn’t realize i made sam’s hair that dark #ngl i just eye dropped from my halloween drawing of him #and totally forgot i darkened it there for the vibe

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colourmeastonished · 1 year ago

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Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

#i have this fantasy of one my able bodied friends and or coworkers occupying my body for like an hour #just to get a real sense of how much i am truly weathering hellfire every day of my life #sometimes i take stock and im like holy crap ive gotten so used to so much #im a frog in a pot and ive convinced myself the bubbling is just fun ambience #my thoughts #invisible disability #chronic illness #chronic pain

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