#OH WAAAAT

[simcardiac-arrested]

FUCK YESSSSS GOT ME KICKING MY LEGS IN THE SCHOOL HALL AND SHIT AUEHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH€\>\€|>+[%]£.!.’dhwkwyeoensndvdnxslshrkueiw€\$\€\*[&:)3917:&;!.’z

who let him cook!

(@simcardiac-arrested's character, No Way Back)

[msfbgraves]

Have you seen TIG in the TV show One Tree Hill? Apparently he was fired from the show because he was too handsome, charming, and had too much sexy chemistry with his on-screen daughter. He got replaced with someone less perfect. Lol. Oh TIG!

I had not, but I went WAAAAT? grabbed my popcorn and went in search. Imagine getting that note. Poor TIG. Look, I don't see it. The daughter is a blonde, that's not even his type 😄 I think that, since he has so many scenes that involve the boyfriend (I haven't seen the show, don't know anybody's name, simply looked for TIG) he pulls focus where they want the boyfriend to be the most important character. He's not an unobtrusive man, Thomas Ian Griffith. And who knows, maybe the actress was smitten and couldn't hide it.

I feel a bit sad for him. Would have been nice to play a regular person without the need to constantly do his own stunts or be a villain (or both).

[mariedraws-16]

Oh snap-

An easier to draw sona redesign? waaaat?

This was very rushed and I might just have my previous design stay an oc because I still love it <3

[loremonster]

Okay but a hilarious thing happened yesterday

My husband works with a buncha others and while waiting around for some burricratic bullshit someone brought up asexuality and hubby is like "oh hi yes me, that me" and the other guys in the cadre are at first like ????? Dude waaaat we didn't know, wait wait wait your partner... Are they pansexual?

Hubby goes ???? How'd you know???

Turns out dudeface has another friend who is ace, and married, and their partner is pan.

Like two is a coincidence but idk man anyone else an ace person in a long term relationship with a pan person or vice versa?

I'm not here to theorize about whys, it's Just Neat and this meme reminded me about all that

trying to break the news abt my sexuality

[psychicllamacookieranch]

Kanlaon Volcano(Canlaon) Aerial shoot -Philippines-

hmmmm//kabayo bundat satanismong manyakiss terorismo botboton manga-gamit ra pati sa ilang mga kauban,,traydor inudoro worshiper lover..inudoro fuckers..everyweek.ahhahaha...wat?? walay paltos gikan sauna pa yan:)

waaaat??:)

peace:)

..

hmmmm..kung naa naka or mo didto heads sa kabayong bundat kato swetohon na molabaw jud sa iyang pagka bryt daw..mao nakalitan sila..,mura nakalitan..napulis-pulis kad-iyot:) magkatawa man sad ta..uwaw man sad ta ani sa atung past..ikaw kahibalo naka kinsa ka,,

kung naa naka didto..ako nakwan ba sa akong sign..

ma naa daw kay madala gikan didto..pwede taw...girl or boy..kay naka uyon ka..tabangan kunohay..ehem pero i know./..kaila ko nmu..:) basta nalang..nadala nmu siya kay naa siyay hitsura:)

\naka uyon ka niya mao gitabangaan nmu siya..offer gamay here:)

mura buotan na daw:)

mga in ana..ako sign nakuha sa future nyo dyan..ang uban.,,.kato ang mean jud sa inyo lakaw..naa pud..pero ako lang ehide..madala ba dayon makuha ba ang videos or balikonon pa.,.

basta naa jud..

ambot aza sila ana.

i dont know..

sila nalay pangutan a,,

kay kung ako.,.hala tua nana sa goodhackers nako gihatag ang wedsite,,account..or kinsa gapasa nila,,unsa sulti pud???

basta ganyan..

paka bait na kasi,..,kapoy adto sa mga basurang makalat..

kinsay maalaot diba?

lisud na mapugngan  kung makalat na jud,.,.,.

maygani na pugngan pa sa goodhackers..gavlogger kasi,,pero kana sila..ai dili,,kay wala na sila kahibalo man..just motan aw ra sa gipangbuhat..sex or something..mga in ana//

ps: ingon ko kahibalo nako uban sa mahitabo wala pa mo nagtukod sa inyo gropo..mao mag una ko usahay egsulti..din very buang ug weird paminawn..

open minded ang kinahanlan ug bryt and wise ,,alert ug faith...nya pagsalig nako..:)

oh yeah:)

..

motel sa tubigon.,.didto nako wala pa mo didto segi sulod,,,

naka adto nako..sa lungga sa inyong kabayung bundat...

ug sa unsay kolor sa araw???

didto pud ko..

kato duha kabalay didto.,.,gi adto na koto..hasta to adto mo usahay mag hugaw-hugaw sa inyong mga nawng..tuyok-tuyok sa fire...satanismo man..nya naa pa eofer kunohay..nya fuck dayon...hahay..didto..didto nako didto..

palihim:)

di man ko makita man usahay,,.,kay diha ko wala pa mo:)

mag una nalang kog sulti sa mahitabo..ug di jud na mapugngan man mao juy mahitabo pati climet..uwan ba or init..movement sa mga taw ug iro mao jud na tanan-tanan..mao atu naa koy gipabuhat pagtabang ninyo ato pagchange sa future,,pero desperado kasi kayo din mao na..okey goodbye..wala na tay tagad 4ever,dili ta mo kawalan..pwamis..kinsa ra mo nako oi!!!

wala na gani ko money ron.,.pero paki ko,.,.agwantahon.,nong kang tagad ninyo..u know wat i mean..dako kay kog gamit ninyo.,.,pero ila tagay rag sex kwartang gamay eofer nila nakofs:)

..mura man ta wala pakan ag tarung sa akong lolo ug lola..nya wala dungog..walay kusog ang apilyedo dali ma inganyo..gutom or uhaw..kagat dayon..di na ako oi..sila ra na,,di biktima dayon..very esi lang daw..pung pa ninyo..ako inyo gimisyonan makapremyo ang makadala nako:)

hahabest,,:)

gahi man diay..naa may power diay??:)

gikataw an ra diay ta atu sugod palang:)

mao nitabang ko ninyo atu,,buyag na ayaw louy mo sa future..pero gatagbaw pa mo won..pero sa last magluksa forever,,

himoon pang immortal.//nya ibutang sa emperno//hahabest,,basta nalang.,very louy!!!

ps: iloveyouall..godbless...stay in good ways.good things will follow

[astaroth1357]

Demigod MC Series: Dionysus

Hey y’all, sorry for going dark! I’m alright, almost completely recovered in fact! I just got so sleepy while my body was fighting stuff off and couldn’t really work up the energy to write... Still going to be spotty for a short time, but I’m glad to have gotten this done. See ya soon!

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus

Lucifer

Well, this mortal stumbled out of the portal covered in glitter, body paint, and carrying a red solo cup… which they proceeded to stare at like, "'ell sshhit… Thiz iz sum stron s'uff…"

First impressions were not on their side here.

He spent a depressingly long amount of time more or less assuming that the MC was a drunken f-up and spent the first few months trying to make them more… presentable.

But like… How do you stop someone from acting like a drunk fool when they can turn any drink they touch alcoholic???

For months they would show up to meetings buzzed or stumbling, all smiles and all giggles but HORRIBLY unprofessional, and he just couldn't stand it!

But then he found out their little secret…

Assassination threats befall the exchange students all the time. Most of them are dealt with quickly but some (through skill or dumb luck) manage to slip through...

He had been walking with the MC through their new vineyard in the House's courtyard, yet again trying to lecture them about their drunken behavior, when suddenly the two were ambushed!

Ten or so heavily armored demons dropped down from the sky to attack them! Lucifer was so preoccupied that he got cornered by three of them and it took him a hot minute to destroy them.

When he looked back at the mortal (who had been fighting a 1-on-7) he was certain they'd have been kidnapped or worse…

But he saw that they had already cut down two attackers with their weapon with ease. The other five were rolling in the dirt, babbling about inexplicable terrors and imaginary pain as their minds succumbed to madness…

Meanwhile, the MC just stood in the middle of it all with the icy glare of someone who’s just revealed how stone-cold sober they've always been under the surface...

When they turned back to him, they put their usual ditzy smile back on over the tormented wails of the demons around them...

MC: Whoopsie… Gotta little mad there. 🙂

He uh… took a big ol'step off their back after that. Surprisingly, they're more pleasant (and less dangerous) "drunk" than they are sober…

Mammon

Oh HELL yeah!! Lucifer actually gave him a mortal that knows how to party!!

Admittedly, they looked like utter trash when they first met, like, "Hey, I've been at this party since DAWN" trash, but they gave him one good look and pulled together a surprisingly hot smile.

MC: "-ey yer cute… Ya like strip poker?"

Spoken like someone else who also makes shit decisions… They were going to get along just fine!

And they did. The MC to him was that one friend that's always down for anything. Just anything. Whenever. Wherever.

He wants to try sneaking into Lucifer's room to steal stuff? Sure, what time?

He wants to take a mattress and see if he can ride it down the grand staircase of the palace? Alright, we bringin' pillows too?

He needs to set up another scheme that's gotta involve live rats and box of tiny hats and monocles?? That's oddly specific but count them in!!

Sometimes he honestly can't tell if they're laid back or just crave chaos... but it works out fine for him either way so who cares? 🤷‍♀️

And if you think normal Mammon is a pain in the ass for Lucifer? Check out drunk Mammon. All the same urges but literally none of the (marginal) competence!!

At one point, the eldest ended up stringing both Mammon and the MC from the ceiling after they both barged into his office looking for Goldie… while he was still in there… watching them wander around aimlessly calling out for a piece of plastic like it was a missing puppy…

They end up together on the ceiling a lot come to think of it, but hey, at least now he has some company. 😌

Leviathan

Thinks they're the most normal normie to have ever normed on this normie planet!!!

No, seriously. They're a billion times worse than Asmo!! All they want to do is go to parties and drink all the time! What kind of use is he to someone like that??

… That being said they ARE pretty fun to be around… And their sake is WAY better than anything he could get off Akuzon!!

They also like karaoke too! So at least he has someone else to go with (even if they get so drunk they can’t remember any lyrics and just belt barely coherent discount Mariah Carey vocals behind him...)

Of course, the real fun between these two is everybody else getting to watch a couple of the Devildom's sloppiest drunks attempt to communicate with each other…

Levi: MMM-*hic*-MCCC…!!! *throws himself at them from across the bar*

MC: What Leviachan??? 😨 Did the chair kick you off?!

Levi: Nooo! *pokes their cheek* I wanna-I wanna tell you sometin'...! *tries pulling them closer*

MC: Whaa? Secrets?? *leans in eagerly*

Levi: Mammon used all ma money on’a pyramid scheme a thou-zand years ago… AND HE STILL WON'T PAY ME BAAA-!!! 😭😭 *starts shaking them violently*

MC: *getting flung around like a limp noodle* Waaaat?! Nooo!!! I'm so sowwy!! 😢

Mammon: *watching it all go down right next to him* 😑 Ya guys need some water… I'm cuttin' ya off, got it?

MC: 😱 Shut yer whore mouth, criminal!! *starts pelting him with pretzel bites*

Levi: 😤 Yah!! *joins in*

Good thing he's a shut-in, because the hangovers he gets after those escapades are unreal…

Satan

A little concerned for their liver, honestly… How much damage have they already done to the poor thing...?

But at the same time, he'll be damned if they don't make some utterly fantastic wine!

Alcokinesis wasn't a power he would have pegged a demigod to have but apparently the great art of making drinks comes from their godly DNA.

When they first met, he was trying to get the MC to act less slovenly but made the mistake of agreeing to a wager: he'd let them dress however they pleased if they could give him the BEST drink he'd ever tasted.

Now, Satan isn't a huge drinker (thank you terrible alcohol tolerance), but he's still a man of fine tastes. Plus, he's sampled Demonus from Diavolo royal stock before. They should not have won…

But on that day, he had to let them go to RAD in a pink blanket toga... 😑 Their wine is just THAT good.

He hates to admit it, but they've gotten him drunk more times than he could probably count too… He's not a huge fan of clubbing with them and the others, but if they bring over a bottle from their vineyard he just can't resist. They're a master of their craft, truly.

And it's a good thing he likes their drinks so much, because if they called him, "Kitty-boy," when he's sober, he may have just become a sour grape himself…

They also may or may not have copious amounts of blackmail material of him either meowing between sentences, sobbing over some fictional character he likes, pole dancing on dares….

Yeah, he's been trying to destroy their phone for months now. If Lucifer were to see ANY of that, he's done for… 😣

He has also been meaning to ask them about other aspects of their abilities, their father is also the God of Madness after all, but anytime he tries to bring it up they shove another glass in his hand and tell him not to kill the mood...

Eh. What's the harm in having another drink, right? 🤷‍♀️

Asmodeus 

Honey. He's MET Dionysus. He's been to a Dio-party or two and they're INSANE. He could not be more thrilled by this!!!

He practically scooped them up on the first night that they were in the House and it’s practically been a nonstop rave between these two ever since. They’re like the party twin he never knew he needed!!

He absolutely abuses their ability to turn pretty much any drink they touch into alcohol at clubs. It makes the nights so much easier on the wallet PLUS it makes an excellent little party trick to impress the succubi! Who doesn’t want a free drink? 😏

And can he just say that their drinks are better? Just flat out amazing! If it weren’t so unhealthy he’d consider drinking nothing but their booze and wine for the rest of his days, Satan’s certainly getting close to it.

But little does Satan know, he’s not even getting the GOOD stuff...

There’s the normal wine: grapes picked from the vineyard, hand squeezed, then magically helped through the fermenting process. But their real good stuff? They were given enchanted oak barrels from their father and anything that comes out of those is worth starting a WAR over. 😩

He knows, because he gifted an extra bottle to Diavolo once and Barbs came to him the very next day demanding to know what vineyard had produced it with the look of man willing to annex a small nation...

Asmo had to beg Lucifer to talk to Diavolo after the butler more or less kidnapped the MC back to the Castle… Devil knows even Barbs wouldn’t ever be able to reproduce their wine, so they could have been locked there for eternity!!

Thankfully, he got his party-buddy back and their debauchery continued! (Just now with Barbatos following them around sometimes like he’s trying to gather state secrets... It’s an impossible task but he hasn’t given up yet, bless his black heart.)

Beelzebub

He isn't much bothered by their carefree nature, at least they seem to be having fun with his family which he appreciates. 🙂

To be honest, though, he nearly ate them when they first met because they smell like freshly peeled grapes… and for good reason.

By their third day at the House they had (somehow) planted and cultivated a full on vineyard in the courtyard. Hell, the wall growing to their bedroom balcony was covered in grapevines!! Always ripe and completely healthy in defiance of the lack of sun... Whatever magic they used was strong.

And, of course, their grapes were also delicious! Easily among the best fruits he's ever tasted! Every cluster is ridiculously plump, juicy, and sweet like little droplets of pure Heaven… 🤤

When their fruit first ripened, the MC came out with a basket to collect some only to find Beel had gouged himself on over half of their crop!!!

… which may have been why he got snared up on one of the courtyard walls by pissed off grapevines... Even with all his strength, he couldn't break through them and had to wait for Lucifer to cut him down… 😔 

From then on, Beel was pretty much the pesky rabbit to the MC's harvest. They had to set up traps and magical barriers to keep him from their precious grapes…!! Which inevitably meant one of his brothers had to come rescue him from their furious vines at least once a week... 🙄

SOMETIMES, the MC will bring him along to help harvest with them with the deal that he can have an extra basket for however many he helps them pick. But the second he takes a bite he shouldn't, it’s back on the wall!

Out of the vineyard, they're nice enough. But put some grapes between these two and they're mortal enemies… STOP messing with their plants, Beel!! 😤

Belphegor 

So… this drunken fool is supposed to get him out of the attic? Never mind, this is never going to work…

He was SEVERELY underwhelmed when the "human" finally made it up the steps. This was who they decided to bring for their exchange program? They seemed like they could barely stand!

Naturally, he figured all the better for him. They probably wouldn't even last that long! 

Some poor, incompetent human falling victim to a demon out there? Diavolo's reputation would in tatters and he wouldn't even have to lift a finger! (His favorite way of doing things really 😌).

But… they just kept coming back? Like. Nothing was killing them….! How guarded were they keeping this moron?? 

Or… maybe it was something else?

Sure, the MC seemed like a drunken idiot but there were times when he'd swear that they were just… too aware to be sloshed…

MC: *suddenly stops smiling at him mid-conversation and looks him in the eye* You tilt your head when you lie. You know that?

How can someone so cheerful ALSO be so unnerving…?

So really, he should have seen their sudden heel-turn after they opened the door coming. There he was, fully intending to take them by surprise and choke them after a hug…

...and they knocked him down, climbed onto his back like a spider monkey, and rode him around like a bucking bull using his horns like handlebars!!

It wouldn’t have been AS humiliating if they didn’t also keep shouting things like "Giddiyap!" And "Yee-haw!!"

It took him a whole month to be sure that any and all footage of that nightmare was erased and he STILL hates the MC quite a bit for it…. But he's too scared to attack them now, so…

The lesson here? It's not a fair fight when one side’s crazy... 😔😒

[moeruhoshi]

I saw you updated Hazy and I was so excited but when I try to read it this is all i see. IDK if that's on my end or not :/

WAAAAT LMAO OH NO

That's my draft! That's so crazy omg,, let me double check and make sure bc some people for sure read it but I made a correction and reuploaded it last night 🙈 brb!

[justabigoldnerd]

I. Did not expect. a nazi singing about how they're the good guys??? Akdhskzkgdjdk and the puppet??? THE KICK LINE?????? THE CALL AND RESPONSE WAAAAT THE FUCK LMAO "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" AT THE AUDIENCE OH MY GODDDD I AM SCREAMING

First song into Spies Are Forever and HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS NAPOLLYA THE MUSICAL

[mingot-studios]

“Dammit Moon Moon” memes but it’s Diego being feral while the other villains are driven crazy by him

Diego: I CAN HEAR ROCKS LOL

Kira: GODDAMMIT DIEGO

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Diego: *Has Diavolo’s head in his mouth*

Diavolo: Get off... GET OFF ME DIEGO

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Diego: *Falling on DIO* TRUST FALL!!!!!!

DIO: DAMMIT DIEGO, IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!

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Kira: Oh shit, it’s Diego

Diego: HEEEY GUESS WAAAAT

Valentine: goddammit Diego

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Pucci: DIEGO STOP FIGHTING WITH THE TREE

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Kars: DAMMIT DIEGO IT’S “ORGANISM” NOT “ORGASM”

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Diego: ROCKS!!! DINOSAURS!!! HOT PANTS!!! HORSES!!! MOoOOoOneEeEEEe!!!!!!!

Akefu: Damn it Dio why did you invite Diego!? He’s not even howling! He’s just yelling stuff he likes!

Dio: He’s my cousin man! He was Lonely!

[taeslovehandles]

Thrill of the Hunt [Prompt]

Tw: dark prompt, betrayal, kinda mention of blood? Oh and death! Idk how to add keep reading on phone u.u

Ghouls dominate the world. Human flesh is high on demand and only really rich ones can still survive in this new world.

The rest of humanity? Cattle. Nothing more but cattle. One of them is Yoongi and Jimin. Two completely different personalities that find each other blond folded in the spectacle of the ghoul society.

The great hunt. A chase that killed many before. The winner? Will be turned into a ghoul. Survives. That's why everyone fights dirt. Just to win.

A hunger game with no real reward than having survived. But what if that was a lie too? What if th e winner of these games meet another fate?

And how come nonone has ever seen the transformed winner as ghoul? Where did they go?

Watch how a friendship slowly breaks as they are being forced to be rivals. Who will win? Who stabs their knive into the others back first?

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Guess waaaat. Im tirreeeed and try to fall asleep. My brain is having a blast thinking about new ideas I-... Oh also there are like food traps people that eat the food get super fat and ghouls eat them and they got fattening guns? Basically tou shoot the butt and it swells.kinds deal?

[btsslowburnfic]

BTBY Ch. 18

Series Summary:  For Namjoon, the moment he set his sights on being the #1 rapper, he pushed the symbol to the side and hated it. Love should be chosen, not forced on you. He didn’t believe in fate and this mark on his wrist was a big “fuck you” to all that.

AN: Sorry the taglist hasn’t been working. I’ve started tagging my local to check  -_-  Let’s get these two back together, what do y’all say??  Previous chapter here --------------

Time passed on with you living on Joe and Xavier’s couch. You had gotten into the habit of texting Namjoon on a semi-regular basis. Sometimes about important stuff, but mostly, and surprisingly it was about dumb shit. He would send you photos from the cities where they were touring or of food. It was finally your turn to return the favor. 

Joe and Xavier got married a few months after you moved in. Joe was offered a position with a Broadcasting company in New York City that was too good to pass up, and so the three of you all packed up and began the long drive to your new two bedroom apartment in New Jersey. 

NJ: What exactly am I looking at here?

Y/N: The World’s Largest Mailbox.

NJ:.........

Y/N: And here is the World’s Largest rocking chair.

NJ: Why am I looking at these things?

Y/N: Haha, haven’t you ever been on a road trip? We’re stopping to see weird things along the way.

NJ: No. I haven’t. My family always vacationed in the same places growing up and management shuttles us around.

Y/N: ha! Well next time you come to the USA I am sneaking you out for a road trip. 

NJ: You’ll have to do all the driving sweetheart, I don’t have a license.

Y/N: Waaaat?! Really? Fine. You can be in charge of navigating.

NJ: That is also a bad idea but I admire your excitement. G2g, interviews. So. Many. Interviews.

You smiled and put the phone back into your purse. You had saved a table for the three of you in the diner next to the World's Largest wind chime. 

“More coffee, honey?” The waitress asked, holding the regular and decaf pots as she made the rounds.

“Yes please. And 2 more menus. My friends are walking over now.”

“Sure thing.”

You put your hands around the cup, enjoying the feeling of warmth spreading through your fingers.  It was early in the morning and you were trying to give them some private time in the hotel room so you had left early to do sightseeing in the small town of Casey, Illinois. It had not disappointed with it’s array of random big shit. 

You heard the bell ding and saw the two men enter, looking sleepy but happy. You didn’t need to wave seeing as there were only ten tables in the whole place, but you did so anyways out of habit.

They sat across from you, as the server walked over and handed them some menus. “Good morning fellas. What can I get you to drink?”

“Coffee.” They responded in unison and then laughed.

“You got it.” She walked away from the table.

“Did you guys check out the windchime?” You asked.

Xavier squinted at you, “Darling, you are way too happy for this early in the morning. No. I have not looked at a windchime.”

Joe put his arm around his husband’s shoulder. “I’m sure we’ll look after we have breakfast though. Why are you in such a great mood this early?”

“No reason. I guess I just think the town is cute and weird.” Your phone pinged.

“You’ve been talking to your boyfriend-not boyfriend.” Xavier said.

You rolled your eyes at first but then a smile crept across your face, “Well I guess I was excited to finally have some pictures worth sharing. He always sends pictures from everywhere that look super cool. And I never have anything other than coffee and LA traffic. Which he has already seen. So unimpressive.” 

The waitress dropped the coffee off at the table and then took the food order. You took your phone out and snuck a peek while Xavier and Joe were discussing the merits of turkey sausage versus regular. 

NJ: You should come see me sometime.

Your eyes grew wide and you threw your phone back in your purse as though it was made of poison. That was a sudden shift in conversation.

“What the hell?” Xavier laughed.

Your eyes remained wide as you looked at both of them. You had imagined visiting him, but to you it was just a pipe dream. Your texts were never romantic in nature or anything. The two of you never mentioned the soulmark or the nights you had spent together or anything, You bit your lip nervously. “He asked me to come visit him. After we get all settled in New York.”

“Fucking go. Book that flight now.” Xavier exclaimed loudly, drawing a few looks from some of the older locals. 

You laughed nervously. “Why so we can awkwardly hang out, have sex, and then never speak of it again? I’ve already done that twice.”

“Yes. That is a great reason to go.” Joe deadpanned. “Absolutely. Go get that soulmate dick. Oh also, because you like him and you would get to see a different part of the world. And you’re between jobs right now. I can’t think of a reason not to go.”

You took a sip of your coffee. “I’ll think about it.”

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“Has anyone seen my phone?” Namjoon asked. The other guys had been in the break room for a while, but as the leader he had a few more duties he needed to tend to before he could be done for the evening. The interviews had finally wrapped up for the day. They had done 6 online ones back to back. 3 in English and 3 in Korean.  He was exhausted from translating and answering questions. The guys were always extra chaotic during the English interviews.

“I think it’s over on the table.” Hoseok replied, sending some messages on his own phone.

Jimin got up quickly, pulling V along with him,“ we ordered food. See you guys later.” They left the room.

Yoongi was sitting at the table texting as well, “I’m hungry too. Why didn’t they invite me?” He pouted.

Namjoon picked up the phone to see if you had sent him any more weird pictures. He felt bad sending you pictures all the time from all over the world. He felt like a spoiled brat. He knew they had worked hard to get to where they were, but the fame and success and everything that came along with it still felt so foreign to him. He unlocked the phone and checked the messages.

“What the fuck?” He looked up from his phone. “Jimin! Taehyung!” He yelled. Of course it was pointless. ”Yoongi? Can you unsend a message once it’s sent?”

Yoongi blinked slowly, he was also tired and confused by Namjoon’s sudden yelling. “Why are you asking me? I don’t know. I don’t think so.”

“What did they do?” Jungkook, who had been quietly sitting on the couch next to Jin asked, his big doe eyes full of concern.

Namjoon scrunched up his face and wiped it with his hand, pausing to pinch the bridge of his nose. “They texted Y/N and told her I wanted her to visit.”

Jin let out a surprised laugh, “Oh my God.”

*Jungshook*

“Well you want to see her don’t you?” Yoongi said calmly

“I mean I do but she doesn’t want to see me. Remember? She left.” He replied. He was going to kill them. Maybe the IT staff at BigHit could help him. He grabbed his coat, determined to find out. 

“She left in the middle of the night because it’s hard to say goodbye. You’re the one who left the country.” Yoongi said, putting his phone down.

Namjoon looked over, sighing. His phone pinged.  

Y/N: Maybe ^_^ I don’t start work for a little bit after we get moved in. Let me know your schedule! I got my passport renewed.

Namjoon stood there opening and shutting his mouth a few times.

The room stayed quiet for several seconds.

“Did she answer you?” Jungkook tentatively asked.

Namjoon slipped his phone into his pocket and ran a hand through his hair. “She did. She wants to know my schedule.”

Yoongi got up. “Great. Jimin and Tae can live. I’m going to go join them for food.” NEXT CHAPTER @calling-dips-on-j-hope​  @ghostkat23​ @cuteipat​ @marianeamine​ @thisisval​ @almonte12​  @themisunderstoodblackswan  @bobbyboops  @betysotelo18 @katerbees

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Waaaat how did I only notice now that you're continuing with the pack?? Oh my god it's already so good! Poor Bucky though! 🥺 Okay so the reason why I also noticed the new chapters is that I saw this tiktok and I was like this is the pack Bucky with his niece 😂🥺 and I had to send it to you hahaha anyway can't wait to read the next parts! 😍

That anon that looooves 🐺Bucky

Yes! I couldn't leave Bucky, Clint, Pietro, and Wanda completely in Brock and Hydras clutches. Plus I love our wolves too much to really say goodbye for good. Lmao. 

I have to absolutely agree. I can see Cassidy playing with the other kids, going about her day when Bucky randomly shows up to collect his girl because he simply needs him an uncle day with his best girl. No shits are given. They spend the day up in the mountains exploring caves and finding cool rocks for her collection at Uncle Bucks house, all her treasured rocks are kept safe there because no one would dare mess with her Uncle Buck. 

He is her hero and her best friend. 

You and Steve don't care, Bucky wants to spend time with Cassidy, you two are thrilled to let him whenever he wants. In fact, when Bucky brings her home, Steve is the first to suggest a sleepover at Uncle Bucks. “Why don't you go pack a sleepover bag Chickadee?” when she races off to her bedroom to grab her pajamas and favorite stuffie, Steve grins wickedly. 

“Thanks, Uncle Buck, Y/N and I thank you. Bring her back in the morning and we will have breakfast for ya as a thank you.” 

Bucky shrugs, absolutely happy to have Cassidy overnight. 

Uncle Bucky and Cassidy make me so happy. I genuinely cant wait to bring her into the story although I don't know when it will happen yet. 

[pinkfadespirit]

Okay, I'm dying to know what "waaaat" is XD

I have no idea why it’s called that lol! I think it’s just the general sense of confusion I have over what I’m going to do with it. This is one of my older Handers ideas and I was all set to write it until it occurred to me to write Night Shift as a twin AU (because that was originally just going to be a fenhawke fic and I kept thinking oh but if I do this I’ll miss writing handers too much) and that felt like the more interesting story so this one went on the back burner. Anyway the idea is just: Handers Artist AU.

Here’s a rough summary I wrote for it: Hawke is an artist, sharing a studio with Merrill. Merrill gets invited to be part of a group show at a local cafe/ gallery that is being organised by Anders to raise money for the charity he works for. He comes over to see Merrill’s work one day and ends up seeing Hawke’s too. He likes Hawke’s work so much that he invites him to be part of the show and somehow from that Hawke ends up agreeing to work on a large mural on the cafe wall. During his time spent painting in the cafe, he sees Anders a lot and begins to really enjoy his company.

At one point had a full outline for it but I ended up scrapping most of it because I can’t just make things easy for myself. I have to make everything angsty. I started thinking, what if when the story starts, Hawke is pining for Fenris? They were really close when they were at uni together but it never actually went anywhere and then Fenris ended up moving to another city. So now I’m trying to figure out how I could make it Fenhanders and cursing my inability to keep my ideas simple. I’ve written part of the first chapter but it’s another one I haven’t looked at in a while. I really don’t know what I’ll do with it, or what the pairing will end up being but I hope I can come back to it once I’ve got some of my other stories out of the way. 

Thank you for the ask!

[roses-ruby]

SINNER OH MY GOD YES PLS

sorry this Is the first time I use this but hi sINNER WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD PART 2 PLS ?? aLSO I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING WAAAAT DIFF BUT IT SO GOOD

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You are unbelievably cute lmao. Thank you so much for reading, I’m glad I shocked ya hehe. actually already plotting part 2 so don’t worry bb 💖

[hvy-mtl-drmr]

The Rook 1x05 (I'm kinda trying to avoid spoilers)

· Nazim (aka Pure River) such a sweet boy! Must be protected at all costs. Not kidding.

· Myfanwy's cooking skills are extraordinary, not. But her detective game is top notch.

· Well, shit. Conrad's are continue to playing the detective too.

· Oh, he's not a human slut, waaaat?

· Adults communicating like adults?! And not keeping grudges for at least three episodes. Now, it's totally science fiction.

· "Just the one of you. We don't need the whole song and dance." Well, gurrl I need the-whole-hivemind-of-pretty-blond-people-song-and-dance.

· oh, snap! Who's da boss beatch?! Not you, Linda, not you.

· "You people are insane". And this is a start of a beautiful friendship.

· Myfanwy's apartment reminds me of my grandma's. Honestly, horrible design decisions.

· And now Gestalt, Conrad & Monica can form their own supernatural branch of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

· ILOVETHISSONG!!

· Are we going to the dream realm?

· No guy, or girl, or Gestalt?

· Wow, Monica! Just wow!

· Creepy, very creepy Gestalt. And wtf?!!!

· Hi, Bronwyn!

· No, seriously Gestalt.

· Holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!! It was Linda!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, there is something unrelated to this episode:

Ugh, so Gestalt/Myfanwy pairing are called "Gestanwy"? Nope, I need more ideas.

[brothermouzongaming]

Control review

I have been looking forward to Control for a while now, it was a very mysterious game before the non-existent marketing campaign. So going in blind was a great experience that is pretty rare these days in gaming. I’m gonna break Control down into its essential parts and talk about my view of them. Spoilers lie ahead.

The Good

The voice acting is pretty well done across the cast, the main character Jesse is especially well-acted (though not well written, more on that later). The setting of the Oldest House drips with atmosphere and a sense of eerie familiarity that comes with being in an office building. Only this office, though appearing to be a skyscraper in Manhattan, has layers and moving hallways as well as much more lurking in its depths. The Metroidvania style of learning abilities to access new areas really does a great job of shining in this context.

Some of these side-missions are some of the best I’ve played this year. I thought the fridge was just a “Weeping Angel” kind of thing where you died if you didn’t look at it (there’s a cool touch in that room that I like). Upon taking the side mission though it’s short and simple it did a great job of subverting my expectation and throwing an unexpected boss fight at you. The Mold Monster, The Anchor, all interesting side quests that do a great job of supplementing the experience. 

When things do smooth out, combat is hot shit like it’s Chronicle the game. The debris and destruction effects are everything you’ve heard and really give that feel of next-gen that some games really could use. Ever play Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy (2004)? It’s that turned up to fucking twenty.

The lore is some of the best I’ve come across, I actually sat down and read as much as I possibly could. Yes, some people don’t like how it can break up gameplay but I saw it as a chance to dive deeper and actually understand what little I can before continuing. The redacted information is a great touch and I do get the sense that the reader is meant to fill in the blanks. That said, it can be a real middle finger at times when all you want is answers.

The mod system on the surface is a good idea, I have to give them points for at least trying. Some mods are so good you get them and it is instantly slotted. One that drops from a secret objective grants you 100% ammo reduction on hit. Excuse me while I boot up the game to go get that real quick yeahthanks. 

Little cute cosmetic things like outfits come from...wait for it...playing the game!! WAAAAT

The Bad

The mod system, though having its gems, is mostly dirty lumps of Black Rock. So many, and I mean so many mods are going to be deleted for scrap to help upgrade your gun or the mods you can get a chance to randomly drop. 

What the hell is The City, it’s capitalized in the subtitles and many lore entries and there was not so much as a reference or explanation or anything. In addition, a lot of the redacted documents still draw me in but it is frustrating when so much is left out in a world that already begs so many questions. Would it have killed the writers for a little clarity?

As satisfying as the side missions can be, there are a number of them that boil down to straight-up bitch missions. Kill x amount of enemies here, destroy x things there, all this in a game where I can fly and shoot a sentient gun and throw shit with my mind. Ya couldn’t come up with anything else?

The Metroidvania element is a great idea, but it isn’t implemented quite as well as I would’ve liked. It’s just a little grating when more often than not it’s not a lack of an ability but the number on your access card not being high enough. Lame.

The ending is a little insulting, the fake-out got me so mad I actually said out loud “Oh well at least the real ending won’t upset me like that.” Wrong, wow holy fuck was I wrong. The final fight is another gauntlet, shocker, and it’s not even really all that difficult because The Board supposedly...buffs your strength? That is never really explained either. Cool. You beat the same enemies you’ve been kicking around for hours now only to find Dylan suspended in air, you purify him or whatever. Roll credits. Go fuck yourself. Regardless of whether or not DLC is coming and there is, that ending is pathetic on so many levels after a game I spent around 15 hours being pretty impressed by. 

The Ugly

What’s ugly about Control nears unforgivable. I mean it, if you’re sensitive to performance issues to the point where things can chug to a near halt: then just wait and keep your ear to the ground for patch notes and updates for when things get fixed. For the record, I distinctly remember playing New Vegas on my 360 and the absolute shit show that was. So I do believe that experience gave me the strength to persevere through it. Beefy PCs will be fine as well as Xbox One X, but base systems and even in some cases with the PS4 Pro really need some attention when it comes to hotfixes**. Combat will kick off and get heated, only for frames to drop as low as the tens and single digits according to Digital Foundry. On top of it all, it would be one thing if it was momentary and fleeting but essentially from the first moment of gameplay; it’s guaranteed to get worse as your powers grow and destruction becomes more and more prevalent. 

No new game plus, and level selecting after completion overwrites your save file and did I mention there’s only one save file? Remedy... you know its 2019 right? I feel like that was a no brainer.

As fun as the combat loop is, how did we not get the full selection of gun forms or at least more than two? Too often am I pausing to switch out a form when I should be able to hold three forms to at least mitigate how many times I’m going into the menu. On top of that, combat scenarios are just gauntlets and there aren’t much varying in situations outside of taking advantage of the different architecture The Oldest House has. It’s just wave after wave with nothing really different between them. 

In summation...

Control is fun, intriguing and (most of the time) absolutely gorgeous. It’s very clear that Control is the culmination of both Alan Wake and Quantum Break. To me, it is the best parts of both with Alan Wake’s aesthetic and tone with the high octane Quantum Break action. If that sounds like your kind of thing, I say its worth it, maybe wait until a sale comes around or when they do whatever they need to ease the performance issues. This is a single-player game that offers an interesting experience that may not be backed up by story but is held up by lore and environments that really shine in modern gaming. Yes, it's SCP the game but in a lot of ways, it isn’t.

I give Control a 7.5/10 with performance issues on launch being one of the biggest detractors. I’d rate it a little higher now that a lot of the issues have been patched but I believe games need to be reviewed on the state they shipped in. 

**On September 4th it was reported that the team is focussed on performance issues for consoles in addition to the two expansions titles “Foundation” and “AWE” as well as non-narrative content.