#and i refuse to elaborate further

[anxiousapplepie]

i find it kind of funny in a sad way how housemaiden!siffrin is the only one to keep both eyes

do you think they see the other sifs and go "wh. what happened to all of you??? what did i miss????????????"

Yes, it is funny and sad. But consider! CONSIDER: all the other Sifs are going to immediately start pulling out every eye pun they can think of and housemaiden!Sif is going to be deeply bemused and strangely left out that THEY didn't lose an eye for cool and mysterious backstory reasons Then Traveler!Bonnie whacks Housemaiden!Siffren from behind like "YEAH YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT. STUPIDFRIN."

[peonycats]

zero days since our last racial caricature in the hetalia tag, i repeat, zero days since our last racial caricature in the hetalia tag

[ffcrazy15]

I need a whole fic where the Cerritos is mistaken for the Enterprise by some type of alien with very high intelligence but very poor visual recognition, for whatever reason.

And Freeman either can't or is too scared to convince them that they're not the Enterprise, so she starts desperately assigning everyone to various roles. Boimler gets assigned as Data, and since he and Mariner are the only people on the ship who play string instruments, the captain orders them to put together some sort of "symphony" because the aliens have heard that that's a thing on the Enterprise.

And it's just Mariner and Boimler frustratedly trying to figure out how to combine her electric guitar skills and his traditional violin skills into something suitably "symphonic" (i.e. thematically trying to combine her more lax/modern way of doing things with his more strict/traditional way).

[holographic-mars]

YOU FOOL. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. YOUVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP

So anyways, thinking about how Cosmos is a very affectionate drunk and when he gets drunk around Soundwave he’ll start rambling about how beautiful and smart and wonderful he is and how insanely in love Cosmos is with him, and its super lame and embarrassing and makes Soundwave giggle bc damn. This guy is sooo lame and it’s really cute.

At some point they end up around the Lost Light crew and after shift Cosmos goes drinking with some others (cdrw, tailgate, nautica, lotty, others, etc etc) and he gets a little too drunk and accidentally starts talking about how crazy stupid beautiful Soundwave is. Eventually Soundwave, followed by meggy, roddy, rav, Magnus come into the bar and everyone is trying to shut cosmos up bc nobody knows they’re together and doesn’t want Cosmos to embarrass himself or say anything that’ll screw up his friendship with soundwave. Cosmos, seeing that Soundwave is with professional company, quickly shuts up bc he doesn’t wanna embarrass soundwave. Or at least he tries to shut up.

It works as well as you’d think. They approach the table, Soundwave quickly notices cosmos is drunk (and staring at him like a sad desperate puppy) and has to take a moment to stop himself from giggling before casually suggesting that Cosmos retire for the night because he’s clearly had too much to drink (ravage, already knowing this is going to go horribly, decides she needs a drink).

Cosmos clumsily (and eagerly) agrees and stumbles out of his chair, before telling soundwave how smart he is for the suggestion . Soundwave thanks him and asks if he needs someone to help him get back to his hab. Cosmos says no, and then tells soundwave hes the smartest mech he knows. And the prettiest. Soundwave thanks him again, amusement coloring his field. Nautica starts hushing cosmos, tailgate and rodimus are laughing behind their hands. Meg and Magnus look horrified.

Cosmos realizes his error and drunkenly apologizes which soundwave dismisses, and again suggests he goes to his hab and sleep. Cosmos nods, but then shakes his head and says he’d rather stay because soundwave is here, and not in his hab. Nautica and lotty quickly get up, grab cosmos, apologize profusely to Soundwave and drag cosmos away before he says anything else. Soundwave sighs quietly, not upset, more amused, but knows he’ll have to explain a lot to the shocked and horrified upper command of the lost light. Not that it’s any of their business, of course.

The next morning Cosmos (hungover and deeply embarrassed) apologizes to Soundwave numerous times for embarrassing him in front of others. Soundwave tips his head in amusement, has nothing to be embarrassed about, Cosmos is his courtmate and he won’t be embarrassed about that (ravage did damage control, telling megatron that cosmos worships the ground soundwave walks on and Soundwave deserves nothing less. Even if it’s just a stupid little autobot, Soundwave is happy and that’s all that matters. Megatron quickly shut up after that). He rubs gentle circles across Cosmos’ back as the poor mech nurses his hangover and pings lotty and nautica an embarrassed ‘thank you’ for rescuing him.

ANYWAYS TEHE. I LOVE THEM . ITS 4AM AND I WONT STOP THINKINF ABOUT THEM ❤️❤️💚💚🛸🛸🛸🛸

[splo0shh]

Hmm....

smash.

[schistcity]

that bit really early on in one piece when they're fighting some minor villain and he whips out a half-dog-half-gun and they're like "so what your dog at the gun-gun fruit or something?" and the villain is like "are you fucking stupid? it's a gun that ate the dog-dog fruit". yeah. unparalleled television.

[baylardian-1]

some horse doodles :)

my cringe tf agenda with lil cheese is that they gradually develop draconequus features as they age bc pinkie had all the chaos magic for a hot minute lol

but i dont wanna get too crazy with MIDS til i make the final form

[alicornze7]

Jaxune Miku jumpscare

sorry i couldn’t do her his design justice

inspired by @revienta-viejas-2000

[artie-doko]

Hey Shiori have you seen AO-chan anywhere?

[trainingdummyrabbit]

save me donqui save m

[banes-favourite]

What do you think is Gortash’s favourite fruit?

Definitely grapes

[a-s-levynn]

"Even if the sky cracks in mourning / And the heavens just won't open up for me" A Series of Small Offerings - II/12 - day20

[bricknmortar]

you ever see dudebros posting their rick and morty “theories” on reddit and its like no babygirl that’s a headcanon

[mylonelydreaming]

There's too much... potential. In the fact that the tri-rod could replicate Link or Zelda...

[ratsbanes]

fyodor plays the cello

dazai plays the violin

chuuya plays the guitar

and ranpo plays the piano

i dont make the rules

[mushroom-cartel--writing]

unnamed, a recourse

You call him dear and he agrees to it without hesitation.

…

It takes a few seconds for him to realise what he’s done. But it’s too late—his mouth is already running off—he’s asking you for nicknames. 

A sly grin breaks out onto your face. You’ve caught him off-guard and you’ll take as much as you can get.

You suggest things like darling, honey, sweetie, beloved and all those affectionate pet names lovers share (which the two of you are most definitely not… Yet. Argh! Focus!), and he says yes to every single one of them because he’s a fool digging his own grave; but the most damning one of them all, the one that nearly sends him reeling, fevers his face profusely to the point of dizziness, and makes him want to choke you just to get you to shut up and stop teasing him (because that’s all this is to you, isn’t it? Some game to toy with him!), the last of your exhaustive list is: my heart.

All the thoughts in his head stop like waves crashing against rock.

Your grin, which he previously thought malicious, over the course of the conversation, has become a small, fond smile.

“Is that alright?” you ask. You lean in close and whisper into his ear, “My dear heart.”

Of course, he silently agrees, anything for you. Anything for you. And then he shoves you off him and stalks away. He half-remembered the presence of Paimon and Lesser Lord Kusanali but he can feel their eyes boring into his back all the more now. You were too close for comfort just then. If he had let you linger in his space any longer, he might have… might have… 

How embarrassing.

You’re foolish to ignore the signs—or perhaps you’re pretending not to notice for his sake? What with his newfound freedom and autonomy—of what magnitude a scale his feelings for you are.

…

(Wouldn’t that be nice. A pair of fools. A wanderer and a traveller. How perfect.)