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I'm into ur boss actually so I put it there. I'm sorry :/

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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Okay sorry is this the official official Zorin tumblr page because if it is I’m not switching to Fedora

Yes I'm 100% official I'm not just a random faggot on the internet impersonating the OS I'm using on the tumbled bler 😌🎀

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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

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uhm so uhhhhh please don't talk to me like this ever. nuh uh. unless

The only correct way to talk to transbians:

Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.

Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?

Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.

Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.

Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.

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just adding to this that flowers won't stay forever even if you treat them exactly like they need you to

flowers are not meant to last forever. their job is to help us stay in the present, you have to be in the moment or otherwise, they're gone in a blink. but we aren't talking about flowers, are we..

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boy who hates photos to girl who's camera roll is full of selfies pipeline

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op can you make a version where they suck on each other's tits

*takes padded bra cup out of your swimsuit* promise you'll stop for me 🥺

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I fear that might be me when I find out staying up late means getting less sleep

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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MEOW !!!!!

Where did all the catgirls go?

What happened to all the catgirls and catboys and cat enbies it feels like we're a dying breed in a world full of puppygirls

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Internally, we call this feature the User-triggered Flashbang™. We're kind of still in the process of getting it copyrighted, because let's be honest here, it's a genius idea!

(I had no idea this existed, but it's so funny to me fjsideeke the only thing I know that might help you however is DarkReader. It's an extension that can automatically force websites into dark mode if your PC is using dark mode. That should make the display shed less light, which should then keep it from flashbanging you.)

Zorin OS's auto-brightness feature has this bug that I like to call "Brightness Runaway," where, if it's semi-dark in the room you're in, loading a webpage with a Light Mode UI will throw enough light onto you (and the things around you) that Zorin OS will think it suddenly got brighter in the room.

That causes the auto-brightness to raise itself, which causes more light to be thrown into the room. That causes the auto-brightness to think it got even brighter, which causes it to raise the brightness even more.

The brighter it gets, the more auto-brightness tries to raise the brightness, and the more auto-brightness tries to the raise the brightness, the brighter it gets, so eventually you end sitting there like: