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if that entire hillbilly ass town could keep miley’s secret in the hannah montana movie i really think the town of forks coulda kept the cullens secret

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twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him

the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward’s new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going “woah, dude. you’re like, super cold”

eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious

he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after

he just gives up and tells her

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Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

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I lost my scholarship and now I can’t go back next semester

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I’ve had enough of this school

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Tru

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i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic

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It’s Halloween 1st bitches!!!!!!!

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever