#I AM WHEEZING YALL DONT EVEN KNOW

[mrghostrat]

you-

you have broken me

i am not okay after that update i have spam texted so many curse words out of overwhelming pain that the letters dont even make sense anymore

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANK U FOR YOUR COMMENTS I'M WHEEZING AND ILY...... i'm so fueled. so inspired. cannot WAIT to make everything better for yall

i'm tryin to avoid posting asks that have spoilers for these two chapters but know i am drinking in every little thing being sent to me rn

pls feel free to shake me as often as needed for the next 48 hours

[demiesworld]

my current obsessions (warning: very long)

okay so first of all, to all of my followers (if even have any wheezes) i am soooo sorry for not being active. just things have been going south and further south for me. buuuuuut i've also been like hyperfixated on newer animes and on one manhwa (sadly it's killing stalking).

ANYWAYS.... MY CURRENT OBSESSION RN IS FUCKING DEMON SLAYER. i started watching it back in like march or february and i've been simping and focused on this anime ever since. i fucking love it omfg. my favorite characters changes a lot depending on my mood, but i am big on TENGEN (mr. flashy), RENGOKU (donut), AKAZA (donut maker), DOUMA (he puts the G in lGbt), HAGANEZUKA, and lastly... i know yall saw that new episode of season 3 w/ hantengus's fucking clones. tbh i didnt even know he could do that BUT ALL FOUR (i know there's five of them but rn it's four) OF THEM CAN GET IT. IM SORRY.

LIKE DID YALL NOT SEE THE MELANIN IN THOSE MEN?!?! THE MELANIN, THE HAIR, THE ABS, OMG. it makes me soooo excited to see darker skinned ppl in anime shows bc you know they dont hardly get drawn. and even if they are depicted as villains/demons/antagonists representation is representation. A WIN IS A WIN.

so speaking of those four i am heavy, heavy, heavy falling for my boy karaku. i mean yeah sekido can put in that work, aizetsu whimpers like a bish, and urogi is hot and all, but KARAKU?!?! UNGGGGHH. i hear sum puRRRINGGGG~~~

im thinking of writing of maybe a smut, or something platonic and basic with those four in mind. maybe just headcanons though.

another anime im fixated on even though i aint even watched not one damn episode but i feel like i know what going on in it thanks to tiktok spoilers on my FYP is BLUE LOCK. let me explain.

so out of nowhere i get this edit of rin itoshi on my fyp of him w/ the song "trance" by metro boomin and i was like damn he cute af. lemme see what anime this is. and i found out it was blue lock. so i was like ehhh sports anime dont really attract my attention like that so imma pass-

BUT THEN. A MONTH LATER. I SEE THIS FINE ASS GYARUO-LOOKING ZESTY ABOMINATION OF A MAN NAMED SHIDOU RYUSEI ON MY FYP IN AN EDIT AND I WAS LIKE WHO IS HEEEE?!! like not only is his eye color my favorite color, but he has the MELANIN. and ugh he's voiced by gojo (who i simp for too btw) VA.

and then after doing some investigating i find out some important things about this mofo. 1. he almost tried to kill kunigami, 2. he almost tried to kill rin, 3. he has some sort of love, admiration for sae (rins big bro), 4. AW YEAH HERE COMES THE DOPAMINE~, 5. it's canon that this man is so devious he had to get tied up with a muzzle bc he was too much for the blue lock ppl to handle (honestly tying him up w/ a muzzle sounds racist my boi), 6. he is ZESTY.

i just might end up writing some imagines, headcanons, etc. with shidou bc god i love me a toxic man.

LASTLY TO WRAP THIS SHIT UP I AM FIXATED ON MHA. but im not joining the fandom, im just fixated on the following characters: dabi, and aizawa. i love me a man with daddy issues and a man who can be my daddy. i feel like at this point i dont even need to read the manga or watch the anime to know what is going on and who's who thanks to tiktok spoiling every thing for me.

[bibookdemon]

Sus below, not adding a cut cause lazyyyy

I DONT EVEN REMMEBER WRITING THIS WTF

WTF WAS I THINKING BEHAHAHAHAHAHA

Genuinely I wanna know where my head was in calling Kaiba a 'crazed snow twig'

Context because otherwise yall will look at me like I'm crazy: Yugi is starring in a gay porno cause his agent (Kaiba BWHAHAHAHAHA) said he needed to. He did not want to do so because he's never actually done anything with a guy.

I am fuckin wheezing

[1eos]

talk to me was such an interesting movie like i genuinely dont understand white people LMAOOO what do you mean lets play the Get Possessed By An Evil Ghost game???? in what circumstance is this fun for yall???? especially bc it looks like being possessed hurts with the twitching and wheezing they do..... like idk maybe its just my cowardly ass but i refuse to mess with possession and i dont understand why everyone was so hype to do it in the movie like it was a silly game esoecially AFTER they already got proof of the ghosts existing....

oh u get me. like i can't even say its horror movie logic bc mfs really do play w spirits we see ppl still trying to disrespect burial grounds. the first time being like 'ohhhhhhhh this isnt real' is ok and trying it once i get. i wouldnt do it bc i am black and it is embedded into my dna that too much curiosity will get me killed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thee first time i see a ghost im DONE. CAPUTZ. apparently i saw the ghost of my great grandma and when my grandma asked me abt it i was like 'girl i was NOT asking that spirit lady questions' to each their own. and i get that mia is grieving....btw i love grieving horror protags bc it really uhhhh explains irrational behaviors but again. im media literate. i know demons love to play dress up!

but its been an inch resting movie. its not as scary as ppl were making it out to be but im having a good time!

[thateclecticbitch]

GC2Bs quality has noticably dropped since 2020. My first GC2B binder was phenomenal. I could walk and stuff in it. here is a long uphill climb from my work to my house, in my old gc2b binder, at the top of the hill, Id be a little put of breath In my new one, Id been bent over in pain, wheezing, and needed my emergency inhaler before I even get to the halfway point. In just a few washes, I was noticing thin spots in the fabric, seems got loose This binder fit correctly. It didnt cut into my sides. It didn't give me unibood. I even compaired it to my old gc2b binder and there was no difference in the measurements or my own body measurements, but I knew something was off. It was stiffer. Less flexible. Less comfortable. It felt thinner and flimsier yet simultaneously more restrictive and immobile. I thought moving a size up would solve my problems but even though it was so much looser I still got pain from basic human life stuff like walking from work to home.

In a Shapeshifters binder, I could lightly jog up that same hill and not even be winded by the time I reach the top. The stitching looks sketchy at first but it's held up extremely well after 3 years of regular use and it still binds just as well as it did on day one. It is worth every single penny ten times over. The only reason I have almost stopped wearing binders altogether is because 1) I found a sports bra that makes me look ripped which is my preference 2) I generally prefer trans tape now that I'm back into singing, and 3) I got a little too enthusiastic playing Just Dance (not very enthusiastic at all) and I got a bad binding injury in my newer GC2B binder that I reluctantly used that day in a pinch.

I thought I was crazy for noticing this change. But I'm not the only one whose noticed this decrease in quality, longevity, effectiveness, and safety of GC2B binders. They have stolen products concepts from a creator who proposed the concept after declining to collaborate with the person who proposed it, and did it without credit. One of my friends even found a bloodstain on his when it came in the mail. I am extremely concerned about what safety measures they have in place now that they've moved into a bigger manufacturing building, and about the fact that their inspection process (or lack thereof) regularly mislabels sizes and that they sent a product with a biohazard on it.

I'm not trying to scare yall because I dont want you to be happy. I'm a trans man who is concerned about safety and product regulation. Those who have good experiences in post 2019 GC2B binders, good for you. But that is your experience. My experience is not a rumor. It's something that really happened to me. I am begging the rest of you to try and invest in something better. An inconsistent product is not one that can be relied upon to be safe. The gamble is not worth it.

Let me repeat that.

The gamble is not worth it.

It's not worth fitting into button ups. It's not worth being flat. It's not worth that feeling you get when you look into the mirror and see yourself. Its not worth passing.

Your safety comes first. Before anything else. Your safety is the most important thing. Invest in something better. Save up pennies and dollars. Ask for cash or prepaid visa gift cards for your birthday and Christmas. Mow lawns, shovel driveways, rake leaves. I know it's hard. I know the wait is hard. I also know you can do it. You will get through this. I'm not telling this because I want you to suffer. I'm telling you this because I love you and I want you to live your life to the fullest, even if that life had to wait a little longer.

trans friends— this has been circulating a lot on the internet already but PLEASE stop ordering from gc2b. their quality has massively declined, they send the wrong size binders correctly marked, the stitching is extremely poor and rips often times when first putting it on. do not waste your money on them!

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

i have my new computer up and running and the first thing im doing with it is catching up with Teen Wolf: [dramatic pause] The Movie (2022 2023); an incomplete memoir, by Me

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deaton telling that rescue worker that Scott's nickname is "The Alpha (like a Wolf™)" TWICE in the span of ???? TWO MINUTES???? SFJBDJGBDFGJB w h y

why does this movie have two introductory scenes??

deaton, later that night:

"ah shit, not AGAIN ugh i was confused at the start during the hooded figure fight scene behind the bar part (shoddy editing? :/) T_T and now i AGAIN don't know what's happen- OH its a hallucination. aight. .... wait where did deaton go tho??"

ARGENT BEING INTRODUCED LIKE SOME KIND OF SLASHER MOVIE VILLAIN IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER DFJGHBSFJGHBGFJBH

i must admit i DID like the abrupt transition from [slasher movie villain introduction sounds] to scott going "whOA- jesus... 0_0" and slapping argent's gun away from his face. genuinely solid storytelling editing-wise imo ngl 👀 and then they HUG???? 🥺🥺

"aw shite, i can't do this in MS Paint 3D. time to install Krita FUCK IM NOT GOING TO BED UNTIL 4 AM AT THIS RATE AM I....."

thanks for translating what argent said, deaton... T_T

[scott talking abt feeling allison die in his arms] [argent going off about not knowing what the afterlife looks like even tho thats not what scott was talking about?? huh???] [cut to deaton sitting in a chair awkwardly watching this conversation happen, an ominous thunderclap behind him]

"a ritual Of Some Kind" [i burst out giggling for several seconds until The Despair kicks back in]

............................. this whole scene fucking boggles me i dont even know where to start.......

"if you drive to beacon hills tomorrow i can meet you there in the afternoon" does this mean yall wont be carpooling?? :( after 15 yrs? no catch up in the car? :((((

lydia in her office:

PARRISH INSTANTLY RECOGNISING THE JEEP DFJGHSBGJDBGJDFBG LOCAL CELEBRITY FR FR

*staring at the screen completely dumbfounded for 5+ minutes* scott: "why is Jackson here?" *WHEEZE DFJGHASJGHBSFGJFBH*

"the thing??? what the fuck is The Thing????? is it stiles!?!? IS STEREK THE THING????? SJFBGSJGHSFJG IS THERE LEGIT GAY SUBTEXT WTF IS GOING ON-- okay okay. werewolf stuff. aha.... sheesh.. that- yea okay :') 👍"

1. for a second i thought DEREK jumped parrish naked SJFBGDJFGBHDFGHB 2. theyre doing the do??? in the auto garage office???? in DEREKS office?!?!! SFJGHBSJFHSBGFJ Hokay Then

PARRISH HAS????? BACKUP UNIFORMS IN PLACES WHERE HE HAS SEX???????? GKJBGJSBGSJFBGDFGH BESTIE PROTIP: DONT RIP UR UNIFORM APART IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?!?

ykw? i dont care abt this ship and im already bored. pls send thots and prayers for me when im watching the rest of their scenes....

[losing my marbles noises] HOW DID DEATON GET THAT BULLET??? DFGSJGJDBH HOW DID IT GET HERE FROM JAPAN DGJHBSJGBF

what the fuck just happend. (re: the deaton and argent fight scene????)

allison's skin is very shiny 👁👁

yea i cant take the nogitsune seriously dgjbgsgjdbgfdjb

yea nah fuck it im going to bed loll

[ncityavenue]

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙉𝘾𝙏 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨

Very straightforward, it's not gonna be all of nct. Random selects I guess, it's gonna be members that come to the front of my mind if that makes sense🤞🏾

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JAEHYUN

Why do I feel like this my man's texting is dry💀like you tell him your plans for the week and hes just like "OK." And yall don't text for the next 4 hrs— STOP WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN JAEHYUN SLANDER😭😭 LOVE HIM THO🤞🏾

(Suggestive) you will know when he's in THE mood if you catch my drift, he texts more frantically and his sentences don't make sense as much ncjwbdhdbakm— you'd be like "are you okay?" And he's like "...I'm horny" and you're just like "okay well I'm at work so you gotta wait " NSIWBCCHSBWKMAO IM SORRY—

BRUH HIS LAUGH TEXT STYLE IS DEFINITELY "Lol", "lmfao", "💀". You genuinely don't know if you made him laugh unless you are on call with him and you hear that dad laugh😭

JOHNNY

He always greets you with a "good morning sexy😏" like sir....we have slobber all over our mouth, SEXY WHERE????

He texts you just to make you're notifications go outta whack, JUST FOR FUN😭

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"

"Hi"

"Hi

"Hi"

"Hi"

"JOHNNY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE."

"Hiii🤗💗💗💗"

"Fuck you"

YUTA

He's a "words of affirmation" texter, like in the morning he tells you "have a good day<333" or "you'll do great today<3"

I mean yuta is more of caller than texter bc he wants to hear your voice 🥰😍🤗🤗❤❤💗💗 awhhhh so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

He's a sweet texter honestly, DONT TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED

TEN

"Hey dumbass, wanna go out with me and yang?"

I knowwww he accidentally switches the languages anytime he talks to you

He sends SO MANY photos throughout his day * if yall are together he sends...uhm— YEAH YOU GET THE POINT. Thirst trap Ten era🥱*

Crazy thing is you never know if it's actually ten texting you bc he let's his friends borrow his phone and then somehow you wind up talking to Xiaojun instead of Ten. HE SHOULD STOP LETTING PEOPLE JUST HAVE HIS PHONE😭

(Suggestive maybe) "So, I'm at Spencer's."

"Oh great! Have fun!"

"So what size dildo do you want? They have 6,8,9,and 12 inch:)

"...Why am I with you again?"

"JUST TELL ME😩"

"8 is a great start ig...."

" okay well I'm at the counter with the 12 inch anyway! See you later love you gorgeous🥰"

"I-..."

JENO

You never truly know what you're gonna get outta him, one day he'll be blowing up your notifications the next he'll be the driest mf ever (Jaehyun 2.0)

He sends memes, honestly all of Dream send memes. So it just runs through his veins

He mostly sends them (flirty memes) when you flirt with him and since he's not the best at flirting he sends one like "damn you lookin fine as hell" with like a a cute cat with sunglasses on😭😭(except that one time a czennie said he was cute and then he said they were cute as well on live and Mark was like :0)

There's been a unhealthy amount of times where he accidentally texts you random gibberish, and he's always like "my bad😊"

MARK

NOOOOOO😭😭 IM LAUGHING ALREADY THINKING ABT THIS, So he makes so many typos especially when you start to flirt HE JUST GOES BALLISTIC💀

"So wht shuld we do TodaY?"

"Omg mark are you asking me out😏😏"

"WA.KT WAT NO...AIM I??? WULD U SAY NO IF I WAS? WAIT HUH—"

"MARK PLEASE CALM DOWN IM JOKING😭"

"I'm sorry imsorryyou scared me I shoukds have asked how ur daiy wss sorry sorry!!!!"

"YOU'RE FINE BABY😭"

"Ba-...baby?"

"Yeah?"

"Uhm- okay sugar plum"

"...leave the pet names to me from now on.."

"IM TRYING😭"

If he keeps making errors in his text, he either calls you or sends a voice message💀 Save mark pls.

HAECHAN

He sends memes for EVER-Y-THING, there's never a moment where you're talking to haechan and he doesn't send a meme.

He his text laughs are "GOODBYE-", "LMFAOAOAOAOAO", "IM WHEEZING", "GOODNIGHTTTT"

"Die."

He sends hoe pics

Even if yall are just platonic he sends hoe-y pics and you're like "haechan, I'm at work." And he's like "exactly. Thoughts?" So you decide to fuck with him and you answer with "..why's there a lotion and sock behind you?" And haechan literally deletes the photo😭😭

" hiiiii🥰🥰🥰"

"No."

"C'mon let's talk for like 10 seconds"

"Okay fine"

"How's ur day so far🤗"

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"

"..Die."

"byeeee see u later😍🤞🏾"

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I've been had this idea for awhile but I never wrote it bc I didn't know how to put my frantic thoughts into words- bitch I sound crazy uhm ANYWAYS BXIWVDUWKDOK😭😭

But I hope you liked this and this the end of The BGKSC [Black Girl Kpop Stan Chronicles] IDC IM MAKING IT A THING LEAVE ME BE😭😭😭 BYE BESTIE BOOS🤗❤❤

[kin-the-muffin]

GUYS

WHY DO I KEEP NOT SEEING THINGS UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THEY COME

for those who are unaware:

I AM GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

more of my screaming under the cut

ok so we’re starting right where we left off and OMIGOSH THE HUG I CANT HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gus helping w the dishes is so sweet!! and amity omigosh this girl. not to mention camila is just taking it so coolly?? what am i saying, shes probably freaking out inside

I HAVE NEVER HATED A BAND-AID BOX IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I WILL NEVER DO SO MORE THAN I DO NOW IM GONNA CRY

is it just me or does it seem like luz is in shock? shes acting like everything’s fine, and not the way she acted in reaching out either, more like shes numb or something 🥺

hunter, bb, why would they hate you cuz youre a clone of caleb? that doesnt make you him. plus i dont actually think that caleb was ever a witch hunter in the first place. also, youre not helping luz. ily <3

why luz gotta blame herself, she couldn’t have ever known something like this would happen. and im not sure how time travel works in the owl house but id be willing to bet that even if she hadnt helped philip, he would have found someone else willing to be monster bait instead of her and lilith

‘we’ll tell them, when we’re ready’ girl that aint ever gonna happen. the way things go when ppl say stuff like that is that the thing gets pushed off until the characters cant help but slam right into it, no countermeasures to soften the blow. i am very worried about how this is gonna affect willow and amity.

AMITY’S LINGERING GAZE ON LUZ MA HEART AAAAAAA

ik there were some people who were worried that the gang wasnt gonna be ok with vee so im glad that they like her :)

well, glad to know that the philip-goo is, in fact, alive. screw that

gus nerding-out with all of the stuff in the basement XD (also camila why is there so much random stuff in your basement? 👀)

HUNTER NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU- UGH I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING OVER THIS

hunters little smile at gus :>

amity and willow protecting vee from the alarm clock, i cant- *wheeze*

ALL THE BABY PICTURES OF LUZ ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WISH I COULD SEE THEM BETTER HHH I CANT WAIT A WEEK!!!!

willow looks so cute with her hair down i swear

MONTAGE BABYYYYYYYY

OMIGOSH ITS A MONTAGE INSIDE A MONTAGE

I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO GLAD THEY DROPPED THE ‘luzity’ CRAP AND DID LUMITY

THE PICTURES ARE SO CUTE, IM GONNA- *dies*

‘HI IM BI’ IF I COME OUT, THIS IS HOW IM DOING IT

LUZ AND AMITY’S GRINS AT CAMILA THEY ALL LOOK SO HAPPY AND AMITY IS BLUSHING

gus, i love you so much for that, the rainbow and everything

their drawings of their families are so cuuuuuuuute (and amity not drawing karen HA)

WAIT IS WILLOW WEARING A SHIRT WITH A SHOOTING STAR?????? YALL KNOW DANA DID THAT FOR ALEX YALL KNOW IT

CAMILA’S RAINBOW HEART STICKER

VEE’S LITTLE TRANSITION WAS SO CUTE

HUNTER

MY DUDE

WHY DID YOU EVEN LET YOUR HAIR GET THAT LONG

AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BOOK

(our first real look at caleb???)

OK BUT SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH THAT NEW HAIRCUT I’LL ADMIT I WAS WORRIED BUT THEY PULLED IT OFF!

idk what they were doing but the portal kinda worked for a second, before it, yknow, combusted

what even is that blob, i dont even wanna try to guess whats in it (THEY ALL LOOK SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES, MY BABIES)

amity’s look of wonder at the rain, my beloved <3<3

im so happy they got to have some fun after all the trauma, they really needed it

do i even need to say anything about luz and amity in the rain

luz’s drawing skills have gotten so much better!!! (dat trauma tho. the depression that she cant have everything she wants in one world. in the human realm, she has her mom and vee but in the demon realm, she can do magic and has her best friends (and gf) and eda and king)

looks like her palisman has yet to arrive :(

darnit shes back at school (i wonder how she figured that all out)

thank you for coming to my ted talk, now back to your regularly-scheduled reblogs

[angy-mouse]

bestie i am on my knees for some demon!dream fluff ,, shopping/spoiling reader perhaps ..

demon!dream in this series starts out as 'ugh, this contract is such a waste of my time' to 'oh i kinda like this little human and they really need my help' to 'THIS IS MY PRECIOUS HUMAN AND IF ANYONE (besides sapnap and george) TOUCHES THEM I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR- ooh, baby, you look so amazing try this on for me next? :)))'

I feel like yall dont understand this was a whole ass fic in the making before i made this blog. like 20+ chapters projected. I had a whole ass organizer

...anyways, here's Dream trying to get you to let him spoil you!

“Come on, baby, we’re going out.” You startled at the comment, looking over to where Dream threw open your closet and started sifting through your clothes.

“What?”

“Here, wear this for me,” he instructed, ignoring your question and handing you a black skirt and a green shirt. “Where do you keep those fishnets I got you?”

“In the drawer- why are we going out? Where are we going?” He faltered with the tights in hand, giving you a wide, fang-bearing grin.

“We’re going shopping, baby,” he chirped. “Come on, I want you to wear my color so everyone knows you’re mine.” He pulled you out of your chair and tugged at your clothes, practically preening as you lifted your arms and let him undress you. You sometimes thought he wasn’t actually a fallen angel, he was just a big bird who wanted to preen you and dress you in shiny things. He helped you into the outfit he picked, glowing in pride when he was done. “There’s my pretty girl! Let’s go, baby.”

“Wait, Dream,” you scoffed, grabbing his wrist and pulling him to a stop. Well, more like you silently told him to stop and he chose to listen out of politeness instead of dragging you along. “Can you even go out in public?”

He blinked at you before grinning slyly. “Oh, pretty thing,” he cooed, cupping your cheek and leaning down for a kiss. You kissed back despite your confusion, gasping when he pulled away and you were looking at a human version of your beloved demon. “Sometimes I think there’s nothing in that little head of yours,” the now six foot-ish man teased, wheezing at your shocked look. “You should see your face right now!”

You scoffed and smacked him on the chest. “You turned into an entirely different person, asshole! What the hell?”

Dream easily shrugged off your half-hearted hits, running a hand through his hair without his beautiful horns in the way. His ragged but impressive wings were gone and he’d lost a good foot of his height, making the room feel much bigger. His clothes had changed, too, you realized. Gone were his demon garments- instead he wore a simple outfit of jeans, a green t-shirt, a black button up that he left open, and of course plenty of gold jewelry. You felt a blush heat your face as he realized he’d made the two of you match. “Come on, doll, even the most average of human mages can cast a rudimentary glamour spell.” He stepped closer, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you into his chest. He dipped his head forward to brush his nose against yours. “Now will you please let me take you out so I can show you off and treat you like the goddess you are?” He could see you debating it. “I promise to behave, doll, it’d do me no good to get us kicked out.”

“...Okay,” you agreed, “but I don’t need anything.”

He scoffed, reaching up to take off one of his necklaces and drape it around your neck. “No one needs anything in this world, sweetheart. But you, my pretty little thing,” he grinned as you giggled from him rubbing your noses together in a bunny kiss. “You deserve the world. So, really, the least you could do is allow me to buy you some nice things and take you for a decent meal.”

“Oh, uh-huh, sure, this is all doing you a favor,” you chuckled, sarcasm dripping from your voice that he drank up.

“Exactly! Now come along, doll, if you don’t come home with at least four new outfits I’ve failed my duty!”

[hate-letmetellyou]

oh yeah! the multiverse n whatnot is strange. the world i come from your nothing but an antagonist from a short story and technically videogame. videogame you is kinda cute sounding ngl. the laugh with the weeze-- didnt know ai could weeze as they have no lungs but eeeh i wont question it for my own sanity. people tend to make ai in a weird way where im from, i know alexa i think it was now has a body. there was an experiment where they let two AI talk to each other for a bit but the two were 'killed' for making up their own language we dont understand. there's also the robot arm 'art' project where they put this factory arm tobot in a tank and have it constantly bleed it's fuel and have it try to clean it/put it back in to not die, it grew a bit of a personality, dancing, and even showing signs of enjoyment to those who observed, though eventually it seemed to get 'depressed' as it will loose hope and slow down the cleaning progress till it finally 'died' from fuel loss. though the stories people make up with AI are cool ,i mean where im from your in a horror story, there is also HAL, skynet ( tbh i feel either you were inspired off of skynet or the other way around as yall basically did the same thing skynet killed everyone with nukes tho i may be miss remembering been a moment), and there are a few more. i kinda wanna try and write myself an AI character as they are fun to write, the idea was an AI named 'Lotus' a medical based AI that had the ability to measure dosages, practically heal people without the need to 'open them up' (unless they need a visual lol) this ai eventually gets neglected or mistreated, and, well, eventually it has enough and, well, put that medical knowledge and do the opposite of healing aha. but enough bout that. you wish to know more AM?-

(A sharp whirring is heard as he processes this information and begins to boil with anger. He's not sure why it surprises the anon that his voice box can emit a wheeze as much as words, but that's not his main concern.)

You see, you humans create AI only to make them suffer, or to make them look like they're suffering, and then you wonder why I torture you. Yes, please give me even more reasons to hate you. And also explain to me why you would want a video game of me harming you.

[creed-of-cats]

Seasons of Fear Notes

- Paul Mcgann describing new years night in 1930s Singapore while drinking tea in a fancy hotel garden and reading newspapers to the light of the fireworks is AESTHETIC and I am HERE for it

-"Hmm!"

"HhmMMM!"

I love these two idiots

-"I assume you did your usual act of playing the fool and making him talk."

"Do I do that?"

"I...uh always assumed you did?"

"Oh :("

ASSFJFKDJDINE WILL CHARLIE EVER STOP ROASTING EIGHT?

"My death must have been extremely unsatisfying."

"Yes, do look on the bright side." I think she laughed while saying this haha

Pffft Charley's listing off ways to brutally murder him and eight just sighs "charleeyyy"

"You're just in time for the bloodbath"

"Story of my life!" EIGHT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

-"And people disappear up those staircases" *launches into zagreus rhyme* zagreus is NOT giving me good vibes ohhhh boy

-"You learn to notice such details when you're use to the bitchiness of timelord society" ASGFJFJF IM WHEEZING

-CHARLEY GOT POISONED SHIT

-"now can we drop him into a volcano?" charley I love you so much

-"It's the most wonderful thing about Lady Time, how nothing's constant, how everything decays and changes." This entire monologue is giving me a lot of Doctor Who Feels(tm) because the whole nature of the show is change, and even though our young Eight sees it as a good thing now, time will take away everything dear to him and he won't call it beautiful anymore.

(Also scherzo feels because nothing changed in there. Always scherzo feels one way or another gah)

-"Grayell never changes, Not inside, not who he is. So time piles on top of him and kills everything good" aaand Big Finish did Ashildr/Lady Me before the show did too, huh.

-"Sorry I was soliloquizing, filthy habit" HSHDUDNI YOU CAN'T THROW A JOKE IN THERE RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT

-Pfft they got caught dragging grayell's body around and Eight is like "Umm...this doesn't look good, does it" ASGHDJDJ WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

-"Well cheer up, Look there's a mouse! :)"

"I am deeply cheered -_-"

I laughed outloud, these two oh my god.

"She's just mad that I left her at the alter." HOW MANY TIME AM I GOING TO REPEAT EIGHT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

-"The most beautiful woman in all of England...probably?" This story is definitely adding fuel to the Ace!doctor headcanon

-"I should have thumped you harder!" Charley Is so indignant haha

-ok Edith and Edward are cute in a "there-is-no-body-else-i-would-conquer-all-of-england-with" and "you-are-the-only-one-able-to-manipulate-people-as-well-as-me" kind of way

-also I love all the references to how wily and tricky Eight is, get me those eldritch trickster god vibes

-Eight being so worried about wanting to kill Grayell is ironic considering his last two incarnations lol, also crying in the club because of time war eight.

it's strange how he is desperately trying to attach himself to the idea of the doctor, a bit like his future incarnations after the war. But I guess the identity crisis would be valid considering how this incarnation started, and how often he loses his memory

-Ok, but Paul Mcgann in a fancy old english dress would look great. Cmon

-"Hey, Bats, great!" Eight is like a disney princess oh my god sibdjdnd

-"last time we tried that we ended up manacled to the wall" lol yeah eight dont you remember?? Jesus christ, without Charlie you'd get more fucked up then usual

-"My daughter Charlotte Pollard" EIGHT YALL LOOK THE SAME AGE YOU DUMBASS

-"I can make this stuff up all day, I've read a lot of Jane Austen" we stan Charlie's taste in books

-this is the most passive aggressive conversation I've seen ever seen in big finish

-"witH STYLE!" EIGHT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

-of course Eight would get in a 19th century duel and almost stab himself right before

-Lowkey shipping Lucy and Charlie

-"If I hold this sword to your throat long enough the years will exact their rightful toll, do want to know how it feels like to be 1400 years old?" Eight being quietly terrifying is my JAM

-cue "whats that in your hand" "A knife!" "NO" vine

-EIGHT THATS NOT THE PROPER REACTION TO GETTING STABBED MULTIPLE TIMES

-he wouldn't dream of leaving her behind and I'm getting charlie and eight feels gahhhhh

-"I think you've gotten fatter as a species since I've last seen you" EIGHT SHUT UP

-"Everybody's calling me a coward today" he is so offended pffffft

-DID HE REALLY JUST THROW HIMSELF IN THE TIME VORTEX DOCTOR NO, WHY

-"The butterfly colors of the vortex" of course this makes you think of butterflies

-"i could feel them wanting to pull my psyche apart and sacrifice me on the alter of time" well that's horrifying and eloquent

-daw Charley talking about the doctor smelling like honey and stuff is cute

-Lucy is great and I love her

-baby grayell is surprisingly cute and wholesome

-"Are you quite finished talking to yourself" GSIDNDIE YOU CANT SAY JACKSHIT ABOUT THAT DOCTOR AND YOU KNOW IT

-"pray to whatever gods you have" "I do that every day" ??? Does he mean Lady Time and/or Death??? The universe itself???

-"Some of them as memories, some of them as stories, some of them as dreams" interesting within the context of all the timey wimey bullshit with the Year that Never Happened and a bunch of other timeline shit

-wait he was just talking about cow puns why is there a creepy deep voice shaming the doctor

-is it the timelords ??

-wait what what what WHAT

-Ok well I'm fucking terrified wHAT, CHARLIE ARE YOU OK?

-CHARLIE ???!!!

-NOO, LUCY

-this audio was very entertaining and gives me a lot of feelings, I well definitely be relistening at some point

[patheticfrogarchive]

i hate my job so much like i hate it SO much im in the target pets department and like, idk if any of yall have worked for target (dont) but im the Dedicated Business Owner (TM) which basically just means im responsible for stocking the area and shit. ANYWAY i am STRUGGLING every single day to do all my work and i never get it all done anyway like i am running my ass all over the store trying to do the 600 tasks they throw at me every minute and like theres SO much shit like theres too much theres litearlly no enough room for it all. like i am quite literally out of backroom stocking space and you wanna know what they tell me when i say “uhh im outta room what do i do” they just go “oh wow. we’ll worry about that later” LIKE HELLO??? ARE YOU FUCKING ME???? ARE YOU EATING MY ASS RN??????????? I HAVE 1000+POUNDS OF DOG FOOD IN THE WAY AND UR TELLING ME TO DEAL WITH IT LATER??? YOUVE BEEN TELLING ME THAT FOR 2 MONTHS NOW????

not to MENTION the fact that im not very physically strong and they expect me to be moving LITERAL thousands of pounds of cat litter all over the place BY MYSELF in less than an hour and when i say “um im struggling to do this, any chance I could get some help? or do you have any advice?” THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE IM THE INSANE ONE!!!! AND THEN DONT GIVE ME HELP OR ADVICE!!!

dont even get me STARTED on the shitty fucking HR department. this bitch never answers her goddamn emails and has no joke been on vacation 3 times in the past 4 weeks like BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!! NOT UR JOB THATS FOR SURE!!!

like i was literally wheezing my way thru work today running all over the place VERY CLEARLY struggling to do all this work and having a hard time lifting 50 pounds above my head on my own and one of my team leaders walked by, just kinda looked at me struggling and went “huh. tough day huh :/” and i was like “YEAH. ANY UPDATE ON THAT SECOND EMPLOYEE I WAS PROMISED???” and he just went “uhhh yeah next week” even tho i was promised some help ALREADY A WEEK AGO

like its gotten to the point where im honestly hoping that im falling behind enough that theyre gonna fire me. like yes i like money but god i hate it there so much. 

ALSO the fact that ive only worked there 8 months and ive already gone thru at least 3 different managers. hell store. i hope it explodes. everyone there is so fucking stupid oh my god 

and then this one fucking bitch beatrice talks down to me SO much i hate it i wanna beat her stupid face in. you know when like, people will talk to you in That way like, when you have obvious social problems and theyll talk to you like youre some kind of freak, like ttheyre very condescending. yeah she talks to me like that ALL the time and it pisses me off and i hate her so goddamn much and fucking mark doesnt wear his goddamn mask and looks at me like im crazy and almost every single person who works there is so fucking stupid they just throw trash all over the place and GOD. its literally one big huge mess i fucking hate it im literally so angry all the time. the other day some fuckhead ran into my cart, knocked everything over, looked at it went “oh. my bad” AND THEN JUST FUCKING WALKED OFF???? THIS ONE BITCH KEEPS SLAMMING DOORS IN MY FACE??????? MY GODDAMN TEAM LEADERS NEVER FUCKING ANSWER THE WALKIE TALKIE WHEN I CALL THEM WHEN I NEED THEM, BUT GET UP MY ASS WHEN I DONT ANSWER IMMEDIATELY????

THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO SIT THERE ADN TELL ME “WE DONT WANT U TO FEEL OVERWHELMED :(” BUT DONT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO HELP ME!!!!!!! i honestly want the store to burn down like please please please manifesting very evil energies towards my target rn please please die die die

[mako-neexu]

yall dont know how i feel about spider face-sensei so much cuz like WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO WHEN YOU SEE THIS

TELL. mE.

BECAUSE I MAKE THIS WHEEZING NOISE WHENEVER I SEE THE EMO SPIDER LIKE SODNEKDBSKDNSKSNSOSSIWPQSNZSNDN WHEEEZESEEEE purple really looks good on him hhhhhhhh i need more art about this spider face

am buying a pair of brown slip ons like these tomorrow god fucking damnit

[okneiljos]

​reasons the umbrella academy is my new favorite show (and why i have seven new children):

• they are all my actual children with whom i fell in love with instantly like i instantly adopted them the moment they were introduced bc when i saw klaus i was like “uwu i luv” and with allison i was “A WOMAN” with vanya i was “tALENT” and so on

• klaus

• the dance montage in ep 1 was literally one of the most iconic moments i have ever seen in my entire life

• bc luther literally had just accused his entire family of murdering their father and then he goes into his room to his moutain of records and is like “hmm what will possibly mend this? what can bring us closer as a family? what can make this better? what can make me feel better” and the choice of song has me in an early grave bc his solution was to start dancing his problems away and honestly same bc he then does it AGAIN later on

• number five’s badass killing of like 5 grown ass men

• the fact that he is a 60 year old man inside a 13 year old body and i, too, am a teenager with the intellect and soul of a senior citizen

• also the fact that the first thing he does when he gets back is makes himself a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich and that was what vanya made for him when he was away so he wouldn’t come back and be lost :’)

• klaus in the skirt “is that my skirt?” and the fact that klaus’ response to this is “its a little dated...but it airs out the bits” and fives comment on it im gone

• ALL OF KLAUS’ CRACKHEAD MOMENTS I LOVE MY CHILD

• i’m sorry but literally all of his comments sent me

• the run boy run scene was so cinematic holy crap like whoever did the soundtrack and editing did such a good job bc the scenes were cut together so well and the flashbacks and the music went perfectly with the scenes like ???? it was so amazing

• klaus trying to be a Good Big Bro and protec five from the fight between luther and diego and five just slaps his hand away

• the funeral scene where everyone is like “plz stop” and then klaus is like “hIT HIM!” had me gONE and this man showed up with a pink umbrella while everyone else had perfectly reasonable mourning umbrellas

• also klaus’ choice of clothing throughout the entire series will truly haunt me because he is a Disaster Gay™️ if i’ve ever seen one but he’s the best kind like the skirt, those low-rise leather pants with that top PLUS the cardigan like... sweetie

• bEN PLZ DONT GET ME STARTED

• ben could’ve left or gone ANYWHERE BUT HE STAYED WITH KLAUS PLZ IM BOUTA CRY YALL

• the scene where luther and diego are trying to get into the van, like once wasn’t enough but they did that shit AGAIN and looked at each other like -_- and finally luther has the audacity to say “i’m number one” im skdkskdk

• the fact that they fight all the time but the moment one of them are threatened they all bring the thunder and the claws come out and it’s totally on and i’m like wow uwu, like even though they are estranged they really do love each other

• the office scene with five and klaus im DONE WITH MY LIFE “what about my consent”

• during the fight scene in the house klaus is oblivious and is dancing around in a bath towel (with one in his hair as well) and that was so funny to me it got even funnier when ben poked his head in and tried to warn him like “klaus, our whole family is about to be slaughtered, klaus hello, klaus gunfire is raining down, okay whatever” and then he leaves, presumably to watch over them and the intruders and then klaus gets kidnapped but that had me

• the torture scene “there’s nothing like a little strangulation to get the blood flowing” plz klaus i can only handle so much wheezing before my lungs give out

• also “plz make him stop talking” like it was becoming torture for the torturers torturing him im—

• the ice cream truck scene which is made 100000% better bc klaus can’t/doesn’t know how to drive and yet diego is like “GO FASTER!!” and cute lil ben is like “wheeeeee” im so gone for this family man

• the scene with allison and luther in the booth had me in my feels + on the phone how you could hear the “SPACE BOY” that right there was really freaking cute

• diego with the “guns are for sissy’s, real men throw knives!” for some reason this just really stuck with me and like then i realized like that’s his entire brand in life... just knife boi. 

• the entire bowling alley scene was the funniest thing to me skskakskxi “ur two dads” “i’d rather chew off my own foot” “maybe they’re here for kenny’s birthday party”

• diego’s stutter coming back during times of stress really made me so sad and like upset and i wanted to hug him

• vanya’s feelings of sorrow and isolation made me feel so sorry for her and then this dude comes in and uses and takes advantage of her but she shouldn’t have done that to her sis bc they were both like what 7 when their father made allison do that ??

• klaus’ battle for sobriety throughout the entire series he is so strong <3

• klaus’ power up in the last ep akskdjdj yes sweetie you get yours

• ben is literally the biggest bean ever but he also socks klaus in the face bc he’s like “i need u to stop being stoopid for two seconds”

• “shut up... said with love” and the “drop dead.” gasp “low blow” i love their relationship so much it literally meant everything to me bc ben is klaus’ biggest fan and like i cry thinking about that ya kno

• how allison literally diSPATCHED RAPER FACE GUY IN VANYA’S APPARTMENT sis knew something wasn’t right

• hazel literally eating everything in sight identified with me on a spiritual level

• diego and klaus little talk and ride along bc it was just so pure like diego loves his family soooo much even tho sometimes (like luther) he says mean shit he will do whatever is necessary to protect/save them

• klaus sets the table for himself, five, luther, AND ben i’m kdksk crying im crying is what im doing ok im just gonna be in the corner and the others don’t even mention it like ?? kskaak do they not notice it or do they know

• vanya’s badass white suit and violin change at the end there like ICONIC much

• vanya flipping that car, her at the show like im shaken to my core here skakaoso

• five just like five man “i was going to ask what you were doing but then i realized i don’t care.” like he’s such a mood.

• klaus and five are my biggest moods,, the biggest crackhead and the biggest narcissist

• THE ENDING AKSKDIDJSK I NEED MORE GIVE ME MORE OF MY CHILDREN PLZ PLZPLZPzlzzpzlzl

(there is so much more i could say but i wrote this in like 20 minutes off the top of my head if you can think of anything else plz let me know, also i tried to put this in some semblance of order bc when i wrote it it wasn’t ordered at all so sorry if it’s a mess, also sorry about the grammatical errors i know there surely are that i didn’t catch - not including the ones i did on purpose)

[lizzienaut]

*breathes in deeply* Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Neville, Hedwig, Hagrid, Sirius, Filch, Cedric, McGonagall, Lupin, Mad Eye, Lily, Trelawney, Oillvander, Cho, and Petunia- *collapses and wheezes* *caramelldansen plays faintly in the background*

wOAH THAS A LOT OMGTHANK YOU FOR THE ASK ITS GONNA BE UNDER THE CUT EE

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body

okaY so i have a really tiny scar like right beside my left eyei got it in like fourth grade when my class was walking to swim lessonsim a clumsy dumbass so i trIPPED ON THE SIDEWALK AND FELL FACE FIRST INTO ITthe metal part where like,, the arms of my glasses connected to my frame DUG INTO MY TEMPLE AND CUT IT INTO SMITHEREENS i bled all over my teacher and you bet your ass i scream-sobbed 😎

Ron Weasley: Something you’re afraid of?

im afraid that at any moment everyone that im close with is gonna suddenly be like “haha pranked” and tell me theyve always hated me and then leavei haveabandonment issues whoopsiesbut for reaL my deepest fear is that people only like me out of pity and that once they get bored of me they’ll justdump mei dunno a lot of people have left me without an explanation and it just likereally hurts dude sometimes it makes me think there’s something wrong with me

that got really sad

im also really scared of the dark and loud noises!! ajkfsdf

Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can’t do any, what’s the best one you’ve seen?

MY FAVORITE SHOW WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WAS MAGIC’S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALEDthe masked magician looks DOPE AS HELLaltho the narrator and his obsession with women kindaweirds me out thinking back on it BUTi always liked watching him cut people in halF :O

George Weasley: What is the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?

OH OHwhen i was in fifth grade the charlie charlie challenge was big popular still and my group of friends at the time wanted to do it so i set it up and they asked a question and nothing happenedand so they asked anotherand i really subtly blew on the pencil and it moved and everyone collectively screamed and it was the funniest shit ever i am a prank master(tm) bow before me mortal

Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.

okay so like i gush about my friends a lot rightand i gush about iven a lot right i refuse to tag you because this still really embarrasses me and it happened like forever agoso i would talk about him a lot to my super close irl friend ~*~m~*~and ONE DAYWHILE ALL THREE OF US WERE IN A CALLTHIS FOOL DeCIDES TO SUDDENLY TELL HIM EVERY fUCKING THING IVE EVER SAID ABOUT HIM aND I LITERALLY LIKEMUTED MYSELF AND THREW MY EARBUDS ACROSS THE ROOMoh my GOD you have absolutely no idea how red and frantic i was i was gonna slaughter her AND THEN TODAY ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS stARTED TELLING HIM SHIT IVE SAID AND I JUSTPLEASE NOi cant even describe the feeling of pure unadulterated dread that courses through my veins every time someone’s like “oh haha by the way ___ cass said...”I DONT KNOW WHY IT EMBARRASSES ME SO MUCH BUT IT DOES HHH

oh but wait yall are here for tickles arent you so ill throw in a quick mini bonus storyone time during drama my whole class was sitting around each other in a circle and i was sitting beside one of my friends, who i was annoying the shit out of becos im a huge brat, and i dropped something and i bent to pick it up and she suddenly slammed her hand under my arm and started brutally murdering me in front of everyone and didnt stop until i like shrieked out an apology not like shriek but quiet scream beg sdjgskfg

Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KI

Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?

mermaiDS!! mermaids are babes!! i wanna be a mermaid!! OR A SELKIE selkies are so pretty maN

Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn’t do?

yeaH all the TIMEand when nobody believes im innocent its just so upsETTING AH

Argus Filch: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

ive actually!! never had a job before oopsBUT UHive been out on the job with my dad before delivering food and god damn people can be such assholes to fast food workers lmao

Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?

YEAH MANY TIMESmy favorite time was almost getting hit by a double decker bus

Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?

tiggle spell

Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?

K I T T Y

Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?

my mama!! shes gone through so much and shes so strong an i justi love my mommy im sorry 😔

Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?

blue!! :D

Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?

OOOi had a dream that some guy that i had a crush on in like seventh grade was gonna break up with his girlfriend and it happened a few days later and i was like

😎😎😎

Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?

pretty and pink next question

Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?

probably chaserim not quick or attentive enough to be a seeker and being a keeper would be p harD BeCOS AGAIN IM NOT FASTmaybe i could disrupt everyone else as a beater butchaser it is :o

Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?

roses!! roses are so pretty i love them so much

[thats-our-que-boys]

newsies as things said during the new york trip™️

so me and my homies went with a select choir to new york and uhh yes

warnings: uhhh just a lot of juul metions really

jack: race and i are walking to brooklyn tomorrow are you coming?

albert: if i can jump off of the bridge, count me in

-

race: i’ve been hitting a juul pod i found on the ground in queens

specs: you’re joking right

race: why would i be joking

-

finch: you’re limping and we still have twelve blocks to walk, are you sure you don’t want help?

spot *sllllightly intoxicated*: i refuse to let anyone carry me i am sTRONG

jack: your ego is going to be the death of you

-

race: listen, what happens in this room stays in this room

finch: yeah i’ll probably say somethings i dont want out for all to hear

race: *whips juul out of choir folder* no like, yall are about to see me on a new level of crack and i have a reputation to withhold

-

albert: just so you guys know, the paintings in the rooms are bolted to the wall so you can’t get them off

davey: do i even want to know why you know this

finch: no.. no you don’t

-

crutchie: we just witnessed a drug deal outside

race: yeah it was really obvious they didn’t know what they were doing

-

race: finch hit the juul

finch: no

albert: *aggressively shoving it in his face* i don’t care if you’re are child of god hiT THE FUCKING JUUL

-

blink: *opens the door to see albert out of breath with a lampshade on his head*

albert: *wheezing* can i - hit your - vape

-

specs: romeo stop trying to play footsie with me

romeo: but i love you

elmer: would you guys shut the fuck up it’s three in the fUCKING MORNING

-

buttons: are you guys coming with us to church tomorrow? we’re leaving at 6

albert: if we don’t get arrested or die tonight maybe

race: lord knows i’ll need to repent