#Well maybe not smart
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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For the twins in time AU, I genuinely wonder what kind of people the young twins grow up into because of Stan’s/Ford’s influence. Especially if it takes years for the portal to get fixed.
(Sorry if it seems like I already sent this question, I don’t know if it got sent the first time I asked)
I haven’t fully fleshed out how Ford grows up in the past but I do have thoughts on Stan presently
#he’s still his goofy brash self as well#but I do think he gets an outlet for all that through monster hunting and trips and stuff#he does get comfortable here though…#I’m thinking we have something play out that’s similar to the science fair#where they get close to being able to send him home and he breaks something or maybe even purposely sabotages it…#and I think he sneaks out a lot too#maybe he uses the secret identities in that way like when he’s in town he’ll pretend to be Pinley pinington#and that’s how he develops his scammy/improv skills#FORD ON THE OTHER HAND#I think he might actually be MORE emotionally stunted because Stan tries so hard to protect him#that it goes the other way#they kind of become reliant on each other in a really unhealthy way or maybe Stan sort of steers ford away from his smart stuff#to prevent the future from happening#not maliciously but yk#like I said I haven’t fleshed his story out as fully yet so I will get back to you#but there are some interesting possibilities#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#Stan pines#Stanley pines
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I think it's absolutely adorable how Movie Mike and Vanny's relationship is like this
But Mike's still comfortable sleeping on her shoulder and in the palm of her hand.
I think that's sweet.
They’ve gotten to know each other better, so he feels safe to sleep around her
#ask reply#if that’s smart of him I’ll let yall decide BAHA#YES maybe sometimes she does a little evil now and again#but that’s okay everyone has their flaws 🙏🏾#also no matter how cool Vanny is she’s also still a fail girl at heart#so they match pretty well pff
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i really can not stand the “fandom is so fun we’re all just projecting and making shit up” thing. because no i actually deeply admire the canon of my favorite media and all the intention and care and craft put into it. we are not the same.
#ur supposed to do that when the source material sucks#when theres huge gaps worth filling whether its in representation or just bad writing or SOMETHING fundamentally unexplored#when the source material is good and smart and has like 2 decades worth of really well developed characters with psychological complexity#stories about queerness and mental illness and neurodivergence and shit. all right there in canon. ripe to pick and dig ur teeth in#WHY BOTHER MAKING SHIT UP it just. dumbs down everything.#not to be like a rick and morty redditor going umm ackshully u need a high iq to understand this show ☝️🤓#but like. it’s true maybe? media literacy is kicking half this fandom’s ass#im not talking about anyone in particular just a general trend im seeing getting worse
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im mad stressed over school which means more ben whishaw!!! enjoy :3
#ben whishaw#I draw him a normal amount#I promise (lying)#uhh tags#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#csp#guys uni is gonna be the death of me#placing my worth in academia is not a smart move but#I did it anyways and it’s not gonna end well#also my complicated relationship to the creation of art is coming in to slam me with art block!!#ever get so insecure you can’t enjoy the process or feel like anything you’ve ever made is something to be proud of#anyways#maybe I’ll post again soon#who knows lmao
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A brute is rampaging in the Brockton Bay downtown area by my apartment, causing a general ruckus
Me, a thinker 3: Well well well, look at this. Another Brute class thinking that because they are big and strong means they're better than everyone else. Would you be surprised to learn that I'm a thinker? Do you even know what that means buster? My mind is running a thousand calculations a minute to beat you, to turn every move against yourself. Your silly little musclebound tantrum cannot begin to compare to my genius intellect, truly brains are better than braw-
He hits my body once with a single finger, turning me into a fine red mist
#honestly while a lot of the esoteric powers presented in Worm and other superhero stuff are cool#I often find myself thinking that I would prefer to have a straightforward power than anything else#Its a lot easier to do well at villainy when your win condition is Punch Bad Man#not to say that such abilities would be inherently better#but they would certainly be easier to work with#unfortunately being smart or able to tinker doesn't save one from blunt force trauma#maybe if a thinker power let me make lots of money easily or something#alas I am not a thinker I am a doer#wormblr#parahumans#worm#worm web serial
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actually I think that neil josten is very smart. he’s quick, clever, and a MATH nerd. he’s a polyglot! he keeps decently good grades despite having a VERY unstable schooling. he knows how to manipulate people to get information/people to do what he wants. he’s incredibly observant and is able to predict what the people around him are going to do. he’s so so smart
and he’ll throw all those braincells out the window when he’s with his bestie, matthew donavan boyd
#neil josten#matt boyd#aftg#when neil and matt hang out they hand over their braincells to andrew and dan for safekeeping#they’re so stupid with each other#like they are just goofy best friends who do stupid shit with each other#and maybe hug a lot#also for the record I think matt is also very smart#his parents were rich so you know he got that good education. and I think it also mentioned somewhere that he was well educated#sorry guys I don’t think matt is the himbo representation we need 😫#jeremy tho! now there’s a himbo#anyway I’m getting off topic
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Jazz/prowl is cool and all... but what if they couldn't stand each other?
Come on, let the petty busty girls fight. It will be ugly... I PROMISE🍿👀🔥🔪
#my most random headcanon consists in believing that Jazz chooses to speak German#well let's add the context that he does it to get on prowl's nerves#“bitch why are you the only one giving me the reports in another language?”#“what. someone as smart as you can't ttanslate it? maybe we overestimated your processor”#*prowl throws him a table*#*cat fight begins*#PLEASE#this is the only time i will not put into this hatefucking#no no they hate-fight#they hate-fight nasty#steel rambles#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#shitpost#transformers jazz#prowl#transformers prowl#jazzprowl
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lol at this like ten tweet thread bout how matty’s TWO AND A HALF HOUR INTERVIEW is taylor shade disguised, and op pulled like, one quote out of the entire interview. the clairo shade joke but for literal narcissist who believe everything is about them (ts). you have actual intellectual conversations in this interview and you believe his desire was to hint at someone who he was casual with. fucking worms for brains
yes op, that’s taylor’s album campaign for ttpd in a nutshell lmao
#‘he’s posing as a pseudo intellectual’ and you’re making threads on twitter believing a grown man is disguising shade at ts#you think you are smart and yet you’re fucking stupid#TWO AND A HALF HOURS this person wasted#‘artist/dancer/chereographer’ perspective… well maybe stick to that instead of thinking!#these people are so fucking deranged and gone for a billionaire capitalist with no morals it’s insane#and i genuinely feel indifferent about her in my everyday life and then you have dumbasses defending actually bad behavior#and you realize this shit is a cult. you are not supposed to be acting like this!#matty healy#anti taylor swift
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i love how the instant reaction to kayne saying hell give arthur and john bodies and arthur his daughter back was "arthur don't trust him!!! john he's not gonna do it!!!" like why cant you guys put some trust in my princess who always lies?
#if I get any smart asses responding to this like “well maybe there's a reason we don't trust the liar”#just saying you missed the point of my post#(the point being is that kayne following through tleitg his deal would be unpredictable for him)#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester malevolent#arthur malevolent#arthur lester#john looks so cute#john malevolent#john doe#kayne malevolent#kayne#malevolent intermezzo
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there are six color-slices on the orrery wheel. there are six main types of rolls (other than magic and mark) based on the original kids on bikes/brooms concept. there were six heads (including evan's) during the confrontation with evan's shadow entity in the first season
i normally don't post specific theories because i get embarrassed if i'm way off but thinking emoji
#laughs awkwardly#dimension 20#misfits and magic spoilers#brennan pointed out the salamander on the orange block. while they are on orange island where everyone is hot and keeps saying#you have to be Strong to survive here. they were summoned here because they were Strong#maybe in the yellow episode they'll have to be Smart. you know what i mean. is anyone else thinking this#or does everyone just think this is super obvious. six specific trials/tasks/places evan will go through to claim each shadow#six specific monsters in six settings associated with each color and each concept based on each type of roll#like hey. three years ago magic was announced to the world and then started breaking#you know what also happened three years ago for evan specifically#which raises a LOT of questions about dr. boodle who gave them this hoopty and sent them in this direction. you know#okay tell me what you think. is everyone just like well duh#or is it like that's stupid that's bullshit
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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now
#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions#and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety#but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake#AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior#is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out#of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and#maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about#it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words#I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him#and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can#trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me#it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways#at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison#and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane#mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed#patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused#all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona#(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage#does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head#kazumaji#majima#kiryu#yakuza#kiwami 1#yk1#rambling
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forever hilarious to me that tennis is promoted as this prestigious highbrow big-brain sport when most tennis fans these days are like. yeah this is my favorite player. yeah i don't know why they're like that. yes they are stupid. no i will not choose somebody else.
#wta tennis#atp tennis#i feel like the era of...shall we say 'federer-esque' players is waning#which i think can in part be related to the loss of the one-handed-backhand#as the sport moves more toward a necessity for fitness and athleticism players do not put as much emphasis on 'art'#which imo is fine! i think the 'art' of tennis is too protected in some ways. which i maybe will expand on later.#but i think it's too much for the tags of a (mostly) silly post#but yeah you can hear a lot of commentators touch on it#i know nadal even said something abt it recently(ish)#but i think as tennis is gradually less associated with this abstract 'image' (e.g. the obsession with federer's 'grace' and 'class')#players are coming in thinking 'this is a physical battle and i am going to win' and very much leaning into the *competition*#which not to say that they're ignoring/denying the mental aspects at all because i actually do think many players are very strategic/aware#and in truth i think many tennis players ARE actually very smart#but i also think it's less apparent because more and more players are able to just hit the shit out of the ball and call it a day#which leaves you with the occasional shot/point/game/set/match etc where it seems like they don't know what the fuck they're doing#but you think about most sports which evolve in phases#it's very normal for certain player profiles to become more or less popular as the landscape of the sport changes#or as new techniques/strategies are developed#or as new communities/populations become interested!#extreme example but think of like. high jump's fosbury flop. that was one guy!#one guy who changed the entire fucking sport! so it makes perfect sense that tennis is continuing to evolve#given how many unique players have come and gone#and how much the sport is changing externally as well as internally#anyways. this got out of hand but i love sports and i love tennis and i love my brainless players.#this whole post was inspired by rewatching sabalenka v boulter and aryna completely missed an overhead by like five feet. lol#love her <3
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I 1000% prefer this over how she got mikan to fall for despair in Dr3 (honestly it feels like this was what was supposed to be how it went)
(Extra context: it's Junko's (and by extension Mukuro's, which is why she has an option in the first pic) birthday.)
#I hate dr3 sm#This FEELS canon#It fits so well with mikan constantly saying her beloved forgave her#Not saying Junko didn't abuse her#Because even here shes trying to get information from her#But I wish they didnt go the 'she beats her and mikan gets turned on by it' route#Especially when they wote this for the non despair au#Its still fits in the timeline#Especially when Junko is asking about her classmates#Maybe not the date#Because utpd says this is winter break of her third year????#But mikan is still here??? And Mukuro's option she says she watched Yasuke graduate?? Idk what utdp is on#Utdp timeline is totally fucked bc Japanese students don't graduate in December I don't know what school does??#Unless shes talking about last year?? Which is still weird and doesn't make sense#Let's just say Yasuke is uber smart and graduated so early they held a special graduation just for him 100% totally#Anyway#scarposts#junkan#Bandit I know you're watching your show prolly but I don't think you've seen this or I think I would've seen you atleast mention it#Anyway if you haven't think of this post as a get well gift lmao#Also also the 3000+ gossip topics?? She knew exactly what she wanted lmaooo
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completely forgot i made this ! its a bit old lol
idr if ive ever shown my wheatley furry here. if not heres his old design ! its a bit different now but this animation is cute so ill post it lol
#maybe ill finish/redo this someday. well see.#portal 2#wheatley#portal#my art#animation#wheatley isnt terribly smart.... sorry buddy#love him anyways
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every time i see an audio drama poll with tma or malevolent on it im like. god damn you're not even giving the little guys a chance here
#no hate to tma or malev (...) but sometimes it's also kinda disheartening to see way smaller shows against those two#thinking about this bc of that 'most miserable podcast man' and quite simply ofc jon and arthur are winning they're the most popular#tho on my dash of good and smart people everyone is going WHERE IS. DAVID WARD.#i did pick dan bc i think he's right behind david for me t b h#sometimes i just wanna see a poll w/o those two on it tbh#and maybe adding wtnv characters as well as ones who shouldn't be on a poll since it's also still Big
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