#Drug cw

[saltmalkin]

i liked your speed painting of your cat. very interesting style that came out of it. do you think you could try other drugs? i'd be interested to see how that affects how you paint your cat. i think a drunk painting could be funny :)

speed painting means i painted it fast not that I was high on meth oh my god

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[mokeonn]

The Great and Powerful Trixie™ smoking a great and powerful blunt

[tibby-art]

cherri said ‘draw more martyn’ careful what u wish for…… -_-

[rawserhh]

stickerz

[alllgator-blood]

I have ten billion WIP sketches I need to finish, but for some reason I stayed up from 9 PM to 4 AM conceptualizing, making patterns, sewing, painting and applying makeup on this stupid fucking felt squid......the detailing needs to be cleaned up cause there's only one coat of paint so far, but he's pretty much done

my neighbors probably think I'm insane because I was running around the yard clenching this toy kallamar in a death grip and flying him around like an airplane/putting him in the barbecue/poking him with a stick. I want to tie him to a string and recreate the opening of napoleon dynamite >:) ALSO I MADE HIM SMOKE OUT OF A STUPID CRYSTAL PIPE BUT PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY USE THOSE, THEY ARE SUPER TOXIC LMAO MINE IS FOR DECORATION

I don't have any process pics because I had tunnel vision autism style and forgot the rest of the universe existed while I was working on him. BUT if you're curious I'll ramble below the cut

Okay I am not a seamstress by any means. I've sewn my entire life but very, very infrequently. I've done plushies, clothes, cosplays, fursuits, accessories, etc. but I only do one like once a year, so while I planned to make all 5 bishops, I'm not really sure I'll get them all done. The material cost was like 20 bucks tops so I'm not too upset if I don't finish them. I AT LEAST WANT TO GET SHAMURA OR HEKET DONE.

here is the concept sketch ft. heket's toes and shamura's fingers. I decided to do his pre-schism version so I could fit him with jewelry! I did him first because like I said I sew infrequently and don't know wtf I'm doing, everyone else seemed a lot more complicated.

So I basically just traced this drawing on a printer paper-sized canvas in SAI, and guesstimated how everything would look in a 3D space. His head is four pieces, one triangle identical to the one in the picture, two wide triangles that are sewn together in the back, and a circle for his chin. You can't really see it in any of the pics but he's literally like a black cylindrical stick with little tentacles sewn on where his mantle connects to his cloak. The leg tentacles are one piece of felt that look like tassels, where they're connected by a rectangle but branch off into individual pieces. He can't stand up very well, so his cape keeps him up (that's gonna be an issue for every other bishop too except heket cause she's gonna be ROUND). Mostly everything like the crown, cloak, head, etc. are cones so I just had to make a lot of wide triangles.

For the details, I just used acrylic paint that was watered down so he's not especially crunchy, and for the blush tone I used a makeup palette my mom bought me 10 years ago in hopes I'd get in touch with my "feminine side", but I grew up into a nonbinary butch lesbian so OOPS. Kallamar looks better with makeup than me anyway. I'm kinda sad I couldn't get his freckles as lopsided as I draw them but it probably looks better in plush form to have them even anyway....

I could just post the pattern so I don't have to explain this but 1. I am mentally ill about the thought of my kallamar being in someone else's house and 2. the original pattern had to be tweaked while I was working on him so the final pattern straight up doesn't exist, I winged it the whole time

OH and the jewelry is just scrap pieces I had laying around, I might repaint it all to be gold instead of silver + bronze. I used 20g aluminum wire for his armlet thing, jumper rings for his earrings + ring (+ a diamond dot from my mom's kits for the gem) and chain for the bracelet. I made him an amulet as well but it felt like overkill so I took it off. I'm probably gonna make him a plague doctor mask and medicine bag sometime because I think about nurse kallamar more than I probably should :') I've already sewn one as a prop for a toy raven before so it shouldn't be too hard

[krispmoon]

Watching House do stupid shit and yelling at him like he’s a dog that just stole someone’s food

“GET THAT [vicodin] OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! DROP IT!!! DROP IIIIIT-”

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this is straight up one of my favorite videos in the world right now

[gengarlive]

a/n: baby steps into tumblr like a stray raccoon smelling the food in a trap and wandering in

summary: you love your girlfriend and just want the best for her, even if you have to force her to relax

content: vanessa shelly x reader | drug cw, dub/noncon cw | fingering

The look on Vanessa’s face was more than enough for you to understand what was wrong - another stupid temp covering Freddy’s - another week of weaponized incompetence she’s going to feel like she has to cover.

“Sit back and relax for me, sweetheart, let me take care of you.” After helping your girlfriend change into an oversized shirt, you managed to convince her to leave all the work bullshit in her patrol car and relax with a freshly lit joint. “Don’t you feel better now?”

Rather than using her words, she gave you a kiss to show her appreciation - happy to turn off her brain and trust you - grabbing the joint from your hand without question.

What she didn’t know was that it was a special strain you requested from your dealer to help her… let go.

Just three good hits and she was already melting into your lap, joint tossed safely into the tray and put out for future use, guiding her legs apart the moment your hands were free.

Barely a touch and she was already soaked - you couldn’t help but grab her chin and help her take in her reflection, “you’re so fucking pretty for me, look at how wet you are.”

Vanessa could barely function, struggling to rut against nothing but air as you kept your hands just out of reach and whimpering as she nuzzled against your face for a kiss.

Begging.

And you were more than happy to oblige, peppering kisses across her neck before giving her what she wanted, taking her lips and ghosting across her clit in one breath, relishing how she writhes against you, crying into your mouth with every stroke.

And even in her daze, she found just enough control to grab hold of your hand and take it hostage, locking it in place so she could rut against it, intertwining your fingers with hers and pushing more inside. 

“Still want to work for it, sweetheart?”  You couldn’t help but smile at her last ditch effort for control, even completely baked and exhausted, she still had to put up a fight. “Make yourself cum for me, sweetheart… I’ll let you have this first one and then you’re all mine for the rest of the night.”

[apollysabyss]

Path of Legends

[frost-faerie]

Funniest thing ever would be if Apollo Justice got cancelled by Gavtwt. he @'s Klavier and he's like "unrelease your single, it sucks" and gets SWARMED

(even funnier is if he doesn't care but klavier is VERY concerned that apollo is going to hate him. no klav, he just uninstalled twitter like a normal person)

"yo are we still on for coffee on friday" "...my twitter stans have been hunting you for sport" "dude what the fuck is a stan. go take a drag of mr. wright's vape you look like you need it"

[softcryz]

Happy 420 day guys

Harbored Spite Shrouded in Dark - Me!

Thousand Brittle Stars - @zarithial

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MISC FALLOUT SCENARIO PROMPTS. pulled from moments in various games. warnings for death, violence, drugs, alcohol, bugs, etc. add + REVERSE to change up who's doing what.

[ 22 ] - our muses explore vault 22 together.

[ DEATHCLAW ] - our muses are caught in a small space. there is an indeterminate amount of deathclaws outside.

[ GLOW ] - our muses explore the glowing sea.

[ STIMPACK ] - sender gives receiver a stimpack.

[ MADRE ] - our muses search for the treasure of the sierra madre.

[ DIVIDE ] - our muses explore the divide.

[ LUCKY ] - our muses get kicked out of a casino.

[ SYNTH ] - one muse is suspected by the other of being a synth.

[ BOUNTY ] - there's a price on sender's head. receiver is either hunting or hiding them.

[ IDES ] - our muses kill caesar.

[ GOODSPRINGS ] - our muses share a drink in the goodsprings saloon.

[ GRAVE ] - our muses dig a grave.

[ SNEAK ] - sender steals (or attempts to steal) something valuable from receiver.

[ RADIATION ] - receiver has radiation sickness. sender helps out.

[ FROZEN ] - sender was frozen in a vault (utp if they're pre war or if they just got caught in a situation). receiver is the first person they see upon thawing.

[ RIGGED ] - sender shot receiver. receiver is now chasing receiver through the wasteland. they meet.

[ SCORPION ] - sender has been brawling with giant radscorpions in the thorn. receiver reacts.

[ EGGS ] - our muses are on an ill-fated hunt for deathclaw eggs.

[ MEGATON ] - sender blew up megaton. receiver reacts.

[ UNDERWORLD ] - our muses explore the underworld.

[ TRANQUILITY ] - our muses "wake up" in tranquility lane.

[ AWAKE ] - sender nearly died. they wake to receiver, who's fixed them up (to the best of their ability).

[ RAIDER ] - our muses bargain with raiders.

[ BULLET ] - our muses have a shootout.

[ FISH ] - our muses see fish. maybe for the first time.

[ BOOMER ] - our muses attempt to get into boomer territory without being blown up.

[ LOCKPICK ] - sender watches receiver pick a lock.

[ HACK ] - sender watches receiver hack a terminal.

[ EMPTY ] - our muses get stuck in the big empty. brains optional.

[ SHROUD ] - our muses argue about who has to wear the silver shroud costume (and then - optionally - go run heroic errands).

[ SMOOTHSKIN ] - sender is pretty damn sure they're a ghoul. receiver is hellbent on convincing them they aren't.

[ TINKER ] - sender requests help with fixing something from receiver.

[ STAR ] - our muses find a sunset sarsaparilla star bottle cap and are attacked by a treasure hunter.

[ MOONLIGHT ] - our muses camp overnight in the wasteland.

[ DINKY ] - our muses enjoy the view from the top of novac's resident dinosaur.

[ EDUCATION ] - receiver teaches sender a little something about a skill of their choice.

[ ANIMAL ] - receiver watches as sender hangs out with wasteland wildlife.

[ STORM ] - our muses are caught in a radstorm.

[ HEARTH ] - sender shows receiver their home.

[ RECIPE ] - sender teaches receiver a recipe at a campfire on the trail.

[goatpaste]

(For requests) TAZ balance main cast smoking weed

Sorry, we smoked your cleric because he is small and green

[tibby-art]

[burstofstarlight]

okay so Scott's basically a dolphin this season.

also he has a supply of pufferfish below his base.

dolphins use pufferfish to get high irl. I'm choosing to believe when Scott gave Jimmy the pufferfish he was inviting Jimmy to his blunt rotation but Tim totally misunderstood.

landlubber culture shock ig. missed out on a weed smorking boyfriend