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angiezidler205 · 1 year ago

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Exhausted Wallaby

Hurt/Comfort Rockbert fanfic

Rocko woke up after a one hour nap. His eyes were extremely baggy, his clothes a mess, his whole house trashed, and Spunky sleeping on a large pile of dirty clothes. He got up and walked downstairs towards the kitchen. He made himself coffee and drank it out of the kettle, ignoring the burning pain in his throat. He then walked towards the door, taking his keys, and opened it to find Heffer and Filburt waving at him.

“Hey Rockooooh! You look awful buddy.”, Heffer said as he looked concerned. Filburt noticed the trashed house and looked at Rocko's clothes, “Have you been sleeping in a pile of junk?”. Rocko ignored them and brushed past them, “ Haven't actually slept turtle but thanks for the “concern” you four eyed freak.”. Heffer and Filburt were shocked to hear Rocko being rude towards them. Heffer then realized, “Rocko you're not going to work right? You said that today was your day off!”.

Rocko growled, “I don't and I think it's best that way. At least some of us Have jobs instead of staying with our mums!”. He slammed the door and sped off to work. Heffer felt hurt but he knew that he didn't mean it. “He didn't sleep again. Geez Filburt this is the fourteenth day that he's been like this! I'm worried about him. I'm worried about Spunky! He always forgets to feed him! Rocko needs to sleep!”. Filburt nodded and looked at the house, “Yeah but how can he with all that junk?”. They both thought about it and smiled at each other. “Let's do it!”.

Rocko made it to work on time and stood by the register. In about ten minutes the doors should open and everyone is gonna come in and demand for the new comic Really Really Big Man. Since the new movie is coming up, everyone has been buying this one because there's a free ticket inside to watch the movie with Big Man himself. Rocko watched as everyone overcrowded the door and pressed their face against the window. They watched him menacingly and impatient, like they expected him to open up early. Rocko ignored them and watched the clock go by and hoped time would stop.

He wished he was home asleep but since Christmas is coming up and the movie as well he's stuck here without any help at all. The good thing is that he'll get a holiday vacation in a week so he can finally sleep. The timer on his watch went off and he walked up to the door and unlocked it. Immediately everyone barged in and grabbed every comic there was. Rocko was thrown to the register and everyone crowded him, demanding to hurry up. He scanned, took money, gave change, and bagged the item. He does this without even blinking and no one noticed or cared. It took five hours before the crowd finally died down and the comics were almost empty. He was about to take his break until an old lady came by and slammed the comic on the counter.

“I can't believe that I have to pay twenty dollars for this little book! I have a family to feed and here you are taking every ounce of money I got! How do you sleep at night you little gremlin!?”, the old lady yelled as a few people agreed looking angry. Rocko felt his eye twitch and his ears went down immediately. He slammed his hands on the counter and smiled forcefully, “Good Question! I don't! I haven't slept for two weeks and been working my bloody arse off in here!! I have to take care of bigots like you because Apparently No One Can Read the Fucking Sign!!!”, he yelled as he pointed behind him. Everyone looked to notice that the sign said “Due to higher demands, and needing to purchase more, the New Really Really Big Man comic book will cost extra.”

“I guess you're too Stupid or Blind to even understand so I'll Dumb it Down for you. People buy lots of comics to get tickets. Store can't afford to buy more comics. Store must make comics More Expensive. That way more people can have comics. Okie Dokie!? Did that get through your thick metal skulls?!!!!”, Rocko said while faking a smile. The old lady was offended but Rocko spoke up. “I don't care if you stare at me ugly. I would rather see that than your wrinkled smile. Bet that the reason your husband left you! You bloody old fart.”, Rocko sneered. The old lady felt very hurt by this and placed twenty-five dollars on the counter, “K…Keep the change…”. She soon left with the book and Rocko stared at everyone else.

“Anybody else want to say something? Or are you just gonna keep your mouth open until flys make a home there?”, Rocko asked, annoyed.

“Rocko!!!”, A loud angry voice can be heard upstairs. Rocko stayed put and scanned the next book. Everyone looked at him then at the stairs. Some of them smiled, knowing that he's going to get fired on the spot. “Rocko Rama!!!!”, The voice yelled again.

“I'm Working Here you Bloody Fat Pig!!!!”, Rocko yelled back. Everyone looked at him shocked yet excited because he's going to get kicked out immediately. They heard loud footsteps coming their way and the boss came out looking angrier than a bull. “What did you call me, Rama?”, The boss asked while Rocko looked unamused.

“Did I stutter? I said I'm working here you Bloody Fat Pig!!”, Rocko yelled as he shoved the bag into the customer’s arms. The boss growled, “You little termite! I'll have you fired for that!!”. Rocko slammed his hands on the counter and faced him, “Yeah? And what then? You finally gonna get off your Fat Ass and work? I don't think so! I'm your Only Employee that's Working Full Time for Years!!!! You want to Lose that and Deal with these Bloody idiots demanding for a stupid book with pictures on it!? No! Because you're nothing but a Fat, Lazy, Piece of Trash that smells like sewage every day! I can see why you're still single!!”.

The boss stared at him shocked and every customer stared in horror. His boss then spoke softly but rudely, “Get back to work.”. Rocko rolled his eyes, “Yeah. Get back to being lazy.”. The boss left and Rocko looked at everyone. They looked down and kept their mouths shut. Rocko snorted at them and continued doing what he's doing. Four hours later he closed up shop and walked towards the door to open more boxes of comics. Yet, his boss blocked the door with his arms crossed.

“Go home Rocko. I'll handle it from here.”, The boss said and Rocko grew annoyed. “What? My words finally hurt you?”, Rocko sneered while trying to grab the doorknob. His boss took him and placed him in front of the clock in/out machine. “You need rest. Your attitude hasn't been getting better and if this keeps up then we'll both get fired.”, His boss explained. Rocko grumbled and clocked out. He then left the store, got in his car and drove off.

On the way home his stomach growled loud and Rocko clutched the steering wheel angry. He drove to the nearest drive thru, ordered food, and left. Once he finally got home, he noticed the lights were still on and frowned. He got out of his car and walked inside his house. It looked clean yet there's tons of trash bags at the corner. He growled knowing that he had to be the one to throw it. He stormed towards the kitchen and noticed Heffer and Filburt finishing cleaning the counters.

“And that's the last of it! Now we gotta go to Rocko's room and-”

“And what Heffer? Pile more trash by the corner for me to throw out? I didn't ask you two to clean my bloody house! I was going to do that later!.”, Rocko yelled. Filburt grew nervous, “W-When? You hardly clean around h-here for two weeks.”. Rocko rolled his eyes and noticed Heffer staring at his food. “Don't even think about it, pig. I got this for myself and you better not even Think about asking for my damn food!”, Rocko spat with venom.

Heffer held up his hands in defense, “I can't help it Rocko. It's a habit!”. Rocko frowned, “Yeah and what happened last time? You Died and went to hell. All because you're fat and full of gluttony you oversized sack of meat!!!”. Heffer winced at this and Filburt spoke up, “Rocko you need t-to stop! We're your friends!”. Rocko snarled angrily, “Friends? Friends!!! Yeah Right you two never even Respected me at all!! Always treated me like I'm your bloody punching bag!!! Well not anymore!!!”. He stomped towards the door and kicked it open, “I want you two Out!!!”.

Heffer and Filburt walked out sadly and nervously. They flinched at the hard slam. “Will you keep it down over there!!! People are trying to sleep!!!”, Ed yelled from his window. The door opened and Rocko stormed out and pointed at him, “Shut Up you Fat Ugly Green Shit!! I bet You're Hideous Face is the reason Your Kid Fucking Left!!! Now get your disgusting face back inside!!!! You're making everything around you more dead!!!!”. Rocko then went back inside and slammed it again. Heffer and Filburt can hear Ed sobbing in his room. They looked at each other worried.

Rocko stormed upstairs, eating his food on the way up, and barged in his room. He threw the trash on the side and lay in bed trying to sleep. Spunky was under the bed shaking. He's worried about Rocko and doesn't like how he's treating his friends. He then heard a growl and saw Rocko's feet meeting the floor and leaving the room. He then heard a lot of banging and stuff being torn open. He huddled in Rocko's shirt and hoped that the real Rocko would come back.

The next morning Filburt and Heffer watched as Rocko drove off again to work and rushed inside the unlocked house. They noticed that it was trashed again and Spunky sneaking downstairs scared. They immediately fed and gave fresh water to the puppy. Filburt then gripped his head, “I can't take it anymore!!! We need to get Rocko to sleep!!”. Heffer agreed, “But how!? We've tried everything!!!”. They both grew quiet until their eyes widened. They looked at each other fast.

“Norbert!!!”.

Heffer ran upstairs and searched through Rocko's room until he found an old note with Norbert's number. He ran back to the kitchen and grabbed the phone. He dialed quickly and waited for it to be answered.

“Hey Rocko! It's been a while since you've called!”, Norbert said in the other line.

“Uhhh this is Heffer.”, Heffer corrected.

“Oh! Sorry Bud uhh what's up?”

“We need your help. Rocko's been working too much and hasn't gotten any sleep. He's been rude to us, trashing his house, yelling at the neighbors, and always forgets to even take care of Spunky!”, Heffer yelled emotionally.

“..... I'll be right there.”

Rocko was again ushered home after nine hours of work and drove home, noticing only his room light was on. He got out of the car and got inside and noticed how clean his house was. He grew confused and walked up the stairs and noticed his room opened ajar. He walked in to see Norbert sitting on his bed with his arms crossed. Rocko frowned, “I know what you're going to say and I don't want to hear it.”.

“I know. Which is why I'm going to help you sleep instead.”, Norbert said calmly. Rocko frowned at him, “With what gopher? Your furry chest? Please, like that would help.”. Norbert ignored the insult and took his hands. Rocko yanked them away angrily but Norbert took them again and pulled him close. Rocko tried to pull away but felt Norbert’s hand rub his back. He felt the tension calm a bit but he then tried to pull away. “Stop bewitching me Norbert. I'm not falling for your tricks!”, He sneered. Norbert pulled him into bed and laid him on his chest. He scratched his head knowing Rocko goes weak at that. Rocko felt heavy and groaned at the nice feeling.

“Fly me to the moon. Let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on A-Jupiter and Mars.”, Norbert sang softly as he rubbed Rocko's back.

Rocko immediately felt his eyes grow heavier and heavier.

“In other words, hold my hand. In other words, baby, kiss me.”, Norbert sang as he kissed his head.

Rocko felt everything fade to black and closed his eyes. Norbert noticed Rocko immediately passing out and sighed in relief. He looked up to notice Heffer holding a camera smiling nervously. “Heheh. Too soon?”.

Rocko soon woke up and felt better than before. He noticed he's wearing Norbert's PJs, his fur nice and clean, and his room spotless. He looked around until he heard the door open. Norbert walked in, wearing Rocko's clean shirt, while holding a tray full of breakfast. “Morning BedRock, how are you feeling?”, Norbert asked with a warm smile.

“I feel a lot better thank you. H-How long was I asleep?”, Rocko asked while Norbert placed the tray on his lap. “Four days!”, Norbert said with a smile. Rocko panicked, “Four Days!?!? I'm going to get fired!!!”. Norbert then held him down gently, “Easy Rocket I've already contacted your boss. He agreed that you'll start your vacation early and come back on January ninth.”. Rocko was relieved and began to eat. Norbert left the room and a few minutes later he came back with his food. They are together quietly and once Rocko finished his food Norbert took his dishes. Rocko gently stopped him and pulled him into a hug.

“I'm so sorry about how I acted towards you. I have no intention to hurt you Norby Beauty. I was just so exhausted I….”, Rocko explained while holding him close. Norbert nuzzled his neck, “Darling it's ok. Work can make everyone feel this way, you know. Yet I don't think you should apologize to me. Your friends called me as soon as you left and explained everything. We all cleaned, got you new groceries, threw out the trash, did your laundry, and took extra care of Spunky.”.

Rocko pulled away and panicked, “Oh no! I need to talk to them! I've said some awful things to them! And Spunky!!! My poor Spunky doesn't deserve to be neglected like that! I.. I don't deserve their forgiveness…”.

“It's ok Rock, we knew you'd never meant it.” Heffer said with a smile. Filburt agreed, “Yeah you'd honestly never even cursed before so we knew you're just tired and stressed.”. Rocko got out of bed and hugged them both tight and teared up, “I'm so sorry for ever calling you names! You guys were just trying to help and I've done nothing but yell at you!!! Can you please forgive me?”. Heffer and Filburt hugged him back tight, “We forgive you Rocko.”. They pulled away and heard a small excited bark. Rocko immediately looked down to see an excited Spunky. “Spunky!”, Rocko cried as he picked him up and hugged him tight. “I'm so sorry for neglecting you! You've must be so worried about me and hungry too!”, Rocko cried but soon laughed as Spunky licked his face. Norbert smiled and hugged them both. Heffer and Filburt soon joined the hug, happy to have their friend back.

“Hey when are we going to the ma-Euuuugh!!! Mushy stuff!”, Daggett complained. Norbert smirked and pulled him in.

“No! Nooooooooo!!!!!!”, Daggett yelled.

#crackship #rocko's modern life #angry beavers #Rockbert #hurt/comfort #headcanon #fanfics

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