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“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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me: well things are bad. what should we do

brain: the death

me: we've been over this. we can't just die every time something goes remotely wrong

brain, louder, and more insistently: The Death

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centaurs would work if you replace the horse body with a giraffe, because it’d suit the anatomy of a centaur to live of fruits and leafs up in very tall trees.

Also they’d look hilarious when they have to drink water.

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20 weeks

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do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

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19 weeks old and growing SO FAST!

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Ears 2 big

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guide to telling when your nail polish is dry

step 1. It Is Not

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ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

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(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts 

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these are just the facts