#*insert parks and rec meme* it's about the longing

[nctsworld]

to support the nct writeblr community, i’ve decided to host a writing challenge! all works will be reblogged onto my blog and added to this masterlist for this challenge. 

please read all the rules carefully and blacklist #nctsworldfwc for those who wish to avoid the content! 

RULES: 

you do not have to follow me, but i’m always appreciative of those who do! 

must reblog this post to participate (likes do not count) 

all fics must include and focus on at least one nct member (other groups as side characters are fine)

fics must only be reader fics (all genders welcome); no ships please

must use at least any one of the prompts under the cut (feel free to use multiple and mix and match) 

all genres are acceptable (fluff, angst, smut, crack, etc.), as long as you make use of at least one of the prompts

if you are writing smut, please be 18+ 

mention and tag trigger warnings as necessary 

timestamps and blurbs are acceptable, but minimum 300 words

no limit on word count, but if it’s over 500 words, you must use the read more function 

tag your works with #nctsworldfwc in order for me to reblog and support your work! you may also mention me and hope tumblr won’t hide the notification

may submit more than one fic, but only a maximum of three fic submissions are allowed

deadline will be march 31, 2021 (i will stop checking the tag after this date, but feel free to submit it after this date and i’ll try my best to reblog and update the masterlist)

if you have any questions or need clarification, please don’t hesitate to send in an ask or dm me!

PERSONAL NOTE: 

i will try my best to read every fic and give feedback! however, depending on how many will participate, it might just not be possible, but i promise (as long as you adhere to the above rules) to reblog and support your work! 

i may also rec some people’s works, and not other’s. please do not let that discourage you from writing! everyone has different opinions, but remember that just because i may not like it, there won’t be someone out there who loves it (insert the holy shit two cakes writing meme). 

the aim of this challenge is to inspire the community to write and to support and read each other’s works. 

have fun and i look forward to all your fics!!! 

PROMPTS 

tropes: 

best friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

friends with benefits to lovers

roommates to lovers 

fake relationship/dating 

one night stand

there is only one bed 

childhood friends

holiday romance (eg. christmas, summer vacation) 

au’s: 

bartender au 

boxer au

coffee shop au  

college au 

flower shop au 

harry potter au

marvel or dc au 

office au (eg. ceo, assistant, co-workers, etc.) 

royalty au 

soulmate au

spy au 

supernatural au (eg. vampires, ghosts, demons, etc.) 

tattoo artist au 

theme park au 

dialogue prompts: 

“are you serious right now?” 

“are you trying to kill me?” 

“because i love you, you idiot.” 

“can i kiss you?” 

“do it again, i dare you.” 

“don’t lie to me.” 

“hey, you awake?” 

“how much did you drink?” 

“i could do this all day.” 

“i needed you. i needed you!” 

“i never wanted anything to do with you to begin with.” 

“i want you now.” 

“i’m waiting.” 

“i’m usually not this desperate.” 

“is this even going anywhere?” 

“prove it.” 

“spend the night with me?” 

“stop lying to me!”

“that’s not fair.”  

“the bed is cold without you.” 

“try to stay quiet.” 

“wanna bet?” 

“what are you staring at?” “you.” 

“you owe me a kiss.” 

“you’re mine.” 

“your wish is my command.” 

artist prompts (can use any song from their discography):

ariana grande

doja cat 

harry styles

keshi

lany 

maroon 5 

nct (all units) 

taylor swift

tinashe 

troye sivan 

the weeknd

we the kings 

song prompts: 

body moves - dnce 

candy - baekhyun 

dream of you - chungha 

fancy - twice 

good kisser - usher 

i like me better - lauv 

little things - one direction 

lowkey - niki

make love make music - castlecomer 

strangers - jonas brothers 

thinking out loud - ed sheeran 

movie prompts: 

10 things i hate about you 

a cinderella story 

how to lose a guy in 10 days 

looks that kill 

notting hill 

set it up 

starstruck 

to all the boys i’ve loved before 

tagging potential interested peeps: (and b/c you’re like the only handful of writers i really know sldfmsd)

@hyuckles-chuckles​ @immabiteyou​ @jeongvision​ @notnctu​ @ppangjae​ @sehunniepot​ 

[cranesofibycus]

Not just a comment about Eodwulf's arms. But specifically his *forearms* I don't know what your other anon is on about, that has supremely gay/bi energy. *insert parks and rec meme* it's all about the subtext of it all

Imagine wondering whether the forearms of your long-lost former best school friend - who is also a hunk and just sorta dark and dangerous in the best of ways - are still as beautiful and impressive as they used to and it not being a bit of a gay thing.  

[drawlfoy]

The Wonders of Ohio P.1

masterlist request guidelines okay i keep saying i’m on a hiatus and i literally start like 7 series kill me now

pairing: draco x muggle!reader

request: requested from my 14 year old brain...and her wattpad account...

summary: american high school senior y/n is roped into hosting a british exchange student, and something doesn’t seem quite right.

a/n: i wanted to do some country other than mine but it wouldn’t make sense for him to be sent to a UK family (wayy too close) and also i don’t want to assume things about a culture i am not a part of. so. yeah. sorry for this being such an ameri-centric blog, i’d like to change that but for now this is my guilty pleasure self-insert fic, along with all my fellow muggle high school seniors out here.

warnings: language. intense americanness. god i hate america

tags!!! i love you all so dearly wtf @accio-rogers @eltanin-malfoy @geeksareunique

music recs: orinoco flow from enya ( i know it’s a meme shhh it fits the scene i have of draco entering the us so well)

word count: 2,174

also: i’ll be writing the entirety of this from y/n’s point of view...i’m giving draco a rest

“So...his parents are worried about his safety in England?” Y/N shifted in her car seat, wincing as the hot leather scorched her bare arms.

“They weren’t entirely clear on it,” her mother said. She had just pushed the key into the ignition, and hot air was blasting out of the AC at an uncomfortable rate. “I’m sure you read the news about the poor people who were going missing over there...and he seems to be from a well-off family who can afford this kind of venture...”

“Did you ever tell me his name?”

“Draco Malfoy.”

Y/N nearly spat out the sip of water she had just taken, spinning around to stare at his mom. “Draco? What kind of name is that?”

“Sweetheart, be nice now,” she reprimanded, giving her a stern look. “It seems as though this family has been through a lot. I remember them mentioning something about being political targets.”

“That’s funny. I don’t remember reading anything about the Malfoy family in BBC or anything.” Y/N frowned and set her water bottle in the cup holder, turning away to watch the scenery of her state pass by.

“Perhaps it’s confidential,” her mother said. “It’s best that we don’t pressure him too much. It’s just our job to make him comfortable for a year, that’s all.”

“That’s all? You want me to give up my senior year to make some random rich boy comfortable?”

“Y/N,” her mother warned. “You’ll be civil. I know it’s strange, but I can assure you that he’ll find his own group of friends after the first week or so of school. He’ll be like a brother.”

“I can only try.” Y/N glanced up at the clock in the car, noticing that it was already 10 past 4. “Aren’t we a bit late? I thought that the program said that they wanted us at the pick-up point at 4.”

“Did they?” Mrs. Y/L/N seemed hardly concerned. “I don’t think that it’ll matter. This is an exchange program after all, you remember how they were last year in the summer. The bus didn’t even show up with all the kids until half past the hour. Speaking of which, did you happen to bring the sign?”

“How could I have made a sign with his name on it if I didn’t know what it was, Mom?”

Her mother swore under her breath, her eyes darting around the car. “You’re right. I completely forgot to tell you, you know, with the PTA meeting and everything last night...”

“Yeah, yeah,” Y/N mumbled. “It was a real rager.”

“Do we have any paper in here?” Mrs. Y/L/N began opening the glove department and sorting through it.

“Mom! I’ll do it! Keep your eyes on the road, please!” Pushing her mother’s hands away, she began going through it. There was nothing but a crumpled napkin, a “Wonders of Ohio” pamphlet, and a slightly dried EXPO dry-erase marker.

“Yeah, we have some,” Y/N muttered, uncapping the EXPO marker and writing the words “Welcome Draco!” on the unfolded tour pamphlet.

“Oh, Y/N, that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Maybe if the PTA bake sale meeting wasn’t so crazy, we’d be in a different situation right now.” Y/N broke into a fit of laughter, leading her mother to do the same. “I swear. He’s not gonna want to come home with us. I think he’d probably take being a political target over going home with rednecks like us.”

“You’re bad, Y/N.”

Their conversation was cut short as they arrived in a school parking lot that Y/N had been in many times to pick up exchange students for the summer. Today, it was a bit different. The crispier fall air had turned the leaves orange and red, each color illuminated brightly by the sun, which was now hitting the earth at a sharper angle.

And, most curious of all, there was only one car in the parking lot.

“See, I told you that they wouldn’t be here yet,” her mother said, motioning to the empty lot.

“But...aren’t there usually coordinators? And other parents?”

Something was beginning to feel...off.

“Well...I suppose so,” she said, pushing her glasses up on the bridge of her nose. “Yes, I guess this is a bit unusual.”

Their confusion only grew as they pulled into the closest parking space to the front. No one was there to greet them, which was very odd. Normally there were some adults who organized the exchange program set up a refreshments table and supplied sign building equipment in the case that you had forgotten...but today, things were different.

“Maybe year-long exchanges are just different?” Y/N suggested as they both stepped out of the car and made their way to the waiting area.

“I don’t see why they would be,” Mrs. Y/L/N said, frowning. “However, I think that this is being done by a third party program. Shannon told me that while our usual program was helping, a different one was doing most of the diplomatic and visa work.”

The two waited for about two minutes in silence. Y/N had folded and unfolded her “Welcome Draco” sign probably around 6 times before a pop rang out, loud enough to startle her.

“What was that?” she yelped, turning to see her mother just as concerned. 

“I don’t know, doll. Maybe someone is having...car troubles?” 

Y/N knew that that wasn’t true, but she didn’t push it. Instead, she was more focused on the two two tall figures walking towards them on the street. One had a certified dad body, tall with a broad chest that was only accentuated by a strange button-up with flamingos on it (and a sports jacket?). The man’s hair was what stood out most of all: a shock of carrot orange hair, nearly identical to the turning leaves around him. A very strange tri-cornered Revolutionary style hat was perched on top of his head.

His companion was taller but wiry, clad in long dark green cloak that flowed in the wind. As they got closer, Y/N realized how ridiculous the guy looked. His hair was a startling white blonde, but he had the face of someone around her age.

“Hello!” 

The older man stopped halfway through the parking lot, waving and grinning at Y/N and her mother. They both waved back, trading glances of amusement.

“Hi?” Y/N raised her voice. “Do you need help?”

The man’s face split even further into a grin. “Are you the Y/L/N family?” His voice had turned into a yell to battle the sound of a car alarm that had sounded just a few streets over. 

“What was that? You need to come closer,” Mrs. Y/L/N yelled back, motioning for them to approach. The man sent the blonde boy a pleased look, almost as if to say “see? That wasn’t too hard”. They began walking, but the carrot haired man seemed especially fascinated with the other car that was parked by them. He froze in the lot, staring at the white Subaru, mesmerized as the brake lights turned on and the car began to ease back--right in their direction.

“Oh my god...he’s gonna get hit, Mom!” They shared a concerned look before they both cupped their hands to their mouths.

“Sir, you need to move! That car’s going to hit you!” 

They watched in horror as the Subaru slowly eased out of the parking lot, getting within a foot of the man before the blonde boy yanked him out of the way. Y/N could’ve sworn she heard the man say “Marvelous! Just fascinating!”.

“Jesus Christ, Mom, do you think they’re methheads or something?” Y/N made sure to drop her voice to a hushed whisper, worriedly turning towards her. “Should we get in the car and go? What if they’re going to kill us?”

“You’re too overdramatic,” Mrs. Y/L/N reprimanded...but Y/N could see how she was turning her car keys over and over in her hands. “If they come close and making strange advances, then we run, okay?” 

“Sounds good,” Y/N said, her voice weak as the two men stepped up onto the curb and began to get within earshot.

“Are you the Y/L/N family?” the man asked. His British accent shocked Y/N, and suddenly it all made sense.

“Yes, that’s us,” her mother said. 

Now that they were closer, Y/N got a good look at the boy in the green cloak. His features were sharply aristocratic, with a nose that looked like it belonged on a statue out of the Renaissance. She felt him looking her over with the same amount of intensity and immediately crumpled up her Wonders of Ohio pamphlet, shoving it into her pocket. 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” the man said. “I’m Arthur Weasley. This is Draco Malfoy.” 

The boy’s scowl only deepened once Mr. Weasley nudged him forward with his elbow. “Say hello, Draco,” he muttered under his breath, his eyes carrying a degree of desperation. 

“Hello.” His voice was cold and uninterested, just like the weight of his gaze. 

“I’m Y/N,” she offered, throwing on a forced smile. “And this is my mother, Y/N Y/L/N.”

“You can call me whatever you’d like, Y/N, even Mom if that’s what you prefer,” Mrs. L/N said. Draco visibly winced at that. 

“Mrs. L/N is fine with me.” 

Y/N cringed at the painful amount of awkwardness. “Where’s your stuff, Draco?” 

Before he could answer, Mr. Weasley jumped in, unfolding a piece of paper and reading it verbatim. “Mr. Malfoy’s luggage is having some trouble getting through cus...customs? Customs. His items will arrive at your place of residence shortly.”

“Did you try to sneak a musket in here to win back the US for the British crown or something?” Y/N couldn’t help but let a snicker slip through. Mr. Weasley seemed to pick up that she’d attempted to make a joke and bellowed a laugh while Draco simply stared her down.

“No.” 

“This is going to be so much fun,” her mother exclaimed, clapping her hands together. “If there’s nothing more to do, we can go ahead and head home. I’m sure you want to rest, Draco.”

Y/N noticed that he flinched every time his name was uttered, and this time was no exception. 

Silence ensued until Mr. Weasley decided to break it. “Sounds like a splendid plan. Feel free to owl--contact me if you need anything, or if Mr. Malfoy here misbehaves in...” He paused to send a glare to Draco, “...any way. The Ministry can’t thank you enough for your help.”

With that, he turned and walked around the corner of the building in the opposite way he came, leaving Draco to stand awkwardly in front of them. Despite his expensive appearance and haughty attitude, it was clear that he didn’t know what to do with his right hand as he kept tucking and untucking it from his pocket. 

“Didn’t you guys come from a different direction?” Mrs. Y/L/N puzzled, staring back in the direction they came. A loud pop rang out once more.

“That’s very odd,” Y/N commented. She could tell that Draco was frozen up, his left hand curled up into a fist. “No matter. Let’s get you home. I call shotgun.”

“Y/N, no, he gets shotgun,” her mother corrected, walking towards their car. Draco trailed behind them with a very confused expression on his face. 

‘Fine, fine,” she moaned, flinging open the backseat. Once they had settled in--she had noticed that Draco took a fair bit of time to buckle his seat-belt--Y/N leaned forward over the console to look at him. “Do they not have cars in England or something?”

“Y/N!” 

Y/N ignored her mother’s shocked comment and looked at him expectantly. 

“You could say that,” he muttered, refusing to make eye contact with her and choosing to look out the window at the passing trees instead. 

“You have a very cool accent,” Y/N pushed, moving over to sit in the middle. “What part of the UK are you from? I’ve never been able to match an accent to a region.”

Draco shrugged. “You wouldn’t know the place.”

“Try me.”

“Y/N, leave the boy alone,” her mother interrupted, moving her hand to push her back from the console. “He’s had a long day of traveling and he’s tired.”

“What time was your flight this morning?”

“Y/N!” 

“I’m sorry,” she said, only partly meaning it. “I’ll stop. I’m really doing wonders for the loud American stereotype, huh?”

He made a sound that seemed like he agreed and rested his head on the window. From her vantage point, she could see that there were no dark roots in his hair, meaning that his color had to either be completely natural or just dyed. She mentally made a note to ask him about that later. While she couldn’t believe it, it seemed like his hair had to be natural: the strands looked so silky from where she was, with no frizz and a light gleam to it. 

She flopped back into her seat, casting her eyes up to the sky. 

This was going to be a long year.

final a/n: i’m so bad at managing my time...oh my god....please help...also i promise there’ll be more of this. i promise i literally love this story and also i’m not from ohio so if i get something very wrong about ohio then i’m very sorry to all my ohioan readers <333333

[letitrainasunnyday]

I would like you to tell us how you started your love for ShinRan. Was it automatic as soon as you started watching the series or fell in love with them over time? What hooked you on them?

I know you like both ShinRan and Heizuka, but your favorite is ShinRan. In this regard, I would like to ask you which specific aspects of ShinRan make you like them more than the others.

I’m putting both these asks together because they’re more or less the same answer. 

To be perfectly honest I don’t know what it was about them that made me ship them, because I was very young and I don’t really remember, but I do remember it was instant. For some reason --basically probably because all signs really pointed at it-- I was like yup, these two, for sure, 100% they need to end up together. 

And then I think the big thing about them for me was the fact that they couldn’t be together. 

Insert Parks And Rec meme here: it’s about the longing. 

For some reason, even though I was like 6, I understood that these two really desperately wanted to be together but couldn’t, and that that fact was hurting them beyond everything. And because I had already fallen in love with Shinichi and Ran separately, because I had already given them a huge chunk of my heart and believed in them and admired them and loved them as if they were friends and family, I couldn’t stand either of them being in pain. And the fact that they were in pain, ironically, because of each other pulled at my tiny heartstrings and I sold my soul to them forever. 

The other thing was Shinichi’s absolute commitment and devotion to Ran. The fact that he wholeheartedly gave himself to Ran without a second thought; that he’d rather die than put her in harm’s way; that he wouldn’t think twice about giving his life to protect hers. That level of love surpassed me and pulled me in and I haven’t been able to get out ever since. 

[olkarianprincess]

A friendly guide to finding literally anything on my blog

Hey friends! So for whatever reason, this is the one blog I generally keep organized. Tumblr’s search is shit, but I try to be regular with tags. If you’re looking for specific content or need to block content, here’s my format:

For stuff I make it’s either “Kat’s [thing]” or “my [thing]” but fair warning I always forget which one I use so there’s stuff under both

Examples: Kat’s AUs, my headcanons, kat’s fic

For non-Voltron content there’s basically two tags, “not Voltron” and “Kat’s personal tag” I think I used to use “about Kat” too

For ships, it’s just the common ship name

Examples: Shidge, Heith, Hunelle

For AUs or tropes, it goes [au name]!au

Examples: Altean!au, Dark!au, role swap!au

For genres, it’s just the genre name.

Examples: angst, crack, fluff

For certain character AUs or tropes it’s [au name]![character name].

Examples: human!Allura, spy!pidge

For triggers, squicks, and warnings, it’s just the name of the thing.

Examples: mcd, violence, blood

All asks are tagged “asks” and with the persons username or “anon.” Any recurring AUs of mine are given a specific name in the format [au name]!au. And all ask or tag games are also given a specific name.

Fic is tagged “fic Rec” or “fic”

Fandom events & projects will be “fandom event” or “fanzine” and then the events name, with and without a year added if it’s annual.

Examples: Shidge secret Santa 2019, Shidgemas, shidgemas 2019

For holidays I do the same thing. I have a general tag with the holiday name and one that’s “[holiday] [year]”

Examples: Christmas, Christmas 2018, halloween, halloween 2017, thanksgiving, thanksgiving 2019

I also have a few specific tags I like to use. “Pidge in a dress” whenever she’s wearing a dress. “Long hair Katie” if her hair is long. And a few Shidge ones.

Shidge: Shidge!kiss, Shidge!baby, Shidge!wedding

I do have specific tags for people I interact w regularly, but I’m super inconsistent about those lmao sorry. You’ll generally get a tag dedicated to you if you interact with me consistently. I’m like a stray cat that likes humans but is shy. Unless given attention regularly, I am hesitant to approach. Alt., you could get a nickname for other reasons. Like regularly causing me pain thru angst (you know who are are). People tags tend to be “[nickname] friend”

The queue tag is “form queuetron” which my phone autocorrects and one time I misspelled it and tumblr never let me forget. It constantly suggested the misspelling as a tag. “Scheduled” is pretty self-explanatory. Occasionally there’s “reminder” “reblog” or “signal boost”

Any post like this that’s about the actual blog itself is tagged “blog maintenance”

Lastly, there’s my nonsense tags. These are tags I use often but they’re to emote. Stuff like “blessed” and “cute”

And if you’ve made it this far, you’ve either got nothing to do OR you have a shit ton to do but you’re putting it off, so imma talk about some of my favorite tags. One I love is “no beta we die like men” bc I don’t edit things. [insert that one parks & Rec meme and where I’m like “I’ve never edited anything in my life, ever” and you’re like “I know and I love you”]. Another personal fav but I’ve only had the chance to use once is “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” The tag is perfection. It so accurately conveys what it’s about. It’s amazing.

[the-fanaddict]

A lot of Questions (aka the-fanaddict procrastinates)

There were supposedly 92 questions, but the numbering was all screwed up and there are actually 85.

Tagged by @evilwriter37​! Thanks!

LAST:

1- Drink: Coke. I had dinner a while back  2- Last Phone Call: My mom 3- Text Message: My suitemate needed a picture of something 4- Song listened to: “A Leap of Faith” from the Minecraft Story Mode soundtrack.  5- Time you cried: I think some weeks back when thinking abt my future

HAVE YOU:

6- Dated someone twice: what is dating 7- Kissed someone and regretted it- again. not exactly a romantic 8- Been Cheated on: No   9- Lost someone special: Yes. quite a few people actually (either dead or moved away forever)  10- Been Depressed: *insert bruce banner meme* 11- Gotten Drunk and thrown up: I will never drink. Though I’ve seen my cousins drunk. what an experience. 

LIST THREE COLORS

12- Hot pink 13- Deep purple 14- Lapis Blue (still have episode 4 on my mind lol)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15: Made New Friends- Senior year was the year I made a nice friend group 16: Fallen out of love: Nope 17- Laughed until you cried: Oh yes 18- Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t remember  19- Found out who your friends are: Not really. 20- Kissed someone on Facebook: um no.

GENERAL

21- How many of you facebook friends do you know in real life:  I mean they’re all my relatives so... 22: Do you have any pets: no

23: Do you want to change your name: Not really. 24: What did you do on ur last bday: House party with relatives.  25- What time do you wake up: 6:50 on weekdays and around noon on weekends 26: What were you doing at midnight last night: suffering bc homework 27- Name something you cant wait for: TROLLHUNTERS SEASON 2!!!!, HTTYD 3, mcsm episode 5, steven universe on FRIDAY, oh and Thanksgiving break.   28: When was the last time you saw you mom: a few hours back when I was facetiming her 29: What is one thing you could change: can I be a healthy weight/at least a little toned 30: What are you listening to right now: Minecraft Story Mode Soundtrack 31- Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: Yes. My brother’s friend is named Tom. 32: Something that is getting on your nerves: tungle in general lol 33: Most Visited Sites: Tumblr, Webassign, moodle, Youtube, and fanfiction 34: Moles: at least 3 on each arm, one on my finger, and one on my cheek 35: Marks: I have a burn mark from my trip to India last year and a scar on my knee from like 10 years ago falling off a scooter.  36: Childhood dream: to be an artist 37: Hair color: dark brown with natural auburn highlights (ayy same evilwriter)  38: Long or short hair: long 39: Do you have a crush on someone: Not really? I mean do find some people (celebrities) attractive, but a crush? 40: What do you like about yourself: My intelligence mostly 41: Peircings: Nope 42: Blood type: idk 43: Nicknames: none 44: Relationship Status: forever alone 45: Zodiac Sign: Gemini 46: Pronouns: She/Her 47: Favorite T.V Shows: Trollhunters, Steven Unvierse, Wild Kratts, Miraculous Ladybug, and Rtte I guess 48: Left or Right Handed: Right 49: Surgery: none 50: Hair dyed in a different color: nah 51: Sport: I don’t play sports 52: Vacation: I’ve been to India and the bahamas 53: Pair of trainers: Idk.

MORE GENERAL:

54: Eating: Our dining hall had an early thanksgiving dinner 55: Drinking: I mean I drink water so. 56: I’m about to: “study” for 2 tests tomorrow 57: Want: to sleep, not be stressed, and watch parks and rec 58: get Married: It’ll happen eventually i guess 59: Career: Half-dead college student. (same fam) 60: hugs or kisses: Hugs 61: Lips or Eyes: Eyes 62: Short or tall: 5′2′’ 63: Older or younger: 5 years Older than my brother  64: Nice arms or stomach: None. I am a noodle 65: sensitive or loud: Sensitive. I will cry so easily.  66- Hook up or relationship: Relationship bc I will probably get attached easily.  67: Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant. my brother’s the troublemaker

HAVE U EVER

68- Kissed a stranger: no 69- Drank hard liquor: hellNo 70: Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: I don’t wear glasses 71: Turned someone down: I dont even date so

PERSONAL

72: Sex on the first date: No. I need to know them better first! 73: Broken someone’s heart: Nope. 74- Had your heart broken: platonically? yes. My best friend moved away.  75- Have been Arrested: no 76: Cried when someone died: Oh yes. Both in real life and fictional 77: Fallen for a friend: Conflicted abt it tbh

DO U BELIEVE-

78: Yourself: I mean...yeah but at the same time trust nobody not even yourself 79: Miracles: depends. 80: Love at first sight: more like attracted at first sight. 81: Santa Claus: not really 82- Kiss on the first date: no. need to know them better first. 

MORE:

83- Current Best Friend: my best friend may have moved away but we still keep in touch (shoutout to my girl Anji)  84- Eye Color: Dark brown, though it’s more hazelly in sunlight. 85- Fav Movie: How to Train Your Dragon no question

[torinspeer-blog]

GET TO KNOW ME

1. What’s your first name? Torin 2. What are you listening to right now? 
The ambient noises of my property. OH! SHIT! Uhhh... punk rock Spotify playlist-punk pop's not dead 3. What was the last thing you ate?
Tuna fish sandwich 4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 
"Attention: important seniors!" Medicare 5. Do you drink? 
🤤🤤🤤 6. Do you smoke? 
Only to give myself cancer!👍👏👏🙌💯 7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? 
I think it depends on the individual? I mean I'm an intuition dom and have ADHD so it's not like I notice🤷‍♀️ 8. What is your hair color? 
Very dark brown 9. What is your eye color?
Hazel 10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? 
Reading glasses 11. Dogs or cats? 
dogs no shit you ever seen a kitters run around like a little glob weeaboo? Uhuh I didn't think so hun! 12. What’s your favorite animal? 
ANY ANIMAL THAT CUDDLES ME AND MAKES ME FEEL LESS ALONE!!!!! 13. What’s your favorite television show? 
Parks and rec probably (seen the ending? On the emotional level it's more like parks and rekt am I fucking right guys? YEET!) 14. What’s your favorite movie? 
Farris buellers day off what am I a hipster? 15. What’s your favorite band/singer? 
GREENDAYGREENDAYGREENDAYGREENDAYENFP4W5PIXIEPRIDESON!!!! 16. How old are you? 
19. I'm old enough to know a thing or two. Like, literally. I know one thing and maybe another but no more than that. 17. Do you have a crush on anyone? yes... don't worry. I burry my feelings deep inside my soul just like every other well adjusted adult 18. What’s your sexual orientation? 
I thought I was bi but then a bi guy said hi from behind and that thought ended 19. What’s your favorite color?
blue? Red? Purple? I'm more of a... ummm... shit 20. What was your most embarrassing moment? 
😂😂😂 ok, so there was this one time, I was born, and it got soooooyyyt awkward!!😂😂😳 21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? 
Oh god I have enough extisensial dread as is holy shit take that to someone else 22. What were you like when you were a kid? 
Lazy, stupid, and never gonna accomplish anything with a work ethic like that hahahaHAHAHAHA SOMEBODY TAKE THE PAIN AWAY 23. What would your dream house be like? 
A little house in the prairies where I can sit in the front yard with my wife in a rocking chair and watch my grandchildren play 24. What last made you laugh? 
My last joke, bitch 25. What is your favorite word? 
Romp... hehehe. It makes me think of cute little bunny rabbits hopping along in the woods 26. What is your least favorite word? 
No 27. What turns you on? IF YOU LET ME TALK FOR A WHILE AND GIGGLE AND THINK IM SMART I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER 28. What turns you off? 
ME NOT BEING ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE (holy shit I mean these are jokes but like god do I need therapy? Holy shit). 29. What is your star sign? 
Sometimes, when I'm lost, I like to look for a sign to know whether I'm standing in the light of the word, or its darkness (the joke is that I use the sun as a sign for if it's daytime hartyharhar). 30. What are your favorite books? 
 31. Do you have any siblings? 
two brothers and two sisters 32. Do you like to dance? Depends if you count air guitar and awkward lanky jolting as dancing cuz if yes THEN YA IM THE FUCKING MLG TRICK SHOT KING OF THAT SHIT. 33. What is your definition of cheating? 
Summoning help in dark souls 34. Have you ever cheated on someone? 
Nope 35. Do you regret anything? 
Who the hell doesn't? Regret is a natural and essential piece of the human condition. It's horrible, but it teaches us how to live. 36. Do you have any phobias? Tight spaces high spaces suffocating in spaces (pluralized by virtue of multiverse theory) standing in line waiting to talk getting cut off cutting someone off cutting myself my memes not being fresh enough you know normal people stuff 37. Ever broken any bones? Sadly, no😔 38. Ever come close to death? 
I mean I almost killed myself several time soooo... (guys before you ask I'm ok now don't worry I'm just figuring my shit out😂😂) 39. What is your religion, if any? 
I worship at the holy grail of Cthulhu ahem check your privilege 40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? 
Yes. I had a crush on her. Refer to question #27 41. Are looks important in a relationship? 
They aren't the most important thing but yes I like being sexually attracted to people I'll potentially fuck exclusively for the rest of my life 42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? 
I refuse to identify commonalities 43. What is your favorite season? 
Springs, or fall. I don't pay attention but I live in Arizona so whatever time my balls aren't stuck to my pants🤗 44. Do you have any tattoos? 
No but if I did it would just be "[]" because it's basically "[insert here]" brackets so I could tell people it's for or means or is about anything I want to. 45. Do you have any piercings? 
No. But I have pierced myself IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN😂😂🙌💯 46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 
1? One lasted four days does that count? Cuz then it's 2. God... I need to get laid. OR HAVE AN ADORABLE HUNAM TO CUDDLE AND TALK TO AND DO THE DIRTY WITH AS THE CHERRY ON TOP OF HER CHERRY😂😂😂 oh god I kill myself😂 47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? As MBTI lore would suggest (I'm an enfp btw howdy), my soul belongs to sexy anime babes. 48. Who is your celebrity crush? ... that just made me feel lonely and I don't know why 49. Are you a virgin? 😉 50. Do you get jealous easily? Depends on the situation. I always keep it under wraps though. 51. What is your favorite type of food? 
BUFFALO WINGS!!!! THOSE BETTER EXIST IN THE HEAVEN I DONT BELIEVE IN 52. Do you ever want to get married? 
Hell ya my dude! 53. Who was your first kiss with? 
My first girlfriend. 54. Have you ever been cheated on? 
... 55. What is your idea of the perfect date? 
No idea. Just as long as we connect really well and I have the sense of finding someone who actually makes sense as a person and does that in a way complimentary to who I am. Talk about life I guess. NO HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT LIFE FUCK YES!!!! 56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? 
Introverted extrovert😉😉😉 57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? 
I doubt it but I believe in a neighboring universe where Hitler doesn't have a mustache soooo.... 58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with? 
Self esteem 59. What is your saddest memory? 
Hahahaha... no 60. Do you believe in love at first sight? 
no but I do believe in getting your jimmies rustled on first sight😉 61. Do you believe in soul mates? 
I'm a nihilist. I believe in finding someone who fits you well enough that the tear in your soul is mostly ignorable, but not anyone who's made for you 62. Have you ever dyed your hair? 
No 63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? 
So one of the definitions for my name in urban dictionary is "Torin: likes to masturbate with the slimy sea creatures of the sea to get that real pussy feel. Synonymous with 'squids'."... apparently that escalated from fiction to fact very quickly. 64. Would you go against your moral code for money? 
It depends. Ends justify the means. For example: I would stomp several puppies to death in an absolutely brutal fashion in order to save the lives of millions of children starving to death in Africa. 65. What are three things most people don’t know about you? 
I've struggled with depression since 8th grade. I'm fairly certain their are missing pieces of my personality, which would explain why there's a different version of me for every person and why I forget who I am after just like 2 days of being alone. I don't cry a lot but it's not for healthy reasons. 66. Who are you jealous of?
Basically everyone 67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? 
NO BUT NOW I WANT TO I JUST GOT ALL WARM AND FUZZY FEELING 68. How long was your longest relationship? 
About six months 69. Is the glass half empty or half full? 
It's in the eye of the beholder. It doesn't really matter which one it is though, it only matters what you do with what's left. 70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? 
😳 I'll wait to tell you until the third date😉 71. Who are your closest friends?
Currently a college friend who's out of state. I tend not to stay particularly close to people for too long tho... ok well shit now I'm sad 72. Are you in a relationship? 
Nope 73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 
I don't even have a joke wow fuck I'm lonely 74. Are you a bad person? 
STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT IF I DO AND I DECIDE IM NOT I WILL SLIP INTO A SEVERE DEPRESSION that sounded funny in my head holy shit no it was not 75. Are you a lover or a fighter? 
I fight for love💁 76. What did you do on your last birthday? 
Some stuff my mother wouldn't be proud of 77. What is your favorite quote and why? 
“Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I've done it a thousand times." -Mark Twain. It illustrates some things I'm not in the mindset to process 78. If your best friend died, what would you do? 
NUUUUUUUUUU FUCKIN STAAAAHHHHHPPP I WILL CRY 5EVR 79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? 
Beat my bitch ass (holy shit I need to process stuff stop asking me these questions I thought I had a healthy-ish self esteem but clearly not #sendhalp) 80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? 
I have ADHD, so probably process everything at once and feel to panicked to do anything. That or the stimulation would be enough that I'd do everything and anything I wanted with no inhibitions. 81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had? 
One time I sucked on this hot chicks nipples and not only did it taste nasty but the nipple grew and stabbed my fucking throat OMG I DEEPTHROATED A NIPPLE THAT JUST CLICKED WTF 82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? 
In a relationship, if it's with the right person. 83. Who were you in a past life? 
Mark Twain Bitch! 84. What is your happiest childhood memory? 
I have no idea. None of them exist in a vacuum. They only matter in context of everything else. 85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? 
The majority of my life since my first boner yes. 86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? 
Oh I had like fucking 10 but they were all tv show characters except for one and I didn't like him that much. 87. If you were the president, what would you do? 
I would gather as much information as possible about the most important matters and work down from there. 88. What is your ideal career? 
Rn, comedian 89. What is your political affiliation? INDEPENDENT BITCH! 90. Are you conservative or liberal? 
I'm left leaning. I identify more with liberal values but both are important in order to balance eachother out (that's why our political atmosphere is so volatile. Used to be we'd have a democrat then a republican and they'd switch every year, but congress would have the opposite orientation as the president. Now we have a switching one party system every year.) 91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? 
FUCKING WOMEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME WOMEN ARE HOURGLASSES MEN ARE LIKE UPSIDE DOWN TRIANGLES WITH LEGS AND A LITTLE DONGLE HOW IS THIS A QUESTION??!?!! 92. Do you like kissing in public? 
No. I'm constantly aware of everything going on around me so I need some privacy. 93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? 
humans can choose super powers (I'm keeping this one from the last guy's answers fucking savage dude) 94. Where would you like to live? 
NEW YORK CITY 95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? 
NEW YORK CITY EXCEPT I STAY THERE 96. Describe yourself in one word. 
eclectic 97. Describe yourself in one sentence. 
LISTEN TO GREENDAY "walking contradiction" AND ANY SIMILAR SONG!!

[ben-yatta]

tagged by @suck-min (thanks my dude!) i’ll tag: @fefiri @reinhardtsprettycool @syyd @razias-cats @mistergallows

last text sent: *insert meme*

favourite colours: any blue really


what time did u wake up at today: 7:00

what were u doing last night at midnight: Watchin JoJo cause i gotta catch up

name something you can’t wait for: ARMS or Doomfist (same thing right?)

when was the last time u saw ur mother: an hour ago. maybe less.

one thing u wish u could change abt ur life: wish i could hang out with my friends more 

whats getting on ur nerves rn: some people in my life

favourite tv shows: The Flash, Parks and Rec, Archer, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Amazing World of Gumball, Chowder, Game of Thrones

first best friend: some guy named Chase i think? 

listening to rn: https://soundcloud.com/bentheemcee/zorak-im-gonna-kick-your-ass


3 fears: money (and the possible lack there of in the future), heights sometimes, the unknown

4 turn ons: people with short hair are cute. nice, caring, etc. pretty much it.

4 turn offs: asshole, selfish people, etc.

sexual orientation: girsl r cool but so are humans in general

senior year quote in my year book: damn i wish my school did em because i got a list a mile long

first thing i notice in a person: idk 

shoe size: mens 10 (ya know what they say about people with size 10 shoes. they got size 10 feet)

eye colour: blue 

hair colour: brown

favourite item of clothing: my zelda hat with the nintendo switch pin

what colour of underwear i’m wearing rn: blue

favourite season: spring (when its rainy)

how much time i spent on designing my blog: a couple of hours 

do i ever get “good morning” or “goodnight” texts: every now and then but whatever


when did i last hold hands: this morning because my friends and i just did stupid shit as per the usual

how long does it take me to get ready in the morning: 20 to 30 minutes


have i shaved my legs in the past 3 days: noperino

where am i rn: home at my desk

do i like music loud or at a reasonable level: depends on the song

things i love: video games, comics, my friends, music


how i feel rn: tired, just real fuckin tired


something i rlly, rlly want: a sandwich would be nice 


3 things that upset me: no fuckin idea. i just know when it happens.

what i find attractive in other ppl: sense of humor and nice personality

habits i have: trying to do everything myself


something i fantasize abt: my future and suff

something im talented at: music


the blog i give the most notes to:  no idea. probably dickard t


last person re-blogged sth from me: zero-buster

do i smoke/drink: noperino


my favourite food: pasta and italian food in general

my favourite dessert: fried ice cream


what i did yesterday: violin lessons; school


number of kids i want: a child i guess? i dont know


number of siblings i have: uno


something thats constantly on my mind: what shitty reference can i make now

last person i messaged on tumblr: @comicalsanz

can i drive: yup

what state or part of the world do i live in: california

am i in school: yuperino

do i get grossed out easily: nah


somewhere i would like to visit for a week: italy or japan


i’ll love u if: you’re not an asshole and actually care


last show i binge-watched: archer

what words upset me the most: no idea

what words make me feel best abt myself: 

a wish that i’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11: i don’t do that so....


who i would switch lives with for a day: fictionally, the flash probably, speedin around would be rad


my favourite ice cream: cookies and cream

allergies: nada

sexiest person to come to mind immediately: gwendoline christie is an amazing human being. ben affleck has a good jawline. 


my childhood career choice: astronaut 

one of my insecurities: that people think im inconsiderate


how many blogs am i following: 868

how many tabs/different windows do i have open at this very moment: 4


coke or pepsi: coke is better but pepsi only because pepsi man


tea or coffee: neither but tea over coffee

movie or book: rogue one probably 

sense i would be willing to lose: sight

quote i live by: god give me patience because if you give me strength i swear ill kill them


last awkward situation i found myself in: 

what time is it rn: 10:40 pm

a song that made me cry: somethin on Abbey Road because i was sad at the time so i was already ready to cry

[aliensaresupergay]

Red and/or blue for the asks?

red: how was your first kiss? what do you love about yourself? when’s the last time you warmed your hands in front of a fire? would you rather watch a sunrise or sunset? what’s the best thing about summer?

You know, it was good. Messy and awkward, but it was good. It was a good, tender moment tbh.

Hmm, I don’t know lmao bc I lowkey hate myself ;) but my eyes!! And my hair sometimes. Also apparently I can be funny so that too.

Oh my god a long time ago. Either 8th grade spring when we went camping, or when I went to Jay peak with my friend like two years ago and we went to her grandmas house and made marshmallows on the fire.

f uCK I love both?? I used to watch sunsets all the time and I’ve only seen a few sunrises. Both invoke a very different emotion in me and also memory?? But on which I prefer, sunsets!!!

Best thing about summer? The freedom of just being able to do nothin, along with the warm weather. Idk I’m very nostalgic about different emotions from different summers and I can’t tell you one thing that’s the best :“))

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? what kind of covers do you have on your bed? who is the last person you told a secret to?

Oh boy I’m like in a constant state of lowkey sad or apathetic 👉😎👉 I listen to a lot of pop punk (mainly modern baseball and hands like houses) and think about the Boy™ I like lmao. I also play Pokémon or animal crossing for hours. Sometimes watch some Netflix. But when its Real Bad™, like "I wanna mcfreaking kms” bad, I listen to sad but inspiring music (insert that meme) and then watch Steven universe, the office/parks and Rec, Malcolm in the middle, a tv show that makes me happy (fun fact this time last year I was having a Weird Time™™ and binge watched So Much of the office) or watch vine compilations and play ac: wild world, and like yeah.

Hmm, listen to the radio, play my ds, if my internet isn’t shut off I scroll Tumblr or watch asmr / listen to pretty music videos.

Ooooh gosh. I kinda wanna say one of the sleepovers I’ve had with my best friend. One of the best ones was recent, over the summer. We went to the corner store and bought a fuck ton of candy and watched the wholeFirst season of rick and morty, then at night when we’re supposed to be asleep, according to her strict mom, we watched vine compilations and had to stifle our laughter. We also binge watched the second half of one punch man (even though she hadn’t seen the first few episodes) and stayed up till like 2am. I love her. But I’ve also had some great nights like during Halloween or school dances, but they’re vague memories. Def gonna go with sleepover with evie

Well since I have like twelve blankets and not a duvet, I’ll go with animal??? I have a jaguar picture one and a leopard print that’s soft asf. Basically very soft blankets, my Pokémon and mcr blankets are also 👌 S o f t

Oooh hmm…I’m not sure tbh??? I wanna say erin ( @silentsprings ) but idk if it was really a secret? or my mom? but again idk if its a secret. Idk if I’m really a “"secrets”“ person lol. Just more of a private person with things I don’t wanna tell people…..

TYSM for the ask these are some really nice questions and just aHH!!!! 💜