zaunsundergroundhound

[zaunsundergroundhound]

May i date one of your daughters

"As long as it's reasonable AND you hold the utmost respect for my family. Sil, however, you might have to tread lightly."

"Don't think either of them are seeking out relationships, though."

[zaunsundergroundhound]

so sorry for the inactivity, ADHD task paralysis should classify as assault

[zaunsundergroundhound]

*pulls a chair next to you then climbs on it to pat your head*

"Not the strangest thing I've witnessed"

(he accepts it like a good boy /silly)

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

Can I have your gender?

"What does this even mean?"

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

How would you react to having a bio kid you never knew about? Would you want to have a relationship with them, or does blood not really matter to you?

"Blood matters very little in Zaun. Too many kids in the Lanes either lost their parents or never knew em. And I've never had bio children, despite the environment, but I don't think I would seek em out. If they come seeking me, I'd accept em just as any other stray at my doorstep."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

happy valentines day!

"Never usually been one to celebrate, but thanks. Should probably pass it along to @silcohateslife "

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

not poison :D stole from a piltie nd taste tested them m’self!!

- 👁️

"Don't know how much I trust Pilties either."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

*sets down a basket of chocolate chip cookies and a shiny blue rock before running off*

-👁️

"Oh—kay? Not entirely sure these aren't drugged."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

"If you consider my language harsh, you wouldn't last a day in Zaun."

"And I'm well aware of my daughter's involvement with yours. Might not hurt to check her reputation at the brothels."

-Vander

Vander, what is a “gay?” I thoughts it was a word for people who women avoid but it seems I have the wrong idea.

@silcohateslife

"From what I've gathered, it's used to say a guy who likes guys. Apparently it can also be for women who like women."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

"Stay out of this, Kiramman. Go deal with your husband."

-Vander

Vander, what is a “gay?” I thoughts it was a word for people who women avoid but it seems I have the wrong idea.

@silcohateslife

"From what I've gathered, it's used to say a guy who likes guys. Apparently it can also be for women who like women."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

I know you dont have favorites amongst your babies.

But i too can see that claggor is a blessing.

That boy doesn't cause any sort of trouble.

"I love all my kiddos, but you're definitely right when you say Claggor is the most well behaved. Worst thing he'll do is get into a fight every now and again. Otherwise, he helps around the bar and even helps Benzo out at his shop, hangs out with Ekko, and overall just keeps the groups sanity. He's a breath of fresh air."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

Hey Vander? Um... I had planned on asking you about Vi & where she was a little while ago. But she had shown up at The Last Drop trailing after her Girlfriend (?). I had only caught the tail end of when you had mentioned how shitty the Messenger Service in Runeterra was. So um...yeah I chickened out after I couldn't get your attention & left.😐😓

-Felicia

"'M almost as clueless as you are. From what I've gathered, she's married into the Kirammann family. Didn't catch much besides that. I always knew she wasn't exactly one for guys, but I didn't know posh Talis sponsors was her type. I'll see if I can catch her again and ask how it happened."

-Vander

( @viequalsviolence )

[zaunsundergroundhound]

"Not entirely familiar with the drag scene either, but I know there's quite a few performers in Zaun if you're willing to get out of the chair and go. I can pay for tickets."

you have the sass of a drag queen. i think you'd be friends with trixie mattel

Who? And what is a drag queen? Why are queens being dragged?

-Silco

[zaunsundergroundhound]

Vander, what is a “gay?” I thoughts it was a word for people who women avoid but it seems I have the wrong idea.

@silcohateslife

"From what I've gathered, it's used to say a guy who likes guys. Apparently it can also be for women who like women."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

Vander! Can you recommend any good places to go in Zaun-🃏

"Jericho's is always fun. He's a bit scary at first, but the food is damn good and doesn't cost much. He means no harm."

"The brothels typically have a lustful reputation, but a lot of them are more than willing to take a break and chat. Especially over drinks or something."

"And there's obviously the Last Drop, but that feels like self advertisement."

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

Mhm...😏

"Excuse me?"

-Vander

[zaunsundergroundhound]

"Not helping the allegations."

-Vander

ha GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🫵

That’s incorrect, @zaunsundergroundhound is the gay one.

-Silco