#Jericho Crew

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Markus: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Simon: Peonies, why?

Markus:

Simon: Were you going to get me flowers?

Markus:

Simon:

Markus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

[timberiswooding]

Jericrew Incorrect Quotes

Markus: I owe you one. Simon: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

////

Markus: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Simon! Simon: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

////

North: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Markus: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

////

Markus: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. North: Why did you say that so vaguely? Josh and I are literally the only people you called in here.

[clemclamdoodles]

He’s stuck in a meeting concerning the revolution, someone get this guy back to his paintings-

[itsguysnightitsironic]

back to the office, baby (the last shift looks traumatized)

when the coworker on the night shift gives you the look of "run away, man" you listen-

I don't think Avantris has airports, but there are flying carriages, so make the carriage bigger and the travel only local and we got something.

I wish the OUAW crew a very "the narrative graving you by the ankles" welcome

[2-dsimp]

How would your yanderes react to reader breaking up with them as a “prank”

-----✞—————❦------------✞—————❦----

《𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 💬》

-----✞—————❦------------✞—————❦----

[randomsum]

So this is my first animation so it isn't the best...💀

So lil fact when I got done making the Creator animation LITERALLY AFTER THAT THEY POSTED THEIR PERSONA...so..

This was inspired by

Of course the creator of all these characters is @2-dsimp

[worldwideorganic]

I see a lot of people annoyed that Connor is the most popular character by far, and most people only talk about his route... but really there was no chance the other two could compete, Connors route has:

two cute guys who you can ship platonically or romantically

arguably the least amount of plot holes, and the most consistently "good" gameplay

[befuddled-calico-whump]

imagine Ari having a moment of enlightment and going Up to the crew like like: "Wait... If mom and dad are friends and you are dad's friends too, then, are you my Parents too?"

she's seen the way her parents interact (affectionate, but not necessarily romantic) and sees Jericho interact with the crew a similar way, so the question might come up

It's less 'more parents' though and more

"hey dad you're married to mama right?"

"yeah?"

"are you also married to those guys?"

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #322

ʙʙꜱ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ & ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ: [ 13 ]

SMII7Y

Goddamn, how am I supposed to clean that?

True, I can just rappel down.

It doesn’t even set up on these walls.

I feel so professional right now.

Bro, stop, I’m on a scaffold, it’s dangerous.

Dude, I don't have my rope.

Wow, it’s like a different world in here.

The outside is still disgusting, I’m going to be 100% with you.

Let me hear it, gimme it.

It’s all downhill...

Might be awhile until I have another one.

I didn’t think it was that close.

I’m sorry, this normally doesn’t happen.

I was literally about to say that.

Put it on the roof!

Yes you can!

Bro, let’s look at the sights together.

Bro, we were supposed to leave it up there, how did you grab that?

You know what, you bring up a good point.

Line it up but right next to me.

VANOSSGAMING

You tip zero?

Is that the delivery man’s fault?

Yeah, let’s do this.

Wow, it takes two hits.

Well, now you can show us the way.

I feel like I’m being pranked.

Is it made out of cheese?

Finally one that doesn't work so well.

Ah, fucking get me an audition.

I shot you point blank.

GRIZZY

Wait, wait, is there another one?

I have five keys.

This is me and you, old lady.

What did I miss, I literally closed my eyes for a second.

I tried to take her down!

I'm gonna murder this old hag.

Somebody is flying out that window.

You have IQ?

I don't know if that's how it works.

Bro, I can't even explain that, I'm just dogshit.

TERRORISER

I'm going back in there, aren't I, for fuck sake.

Time to die, I guess.

He's walking through walls now, sick.

I know he's behind me, fuck this…

Alright, bitch, buy me some candles.

Shut up, stop talking.

How did I win?

How come you didn't message me on my birthday with the calendar?

Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya.

Jeez, you are sick.

ELILIKESRICE

Vampires holding guns in general is funny.

I thought you can read my mind.

I drink blood 'cuz it reminds me of kool-aid.

God, just put on a shirt, please!

I'm only 5'10.

He wronged us too many times.

They hit the pentagon.

I sacrificed myself.

Help, I'm gonna die, you fucks.

That's it, I've had enough.

BASICALLYIDOWRK

I'm getting hit by everything, bro.

I'm not paying my mortgage until we win.

You guys got about fifteen more minutes for my prescribed Adderall kicks in, and all the wind is fucking flowing in.

Press the fucking button, you dipshits!

Cut him off, it's the last guy, cut him off.

You got this, I believe.

We already qual'd, you dumb ice-cream fuck.

You can, but it's just going to be hard.

I don't know what that means.

I heard a door open.

JERICHO

Get off of the keys!

How do I get out of here?

Now, cut me in on the deal, exactly as you promised.

Wow, that is really difficult.

I'm just gonna go ahead and do this real quick.

Can you carry my body back to the van?

We have forty-two seconds left.

Don't be a hero.

I don't know how to activate it.

What is this bag here?

NOGLA

No, I got it covered.

Hold on, I gotta kill this guy.

That's my title.

Honestly, I zoned out completely.

Watch how bad this guy is.

No one has paid a penny yet.

If it was ten thousand, it would’ve selled.

You guys do whatever the fuck you want but leave me alone.

Stop what you're doing!

Okay, I figured it out, it’s this way.

BLARG

I'm on top of this man, and he's not dying.

I might have gotten executed in the back of the head.

That was violent.

Wait, just stand still.

This is such a-brother-and-sister-and-guy-we-bought-drugs-from-moment!

Yay, reviving the better player.

We're going for a ride!

How do I not die?

I think the door hit the dog in the head, because there's blood everywhere. 

Oh, I fell over and died.

WILDCAT

What did you get, did you get something good?

He's not near the bikes, fuck off!

Dude, he was just with us.

Only the killers can hear dead people.

I think you and I have the best read on our friends, you know, that's why I want to work together.

That fucking guy flopped the fuck over.

He's trying to act all scared around me.

I knew you were a bad boy.

What do you need to help him do?

Why do you ask a question and run away?

BIGPUFFER

He never gonna find me.

I can't kill anyone.

I'm out of ammo.

I lost so many points!

You can teleport through the sewer system? 

Fuck you, how about that, huh, you little idiot!

Really, you're gonna do me like that?

I literally didn't notice you.

Wait, what did I just see for a second there?

Wait a minute, I'm getting eaten!

H2ODELIRIOUS

I don’t think he can hit me.

Maybe he can’t see me.

I’m a spectral anomaly.

Where the hell did you go?

It’s not personal, it’s just you.

There’s a rabbit taking a bath.

This is my nightmare!

Alright, I should be scared.

That’s not what I meant!

I’m in the garage, I just heard her.

FL0M

Are you just blowing up vaults, dude?

Alright, hacker.

I can't believe they got beyblades in this game, this is incredible.

Oh my God, you can kill them.

Back the fuck up!

This is the heist, motherfuckers.

Hey, knock that shit out.

Make sure they're fucking dead.

Alright, I might've shot him.

Wait, you got the submarine, what the fuck!

[possumsquat]

the cackle crew mod skins for everybody's lethal company characters

[fancyfade]

How the New Teen Titans would do in commercials if they had to promote products to get un-broke.

Ranked from best at commercial acting to worst

Kory: Kory is a model and i view this as a transferable skill IDK if it actually is or not tho. but she is confident and at ease. Gar: gar would naturally do pretty well just b/c he like being the center of attention. Him being a star of a commercial would be a dream come true to him. He'd probably wear one of his "we love Gar' shirts. Dick: dick would be pretty good at it due to having zero stage fright and also being confident bluffing Joey: Joey just has a calming bob ross vibe. You want to buy product ™ from him Donna:donna would try too hard due to her perfectionism and not wanting to mess up even a little. like she would inadvertently over-act (unless she way perfectionist'ed it and got an acting coach XD) Vic: vic would be a little awkward due to his self consciousness w/ his body and knowing its going to be everywhere Raven: Raven is just like *autistic stare* all the time. She would look like she's terrified. Wally: Wally would refuse to participate he only promotes products if he's brainwashed by an MLM. He quits.

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Josh: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, North?

North: No.

Simon: I do!

Josh: I know, Simon.

Simon: I’m sad.

Josh: I know, Simon.

[spy-kids-database]

Concept art of various OSS Spy Academy rooms and props for season 2 of Spy Kids: Mission Critical by Patricia Atchison/@patriciaatchison-blog.

[images from Patricia Atchison’s website]

[clemclamdoodles]

Simon? I would tbh.

His outfit is supposed to be some kind of protective gear, he’s on a mission with the Jericrew to deal with some rowdy deviants!

[marcusrobertobaq]

Idk, it's just interesting to me....

[2-dsimp]

SPOTLIGHT POLL RIVAL CREW EDITION✨